Talk Meteorology To Me of the Day: You don’t need The Weather Channel’s Stephanie Abrams to know which way the wind blows.

Christopher Nolan has directed only seven feature films, but it feels like he’s made more. That’s because all of his films– the indie thrillers Following and Memento, the moral-corrosion duet of Insomnia and The Prestige, the genre-redefining Batman films, and the WTF-tastic Inception — are all constructed to reward (if not require) repeat viewings.

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Your daily shot of Stormtroopers.
For one year.
Starting April 3rd 2009.

Dracula's drycleaner must die!

Fan death is a South Korean urban legend which states that an electric fan, if left running overnight in a closed room, can cause the death (by suffocation, poisoning, or hypothermia) of those inside.

On its own, the Keyboard Cat video might elicit a smile and a chuckle. But when the adorable feline pounding its paws on a musical keyboard is preceded by an awkward, pain-inducing video of someone falling down an escalator or screaming at his parents, you have the latest Internet meme.

[Someone] moaning about shoddy UI inconsistencies and mistakes in Adobe products and how they get shittier with every release.

My friend Amanda had never seen a whole Star Wars film. When I asked her if she wanted to watch the original trilogy she said that she would, but that she already knew what happens. So I took out my voice recorder and asked her to start from the top.I then created some very basic animation in Final Cut to go along with her narration. www.fishrockit.com

In which the voice actors of Metal Gear Solid get together in a group therapy session, and fourth walls are destroyed with wild abandon.

FINALLY

GM: OK, the bugbear attacks you. What do you do? OBAMA: I send one of my 672 henchmen after it. MCCAIN: OK, seriously. Why does he have so many henchmen? I'm a level 72 ranger and he's only a level 8 paladin.

He's just like George Bush, but older and with a worse temper.

"I understand that you need me to be there for you, but, Ashley, the truth is, right now, the horde just needs me more."

Between rescuing Joaquin Phoenix from a car wreck and dodging bullets during an interview, German director Werner Herzog seems to lead a dramatic life. According to his private diaries, says ROSECRANS BALDWIN, we shouldn’t be surprised.

Where Wikipedia pages deleted for being 'too trivial' go to die... or to live on forever, as it were.

The burning question on everyone's mind.

For level 8 mages only, sorry. This is win.