Perfect!

Over the weekend Iranian snipers marched in the annual Army Day parade in Tehran in full camouflage, looking less like crack combatants and more like Wookiee extras from a forgotten Star Wars spin-off.

I wish I've seen that cat.

I never really was aware of the M & M breeding program, and that the Blue M & M's are genetically weak, but now I know.

If you watch the Brady Bunch backwards, you find out they killed Oliver, and the grief over his "disappearance" caused the family to split with the mom taking the girls and the dad taking the boys.

True Terror is to wake up one morning and discover your high school class is running the country.

Nice collection of "wouldyoulookatthat" moments.

This is funny. Very funny.

"Hey Stanley, you could be a great player if you learned just two words: I'm full."-- Barkley yelling to 300-plus-pound Houston Rockets teammate Stanley Roberts

AAARRRRGHHH. My head now hurts.

God I love Stupid People. Some guy puts rockets and wings on his car, tries to jump a river using a big-ass ramp. So very funny.

First of all, I have never even met your daughter. That on its own is probably a deal-breaker for me.

Kids write out their prayers to God.

The top 10 unintentionally worst company URLs

Comic Book Double Entendres @ SuperDickery.com

Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a fucking Indian.

"My Other Ride is Your Mom". Heh.