"Recipe: 226g of liquid egg whites + 115g of applesauce (I added some cinnamon to the apples as I turned them into mush) + 24g of chocolate hemp protein powder + 8g of cocoa powder + 37g of the aforementioned Total Protein and 11g of coconut flour. That. Is. It. Seven cute fat pancakes came out of the batter."

"Make a Carrot Cake in your Rice Cooker" wat?

"Makes 2 1-cup servings

1 cup old-fashioned or quick-cooking oats 2/3 cup apple juice concentrate 1 1/3 cups water 1/2 teaspoon cinnamon 1/2 cup raisins or currants (optional) Combine oats, apple juice concentrate, water, and cinnamon in a saucepan. Bring to a simmer, then cover and cook 3 minutes. Remove from heat and stir in raisins or currants, if using. Let stand 3 minutes before serving."