threedaymonk + humour 221
Olympic Defence: the Unofficial London 2012 Security Game
16 days ago by threedaymonk
‘Click to make the Olympic Mascots fire their roof-mounted missiles! Aim for terrorists, protestors, and any illegal advertising!’
olympics
london
humour
16 days ago by threedaymonk
The Budget: how will it affect fictional people?
10 weeks ago by threedaymonk
‘She will not be affected by the budget, for she is a horror older than time itself, and she was not in the 50p tax band.’
humour
uk
government
10 weeks ago by threedaymonk
What should I know as a foreigner in your country?
december 2011 by threedaymonk
Hilarious bad advice for the visitor to Ireland.
humour
ireland
december 2011 by threedaymonk
The Real UK Citizenship Test
october 2011 by threedaymonk
A damn sight better than the nonsense they put in the official one.
humour
uk
immigration
culture
october 2011 by threedaymonk
Diary revealed notes about clandestine cult
july 2011 by threedaymonk
Someone sneaked some outrageous double entendres past a local newspaper’s letters editor.
humour
uk
july 2011 by threedaymonk
Bitcoin to revolutionise the economy
june 2011 by threedaymonk
‘It is completely incorrect to describe Bitcoin as a “pyramid scheme.” Technically, it’s a “pump-and-dump.”’
bitcoin
humour
economics
june 2011 by threedaymonk
Profile For Hamilton Richardson: Reviews
may 2011 by threedaymonk
Delightful reviews of the Mr Men books. ‘Are we about to bear witness to class war, Hargreaves-style? To see Mr Uppity brought to account by the revolutionary power of the proletariat?’
amazon
reviews
humour
may 2011 by threedaymonk
Gentleman's Dictionary and Usage: Breakfast
january 2011 by threedaymonk
‘An Englishman's mother will offer him tea as first response medical aid even if his arm has been severed by a combine harvester.’
humour
uk
breakfast
january 2011 by threedaymonk
The iPhone is the market’s Fisher Price smartphone: It’s time to reach beyond!
january 2011 by threedaymonk
Entertaining and provocative: ‘being seen in public with an iPhone as your primary handset? No. That puts you in the Vicky Pollard demographic.’
humour
mobile
iphone
january 2011 by threedaymonk
Normal in Shoreditch™
january 2011 by threedaymonk
‘It all started when Alex couldn't find a nice, normal bath towel in Shoreditch.’
london
humour
local
shoreditch
january 2011 by threedaymonk
Cake Versus Pie: A Scientific Approach
july 2010 by threedaymonk
‘When you compare the data, it is clear that pie is a better choice.’
humour
food
cake
pie
july 2010 by threedaymonk
What a moron...
july 2010 by threedaymonk
A honeypot (well, tar pit, really) for junk callers. Some of them are remarkably persistent.
humour
telephony
july 2010 by threedaymonk
The Swinger
june 2010 by threedaymonk
‘The Swinger is a bit of python code that takes any song and makes it swing.’ Yes: even Sweet Child O’ Mine.
audio
music
python
humour
june 2010 by threedaymonk
New Programming Jargon
may 2010 by threedaymonk
I especially like ‘shrug report’.
programming
language
humour
may 2010 by threedaymonk
Down with dogs. All dogs.
march 2010 by threedaymonk
‘Dangerous dogs are a menace. But the rest of the species are bloody annoying too.’
dogs
pets
animals
society
humour
march 2010 by threedaymonk
Homeopathy vs Science - a Metaphor
february 2010 by threedaymonk
Hilarious, and a great use of the classic Shatter Resistant ruler.
homeopathy
quackery
humour
science
february 2010 by threedaymonk
The Internet? Bah!
february 2010 by threedaymonk
Cynicism about the internet from 1995. Reads like satire from a 2010 perspective.
internet
culture
prediction
humour
february 2010 by threedaymonk
Android Bug Reports, Songs, Rovers « xkcd
february 2010 by threedaymonk
‘Sometimes, when arranging home screen icons, you feel sad and you’re not sure why.’
android
humour
bug
february 2010 by threedaymonk
Sleep Talkin’ Man
january 2010 by threedaymonk
This woman writes down the things her husband says in his sleep. Very strange and hilarious.
humour
weird
sleeptalking
january 2010 by threedaymonk
John Resig: JavaScript's Chuck Norris
december 2009 by threedaymonk
‘John Resig doesn’t query the DOM, he just glances at it and gets all the elements he was expecting.’
javascript
programming
humour
december 2009 by threedaymonk
Why on earth has Accenture ditched Tiger Woods?
december 2009 by threedaymonk
‘Surely Tiger’s decision to outsouce sexual services to a range of competing providers is in line with Management Consultancy’s established best practice?’ Hilarious.
humour
sport
management
advertising
december 2009 by threedaymonk
a Roman thought: Ten tips for driving in Italy
november 2009 by threedaymonk
Hilarious and terrifying.
culture
driving
transport
cars
italy
humour
november 2009 by threedaymonk
Palabras Textuales - Educando al soberano
august 2009 by threedaymonk
People saying dumb stuff about computers/design/etc. In Spanish.
humour
español
spanish
computers
design
august 2009 by threedaymonk
How 31 Year Olds Consume Media
july 2009 by threedaymonk
‘We have no idea why a lad who should be wanking, drinking Merrydown cider in a graveyard and listening to Radiohead is writing plausible memos for an evil merchant bank.’ Glorious.
humour
internet
media
twitter
sociology
july 2009 by threedaymonk
Palin's Resignation: The Edited Version
july 2009 by threedaymonk
‘Just how poorly constructed was the governor’s holiday-weekend address? We asked [Vanity Fair]’s red-pencil-wielding executive literary editor, Wayne Lawson, together with representatives from the research and copy departments, to whip it into publishable shape. Here is the colorful result.’
politics
us
journalism
grammar
writing
palin
humour
july 2009 by threedaymonk
Most expensive javascript ever?
july 2009 by threedaymonk
If you’re trying to sell to Opera, make sure that you don't have a line of JavaScript specifically to deny their browser access to your admin screen.
javascript
browser
business
opera
humour
july 2009 by threedaymonk
Obama Drastically Scales Back Goals For America After Visiting Denny's
june 2009 by threedaymonk
New goals include ‘not leaving the house in sweatpants’.
humour
us
obama
theonion
june 2009 by threedaymonk
Keeping Abreast of Pornographic Research in Computer Science
april 2009 by threedaymonk
‘It is evident from his web page that he has a sense of humour, which explains the superbly descriptive title for his 1996 paper, Finding Naked People.’
weird
compsci
humour
porn
algorithms
research
april 2009 by threedaymonk
Racial Awareness
april 2009 by threedaymonk
‘This is a new low from the PR industry, surely?’
pr
humour
april 2009 by threedaymonk
Tracking UK Liberal Indecency
april 2009 by threedaymonk
Graph of swearing in the Guardian over time. Fear not, though, because ‘even a liberal rag like the Grauniad seems to be pretty resistant to the tidal wave of filth [...]’
humour
language
statistics
visualisation
journalism
april 2009 by threedaymonk
RAT TRADERS
march 2009 by threedaymonk
‘This following text and pictures illustrate an experiment I undertook that involved training laboratory standard rats in trading in the Foreign Exchange and Commodity Futures markets with the effect that I managed to outperform some of the world' s leading Human Fund managers.’ If this isn’t genius, I don’t know what is.
weird
science
economics
finance
humour
march 2009 by threedaymonk
Carlsberg in Irish - Commercial
march 2009 by threedaymonk
Explained in the comments.
humour
gaeilge
march 2009 by threedaymonk
Japan Pledges To Halt Production Of Weirdo Porn That Makes People Puke
february 2009 by threedaymonk
Timely humour from the Onion.
japan
humour
february 2009 by threedaymonk
Essential Life Lesson #1: Over is Right, Under is Wrong
february 2009 by threedaymonk
Science explains the One True Way to install toilet roll.
humour
science
toilet
february 2009 by threedaymonk
Email From America
january 2009 by threedaymonk
‘We [...] would like to apologize for our 2001-2008 interruption in service.’
humour
us
politics
january 2009 by threedaymonk
Benny Hillifier
january 2009 by threedaymonk
Takes a video, speeds it up, and replaces the soundtrack with that music.
humour
video
music
january 2009 by threedaymonk
Letter to Russia with krokozyabry
january 2009 by threedaymonk
‘This letter was sent to a Russian student by her French friend, who manually wrote the address that he received by e-mail. His e-mail client, unfortunately, was not set up correctly to display Cyrillic characters, so they were substituted with diacritic symbols from the Western charset (ISO-8859-1).’ The Russian postal service nonetheless deciphered and delivered the package.
mojibake
russian
humour
january 2009 by threedaymonk
Look Around You - Calcium (pilot episode) Part 1
december 2008 by threedaymonk
Entertainingly misinformational parody of 80s scientific educational TV programmes.
humour
science
tv
education
uk
december 2008 by threedaymonk
UK TO BOYCOTT ALL GERMAN GOODS, EXCEPT CARS, BEER, KITCHEN APPLIANCES, ADIDAS AND KINDER SURPRISE
december 2008 by threedaymonk
‘Meanwhile, the British “economy” seems to be based on selling each other money so that we can buy high quality German goods.’ Satire that’s close to the bone.
humour
satire
economy
uk
germany
december 2008 by threedaymonk
Burlesque Matinée at the Max Planck Gesellschaft
december 2008 by threedaymonk
Highbrow German publication publishes lewd invitation on its cover instead of the intended classical Chinese poem. Their excuse is unconvincing.
chinese
germany
humour
hanzi
commented
december 2008 by threedaymonk
Gay marriage: the database engineering perspective
november 2008 by threedaymonk
The best thing I’ve read this week.
database
datastructures
humour
marriage
sex
november 2008 by threedaymonk
Where's Charlton Heston when you need him?
october 2008 by threedaymonk
Christians pray to a golden bull to save the economy. Not very biblical!
weird
religion
stupid
humour
october 2008 by threedaymonk
Internet Explorer 6 debugging techniques you won’t learn in school
october 2008 by threedaymonk
E.g. sacrifice a puppy.
webdev
humour
ie
october 2008 by threedaymonk
James Gunn's PG Porn
october 2008 by threedaymonk
‘For people who love everything about porn ... except the sex.’
humour
porn
weird
video
october 2008 by threedaymonk
Ninja cat comes closer while not moving!
october 2008 by threedaymonk
Made me laugh.
ninja
cat
video
humour
october 2008 by threedaymonk
How Apple decides whether or not to put an app on the App Store
september 2008 by threedaymonk
Cupertino’s capriciousness captured.
apple
iphone
humour
september 2008 by threedaymonk
Plz Send Me The Code
august 2008 by threedaymonk
‘The best of the worst in software engineering.’
computing
programming
stupid
humour
august 2008 by threedaymonk
Fellow wiccans please help, how do I tell if it's cursed?
august 2008 by threedaymonk
LOLWICCANS. Some hilarious answers.
stupid
superstition
humour
august 2008 by threedaymonk
Flesh Wound
may 2008 by threedaymonk
Hillary Clinton as the Black Knight. Nicely done.
video
us
politics
humour
may 2008 by threedaymonk
StupidFilter
may 2008 by threedaymonk
'The solution we're creating is simple: an open-source filter software that can detect rampant stupidity in written English.'
stupid
humour
internet
linguistics
classification
may 2008 by threedaymonk
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