"If Perez Hilton thinks you're gaudy then I don't even think Stacy London can help you."

"Didn't get a chance to compete on the Hidden Temple? Would your mother never send you to camp? Here's your chance!" Unisex, 100% cotton shirts inspired by TV shows from your (well, at least my) childhood.

Okay, who wants to knit me one of these?

"But one unfortunate truth is that many pirates are, for some inexplicable reason, one-handed, meaning that one important element is missing from their lives: they can't play video games."

I have GOT to make one of these.

An analog watch that reveals only the current time by means of a smoky glass thing that fades the past and future times. Pretty freakin' sweet.

Utilizing Elektek technology, the 'next zipper.' Stylish. Will run about $180.

Mmmm. Daddy want. Even if it is $94 before the likely-exorbitant shipping fees.

dadaist clothing? yay!

Preorder now, to ensure they actually make/ship these!

On payday, this is so bought.

Subsisto Sermo Statim

May you be touched by his noodly appendage