threedaymonk + humour   221

Olympic Defence: the Unofficial London 2012 Security Game
‘Click to make the Olympic Mascots fire their roof-mounted missiles! Aim for terrorists, protestors, and any illegal advertising!’
olympics  london  humour 
16 days ago by threedaymonk
The Budget: how will it affect fictional people?
‘She will not be affected by the budget, for she is a horror older than time itself, and she was not in the 50p tax band.’
humour  uk  government 
10 weeks ago by threedaymonk
The Real UK Citizenship Test
A damn sight better than the nonsense they put in the official one.
humour  uk  immigration  culture 
october 2011 by threedaymonk
Diary revealed notes about clandestine cult
Someone sneaked some outrageous double entendres past a local newspaper’s letters editor.
humour  uk 
july 2011 by threedaymonk
Bitcoin to revolutionise the economy
‘It is completely incorrect to describe Bitcoin as a “pyramid scheme.” Technically, it’s a “pump-and-dump.”’
bitcoin  humour  economics 
june 2011 by threedaymonk
Profile For Hamilton Richardson: Reviews
Delightful reviews of the Mr Men books. ‘Are we about to bear witness to class war, Hargreaves-style? To see Mr Uppity brought to account by the revolutionary power of the proletariat?’
amazon  reviews  humour 
may 2011 by threedaymonk
Gentleman's Dictionary and Usage: Breakfast
‘An Englishman's mother will offer him tea as first response medical aid even if his arm has been severed by a combine harvester.’
humour  uk  breakfast 
january 2011 by threedaymonk
The iPhone is the market’s Fisher Price smartphone: It’s time to reach beyond!
Entertaining and provocative: ‘being seen in public with an iPhone as your primary handset? No. That puts you in the Vicky Pollard demographic.’
humour  mobile  iphone 
january 2011 by threedaymonk
Normal in Shoreditch™
‘It all started when Alex couldn't find a nice, normal bath towel in Shoreditch.’
london  humour  local  shoreditch 
january 2011 by threedaymonk
Cake Versus Pie: A Scientific Approach
‘When you compare the data, it is clear that pie is a better choice.’
humour  food  cake  pie 
july 2010 by threedaymonk
Stuff
World War II is so unbelievable.
satire  politics  war  history  humour 
july 2010 by threedaymonk
What a moron...
A honeypot (well, tar pit, really) for junk callers. Some of them are remarkably persistent.
humour  telephony 
july 2010 by threedaymonk
The Swinger
‘The Swinger is a bit of python code that takes any song and makes it swing.’ Yes: even Sweet Child O’ Mine.
audio  music  python  humour 
june 2010 by threedaymonk
New Programming Jargon
I especially like ‘shrug report’.
programming  language  humour 
may 2010 by threedaymonk
Down with dogs. All dogs.
‘Dangerous dogs are a menace. But the rest of the species are bloody annoying too.’
dogs  pets  animals  society  humour 
march 2010 by threedaymonk
Homeopathy vs Science - a Metaphor
Hilarious, and a great use of the classic Shatter Resistant ruler.
homeopathy  quackery  humour  science 
february 2010 by threedaymonk
The Internet? Bah!
Cynicism about the internet from 1995. Reads like satire from a 2010 perspective.
internet  culture  prediction  humour 
february 2010 by threedaymonk
Android Bug Reports, Songs, Rovers « xkcd
‘Sometimes, when arranging home screen icons, you feel sad and you’re not sure why.’
android  humour  bug 
february 2010 by threedaymonk
Sleep Talkin’ Man
This woman writes down the things her husband says in his sleep. Very strange and hilarious.
humour  weird  sleeptalking 
january 2010 by threedaymonk
John Resig: JavaScript's Chuck Norris
‘John Resig doesn’t query the DOM, he just glances at it and gets all the elements he was expecting.’
javascript  programming  humour 
december 2009 by threedaymonk
Why on earth has Accenture ditched Tiger Woods?
‘Surely Tiger’s decision to outsouce sexual services to a range of competing providers is in line with Management Consultancy’s established best practice?’ Hilarious.
humour  sport  management  advertising 
december 2009 by threedaymonk
Palabras Textuales - Educando al soberano
People saying dumb stuff about computers/design/etc. In Spanish.
humour  español  spanish  computers  design 
august 2009 by threedaymonk
How 31 Year Olds Consume Media
‘We have no idea why a lad who should be wanking, drinking Merrydown cider in a graveyard and listening to Radiohead is writing plausible memos for an evil merchant bank.’ Glorious.
humour  internet  media  twitter  sociology 
july 2009 by threedaymonk
Palin's Resignation: The Edited Version
‘Just how poorly constructed was the governor’s holiday-weekend address? We asked [Vanity Fair]’s red-pencil-wielding executive literary editor, Wayne Lawson, together with representatives from the research and copy departments, to whip it into publishable shape. Here is the colorful result.’
politics  us  journalism  grammar  writing  palin  humour 
july 2009 by threedaymonk
Most expensive javascript ever?
If you’re trying to sell to Opera, make sure that you don't have a line of JavaScript specifically to deny their browser access to your admin screen.
javascript  browser  business  opera  humour 
july 2009 by threedaymonk
NSFW Map
Have a puerile laugh at rude place names. Brilliant.
humour  maps 
july 2009 by threedaymonk
Ugliest Tattoos
Lots of fun to be had here.
humour  tattoos 
june 2009 by threedaymonk
Keeping Abreast of Pornographic Research in Computer Science
‘It is evident from his web page that he has a sense of humour, which explains the superbly descriptive title for his 1996 paper, Finding Naked People.’
weird  compsci  humour  porn  algorithms  research 
april 2009 by threedaymonk
Racial Awareness
‘This is a new low from the PR industry, surely?’
pr  humour 
april 2009 by threedaymonk
Tracking UK Liberal Indecency
Graph of swearing in the Guardian over time. Fear not, though, because ‘even a liberal rag like the Grauniad seems to be pretty resistant to the tidal wave of filth [...]’
humour  language  statistics  visualisation  journalism 
april 2009 by threedaymonk
RAT TRADERS
‘This following text and pictures illustrate an experiment I undertook that involved training laboratory standard rats in trading in the Foreign Exchange and Commodity Futures markets with the effect that I managed to outperform some of the world' s leading Human Fund managers.’ If this isn’t genius, I don’t know what is.
weird  science  economics  finance  humour 
march 2009 by threedaymonk
Essential Life Lesson #1: Over is Right, Under is Wrong
Science explains the One True Way to install toilet roll.
humour  science  toilet 
february 2009 by threedaymonk
Email From America
‘We [...] would like to apologize for our 2001-2008 interruption in service.’
humour  us  politics 
january 2009 by threedaymonk
Benny Hillifier
Takes a video, speeds it up, and replaces the soundtrack with that music.
humour  video  music 
january 2009 by threedaymonk
Letter to Russia with krokozyabry
‘This letter was sent to a Russian student by her French friend, who manually wrote the address that he received by e-mail. His e-mail client, unfortunately, was not set up correctly to display Cyrillic characters, so they were substituted with diacritic symbols from the Western charset (ISO-8859-1).’ The Russian postal service nonetheless deciphered and delivered the package.
mojibake  russian  humour 
january 2009 by threedaymonk
Look Around You - Calcium (pilot episode) Part 1
Entertainingly misinformational parody of 80s scientific educational TV programmes.
humour  science  tv  education  uk 
december 2008 by threedaymonk
UK TO BOYCOTT ALL GERMAN GOODS, EXCEPT CARS, BEER, KITCHEN APPLIANCES, ADIDAS AND KINDER SURPRISE
‘Meanwhile, the British “economy” seems to be based on selling each other money so that we can buy high quality German goods.’ Satire that’s close to the bone.
humour  satire  economy  uk  germany 
december 2008 by threedaymonk
Burlesque Matinée at the Max Planck Gesellschaft
Highbrow German publication publishes lewd invitation on its cover instead of the intended classical Chinese poem. Their excuse is unconvincing.
chinese  germany  humour  hanzi  commented 
december 2008 by threedaymonk
Where's Charlton Heston when you need him?
Christians pray to a golden bull to save the economy. Not very biblical!
weird  religion  stupid  humour 
october 2008 by threedaymonk
James Gunn's PG Porn
‘For people who love everything about porn ... except the sex.’
humour  porn  weird  video 
october 2008 by threedaymonk
Plz Send Me The Code
‘The best of the worst in software engineering.’
computing  programming  stupid  humour 
august 2008 by threedaymonk
Flesh Wound
Hillary Clinton as the Black Knight. Nicely done.
video  us  politics  humour 
may 2008 by threedaymonk
StupidFilter
'The solution we're creating is simple: an open-source filter software that can detect rampant stupidity in written English.'
stupid  humour  internet  linguistics  classification 
may 2008 by threedaymonk
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