Oh man, there are some classics on here. Troubling to realize these are the same age I am, though.

"The minute companies start cutting checks to "affiliates" at the end of the month that are based on nothing more than clicks, you're bound to get the AllAdvantage phenomenon." I made quite a lot of cash off AllAdvantage as a young man.

"If you're going to sit in your basement pretending to be an elf, you should at least have some friends over to help. Dungeons and Dragons: Get together. Roll some Dice. Have Fun."

Because nothing says quality like a woman eating a stack of CDs

The foppish weirdo who wants you to drink Tanqueray.