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Thanks Mike F

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“The world is filled with conflict and strife, but there is also bacon—so it kinda evens out.”

- Russ

SEATTLE—Mariner fans unknowingly witnessed history Monday when veteran umpire Tony Candeleo became only the 11th umpire in major-league history to call a perfect officiating game, not missing a single strike, ball, or contested out for nine straight...

* The North Pole
*  Panty Claus
* My Little Red Rider
* “The Package”
* Kris Dangle
*  Bowl Full of Sexy
*  St. Tickle-Us
* The Velvet Elf
* Cocoa Breath
* Triple-Ho
* Studs McSleigh
* Man Toy
* Mrs. Santa’s Workshop
* The Blizzard of Ahhhhs
* Naughty Bootz

kisses!

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The president’s deficit panel says the best way to cut the deficit is to curb increases in Social Security, cut defense spending and do away with a bunch of tax breaks currently in effect. That loud mooing sound is “When hell freezes over, pal!” in Sacred Cow.

Up in Alaska, they’re trying to decide whether write-in votes for Morkowski, Murkrowski, or Mascousci should count for Susan Murkowski. See, your second-grade teacher told you spelling would be important later in life.

A woman may have been fired for being “too sexy”.  We’re just glad people can’t be fired for being “not nearly sexy, like, at all.”

A drive-thru sex shop has opened in Alabama.  Pretty much everything is super-sized.

A girls’ soccer team has acted inappropriately in one of the first signs that soccer may finally be moving up to par with football.

Alcoholic energy drinks are being banned because folks who drink them are apparently too dumb to know you could get the same effect by alternating beers and cups of coffee.

Brad Paisley and Miranda Lambert were the big winners in last night’s County Music Association Tribute to Plastic Surgery and Pitch Correction.

Hillary Clinton was kinda funny during a radio interview. On purpose.

Protesting at funerals may be banned.  May?  Might?  Could be?  Seriously?

* Conantown
* Suck It, Jay
* Conan’s Shore
* @#$! My Conan Says
* Mad-At-NBC Man
* Conan 4.0
* The DVRed From Last Night Show
* Andy’s Back … Again?
* Carrot Top’s Comeback
* The Andy Richter Show, Featuring Conan O’Brien
* Conan’s Revenge
* “O” (Already used for something.)
* Conan the O’Brienarian

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“Life can sometimes seem pointless, like those tiny little pockets they sew on a baby’s outfit.” – Stephen

* “We need that bear to be more gender-neutral.”
* “I like how you drew the fart green.”
* “Can you photoshop the puppy to look more soulful?”
* “There’s glitter all over your face.”
* “Grandmas are not above fart jokes.”
* “Change the old lady to 17% more jiggy with it.”
* “Let’s put a hamster on the cover. Hamsters don’t alienate anyone.”
* “that penguin is supposed to look passionate, not horny.”
* “the kitty in this photo looks taxidermied.”
* “Shouldn’t the hamster be wearing pants?”
* “ferrets are out. meerkats are in.”
* “This is an emergency! Call the ‘hang in there’ kitty!”
* “This sounds too ‘greeting cardy,’ followed quickly by “this sounds too real, make it sound more ‘greeting cardy.’”

say what you want, he does a great job containing leased offices

Don’t Worry, I’ve Got This

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It’s Friday.  Act accordingly. 

Our little dog doesn’t get to run much. We don’t have a fenced in yard and so when we take her out on a leash it’s for a nice leisurely walk. Unless there is a giant bumblebee dive bombing my head. Then I will make an exception and take the dog on a blisteringly fast and erratic through many of our neighbor’s yards.

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funny photo

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Bill Nye’s Sci-sense was tingling. 

(samuraifrog / agriking)

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Sort of self-explanatory, isn’t it? The “craziest request ever” handled by Deviantart’s gamefan84. As seen by Kotaku reader Morris, via Boing Boing.

GEORGE COSTANZA on SEINFELD

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If you have no idea what’s going on here, you should probably catch up on the Jessi Slaughter scandal.

A Challenger Appears

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So perfect.

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It’s an inside joke

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I can’t stop laughing at this.

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This seems to be a recurring theme.

Favorite Comment: That Guy Jfro70 says, “Love the guy bending down and his face barely showing between Wheaton and the dark haired guy.”

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I thought of this one after watching a video today where an editor waffles a bit while attempting to explain how to pluralize “octopus” once and for all.

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Maslow’s Hierarchy of Internet Needs

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Vertical crowd surfing takes years of experience
(Barack Obama)

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Kapow!

So who noticed the time never changed on the computer?

Workmen painting white lines on a road leave a gap for a dead badger because they said it was not their responsibility to move it.

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Goodbye for another 4 years, World Cup.

Tagged: FIFA, soccer, sparta, world cup

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bestrooftalkever: props to Unequal-Design

Hey, Angelinos, come say hi.

Thanks to everyone who came to visit my table, check out my panel, or see Super Art Fight at Conencticon! I’ll be doing a write-up tonight, stay tuned. Meanwhile, let’s give it up to this pilot. He’s awesome.

* Samuel L. Jackson vs. a panther
* Two babies with nothing to lose
* Richard Simmons vs. my high school mascot
* Santa Claus vs. Jared, the Subway guy
* Sarah Palin vs. the Cast of Designing Women
* Mike Tyson vs. a dinosaur
* Mike Tyson vs. a super dinosaur

BROWNSVILLE, TX—Despite deep, irreconcilable differences that might have led to divorce for other married couples, Clint and Carol Colson have managed to keep their family together through the power of faith. Their belief in God is living proof of the old adage that the family that prays together suffers through a long, hellish marriage together.

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Periodic Table of Swearing.


Science.