DO NOT WRITE A CROCK OF SHIT.

For 26 years, Reading Rainbow host LeVar Burton (left) shepherded kids through the exciting world of books. The show, which fostered a love of reading, was the third longest-running program in PBS history, outlasted only by Sesame Street and Mister Rogers' Neighborhood.

The only place to buy cables, period.

1952: Lucy Gets Knocked Up - Despite Lucille Ball’s pregnancy during an entire season of I Love Lucy, the actual word "pregnant" isn’t allowed on air.

5. Colbert voices one half of the "Ambiguously Gay Duo" animated shorts featured on Saturday Night Live. (He performs the voice of Ace, while Steve Carrell is Gary.)

"Thanks CBS for turning my son GAY."

New scientific evidence, including DNA analysis conducted at one of the world's foremost molecular genetics laboratories, as well as studies by leading scholars, suggests a 2,000-year-old Jerusalem tomb could have once held the remains of Jesus of Nazaret

Fantastic set of celebrity Miis - including the entire cast of The Office. Some of these are scarily dead-on.

"So, you are sitting in your hotel, there is NOTHING on the 13 free channels and you really want to catch that.. eh hum new movie out right now, but you dont want to pony up the $10..."

Peter Boyle, who played the tap-dancing monster in "Young Frankenstein" and the curmudgeonly father in the long-running sitcom "Everybody Loves Raymond," has died. He was 71.

I use far, far too many of these on a daily basis. Especially 'buh.'

Ruin your childhood!

Goes through the process of installing MythTV on SuSE 9.1, which is interesting partially because SuSE doesn't play nicely with the Hauppage TV card.

"George Bush doesn't care about black people!"

Do-it-yourself PVR

The foppish weirdo who wants you to drink Tanqueray.

21 things proven true by Fox's pioneering research method

Common sense 1, stupid purple menace 0