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Brandon Morrow of Chicago Cubs suffers back spasms while taking pants off
Cubs closer Brandon Morrow was placed on the DL after sustaining back spasms while taking off his pants at home early Monday morning.

Baseball players have suffered a litany of bizarre back injuries over the years, including putting on shoes, picking up their kids, carrying luggage and even sleepwalking. Cubs slugger Sammy Sosa suffered back spasms and landed on the DL in 2004 after injuring himself while sneezing.
sports  funny 
1 hour ago by jellis
Taste test: Burger robot startup Creator opens first restaurant | TechCrunch
Meanwhile, the robot grinds hormone-free, pasture-raised brisket and chuck steak to order. But rather than mash them all up, the strands of meat hang vertically and are lightly pressed together. They form a loose but auto-griddleable patty that’s then plopped onto the bun before the whole package slides out of the machine after a total time of about five minutes. The idea is that when you bite into the burger, your teeth align with the vertical strands so instead of requiring harsh chewing it almost melts in your mouth.
robots  food  funny 
11 hours ago by dancall
Ridiculously Insecure Smart Lock - Schneier on Security
the lock is invincible to the people who do not have a screwdriver
funny  security  tapplock 
12 hours ago by yorksranter
Animals Got Problems
This looks like a fun new webcomic/column
animals  comics  satire  webcomics  funny 
13 hours ago by swampers
«Выгребная яма политической предвзятости». Ничего неожиданного: США объявили о выходе из СПЧ при ООН
в 2003 году Ливия, во главе которой стоял тогда Муаммар Каддафи, была избрана председателем Комиссии ООН по правам человека.
politics  funny  fact  foreign 
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