How to lose weight and hair through stress and poor nutrition.

THE MEATINI IS THE BEST THING EVER INVENTED

Zero calorie, zero fat, vegetarian, kosher salt... that just happens to make everything taste like bacon.

COLUMBUS, Ohio (AP) - An Ohio EPA official says creamy ranch dressing mixed with sewage and storm runoff in the flooded basements of at least 10 Columbus homes.

Hint: it's not Cuervo Gold

"As an aside, the Monster Box - and the cakes they sell - are shaped like a piece of Japanese gym equipment. Just to keep the fitness theme going, see? ... All pretext of fitness goes away when you open your Monster Box."

Are dragons kosher? Find out here. (hint: no)

How to make cheap steaks taste like prime restaurant steaks. Hint: salt, and a ton of it.

Apparently it's against the law to order a fajita as Optimus Prime. Who knew?

Not one or two, but EVERYBURGER. All of them. Chocolate and biscuit masquerading as burger. Finally.

I won't spoil it for you, but it's -awesome-.

Ever wonder how to find a good burrito in New York? The answer: a 42-minute cross-country journey via chord tunnel from Alameda to Weehawken.

The real truth about pedestrian crossing lights.

Interesting article, with tips that seems largely realistic and, to some degree, largely psychological.

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Chef is a programming language in which programs look like recipes.

Found this while perusing my spam folder in Gmail. Sounds intriguing.

I intend to start doing some Urbantic stuff for Cincy/N.Ky. if I ever get around to it.

Look at this. [They've] made a pumpkin into a computer.

"9. Quest to wrap bacon around as many foods as possible would be disrupted."

"Steven Seagal, martial arts expert and star of action movies like Under Siege and Under Siege 2: Dark Territory, recently launched a new energy drink line called Lightning Bolt. And one of the flavors is entitled, you guessed it, the Asian Experience."

And here I was searching for a good hummus recipe.