Good job, homeless guy!

Jesus Christ, Rob Liefield is terrible.

"Who is the most beautiful woman in the world? Half a century ago, Hollywood would have presented her to us. Grace Kelly, Ingrid Bergman or perhaps Elizabeth Taylor. But today?"

LONDON (Reuters) - The guardians of Britain's historic Tower of London are enlisting girl power for the first time in their 522-year history.

Name says it all, doesn't it? Not safe for work by any stretch of the imagination.

"No but seriously fellow man-people, a beautiful yet intelligent woman (heh. I said “yet”) is something that deserves our worship as much as our apprehension."

Well, no duh: "Catching sight of a pretty woman really is enough to throw a man's decision-making skills into disarray, a study suggests." And the more testosterone, the worst the effect is.

"I will personally establish a Planned Parenthood clinic on my own land which is within the boundaries of the Pine Ridge Reservation where the State of South Dakota has absolutely no jurisdiction."

Let us hope she grows out of her anorexic phase beforehand, too.

Boobs for NOLA relief.

By Brody Vercher

An ode to the nice guy