Good job, homeless guy!

Paladins do it good or not at all.

Every time we fall in love, fight with our spouse, get upset about the influx of immigrants into our country, or go to church, we are, in part, behaving as a human animal with our own unique evolved nature—human nature.

How religious beliefs do, and don't, influence sexual behavior.

A Montreal rat was given two options: he could have sex with a female rat anytime he wanted, or with the other female rat, who would only give it up part of the time. Guess which one he chose? There's a lesson to be learned here.

Ann Arbor police are searching... for a woman who entered the Pi Kappa Alpha fraternity last Thursday...and began to masturbate on a couch.

MOM: Pass the wine, please. I want to become crazy.

pffffthahaha

"Thanks CBS for turning my son GAY."

"Not only is sleeping naked more comfortable, but it's good for your health too."

"If you know the name Israel Hernandez, you probably know him as “Altoids Boy,” the young man in charge of George W. Bush’s breath mints. (He says his real Dubya-assigned nickname is Izzy.) ... Izzy is also gay."

“Well, you know, I hate gay people, ” Hardaway said in response to Le Batard. “I let it be known I don’t like gay people. I don’t like to be around gay people. I’m homophobic. It shouldn’t be in the world, in the United States, I don’t lik

Scientists have shown that it’s not just a lowering of standards - alcohol actually stimulates the part of the brain that judges facial attractiveness.

27: The girl who replies to the question "What do you want for Christmas?" with "If you loved me, you'd know what I want!" gets an Xbox. End of story.

"You’re telling me that there is no way that science can’t mask the smell of latex and lubricant so instead of grossness it smells like an apple orchard?"

"Did you ever notice the people who are most adamantly against abortions are people you wouldn't want to fuck in the first place?" -- George Carlin

"Have no fear, with the help of this guide you will have your ladies turning tricks in no time!" ... I am not even sure how to react to this.

In a ground-breaking case, a 24-year-old Norwegian woman has been sentenced to nine months in prison and fine after being convicted of forcing sex on a sleeping man.

Name says it all, doesn't it? Not safe for work by any stretch of the imagination.

More than nine out of 10 Americans, men and women alike, have had premarital sex, according to a new study.

"No but seriously fellow man-people, a beautiful yet intelligent woman (heh. I said “yet”) is something that deserves our worship as much as our apprehension."

Well, no duh: "Catching sight of a pretty woman really is enough to throw a man's decision-making skills into disarray, a study suggests." And the more testosterone, the worst the effect is.