This little article, purportedly written by Carl Sagan, is a perfect allegory to my skepticism of religion and God. I'm not willing to discount the existence of God, but it'll take more than a burnt finger or footprints in the flour to convince me.

Don't tell the kids that Sant's suit is red because it matched the Coca Cola bottles in the '30s.

Your guide to the gods. When you just can't place that deity.