These are awesome; somebody please buy me some.

Me want.

Simple calendar to track you mood throughout the year.

the Jeffery-West shoe collection—the work of childhood friends Mark Jeffery and Guy West—fall somewhere between a swanky gentlemen's club and Sweeney Todd's closet. Blood-red leather linings and handmade soles, inscribed with "Decadence, Sleaze and Excess,“ ooze with the kind of luxe horror that arguably only Brits can successfully pull off.

Fantastic sticky notes. Helpful packs of themed adhesive notes, with 5 different pads in each pack.

This is the Greatest Thing Ever. EVER. What is cooler than a mustache? Nothing is, that's what.

This full-scale replica of Kirk's captain's chair from the original Star Trek TV series is constructed from the original design conceived by Matt Jefferies, and is limited to only 1,701 units. Features include a wood and steel platform, leather seat and back with oak arm rests, 360-degree swivel action, and various toggle switches, knobs, and buttons from the series, some of which play classic Trek dialogue or sound effects through the seat's built-in speaker.

You want a crossbow that you can mount a grenade launcher too? One that will scare the person you aim it at so badly they'll pee themselves then die of fright? Want to pretend you're Snake-Eyes? (Because this is TOTALLY the crossbow he'd use. ) This is the one for you.

Peter Locke has a pretty wonderful and reasonably affordable idea to turn your boring old refrigerator into a gorgeous piece of art. He's created a set of 1296 colored magnets called Motifo that act like giant, colored pixels you can arrange and rearrange to create giant, vibrant mosaic imagery on your fridge door (or side, or top, or wherever else you can stick magnets to for that matter).

If I had an English Garden, or a pond, or any other place where sculpture would work, I would have me a couple of these. Just brilliant sculptures.

These are brilliant. I'd totally buy one for myself if it weren't $1,400. So I'm going to need someone to buy it for me, ok?

Brilliant key holders. Give your keys that same macho, heroic image you strive to achieve for yourself.

This is slick. Chalkboard tops for your tap to pour your favorite frosty beverage. I've been wanting a kegerator, and this would sit nicely on top.

A 6x6x6 cube of 216 small neodymium-iron-boron magnetic spheres which can be arranged into an amazing assortment of geometrical and non-geometrical shapes. You can create various polyhedra, even Buckyballs, and all kinds of familiar shapes, too. It's basically a 3D tangram on steroids.

These are some eyeware frames I can get behind. There are about 5 I'm seriously looking at. The retro feel of them just appeals to me.

Wow, this is an amazing wine cellar. It's a trap-door in your floor that spirals down to a wine cellar. It's simply one of the greatest things I've ever seen.

Ninja Tacks are injection molded ABS with a Chrome Plated finish. Each individual web order consists of 3 Ninja Tacks in a padded mailer. It's cheaper than mailing the retail packaging. Feel free to buy me some.

Nice. Each iamhuman cover is tailored to fit your mac's specific model and size. We craft each piece from quality fabrics and authentic wood veneers. Professional grade 3M adhesive adheres the cover to your laptop and allow you to remove it whenever you are ready to change it up—without leaving a sticky residue.

If I ever have a phone in the house, this is the type of phone I want.

This is by far the smallest flying R/C device we've ever seen and it's damn impressive in the air.

This is brilliant stuff. I need to get me one, not so much for airports, but rather for all the pointless xray machines I have to send work laptop bags through. This would just make my day. Somebody buy me one.

Nice iPhone case.

wow. I want one of these.

D&D Chess Set

Villain Chair