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365 is the new 905 - The Globe and Mail
"With the announcement of the new 365 area code coming to the 905 region, the GTA’s three existing area codes convene a conference call."
funny  toronto  globe  globeandmail  416  905 
april 2010 by rtlechow
lbrandy.com » Blog Archive » Never trust a programmer who says he knows C++
"Just mention that C++ is an extremely large and complex language, and the post-valley people will give you 127 different tiny frustrations they have with the language. The pre-valley people will say “Yea, I guess. I mean, it’s just C with classes.”. "
c++  programming  learning  funny  interview  coding  c  humour 
april 2010 by rtlechow
Bill for Bill Gates - it's time to cash up!
"How many $ have you wasted «optimizing» webdesigns for Internet Explorer?"
ie  ie6  fun  webstandards  counter  funny  internet  market  bill  gates 
march 2010 by rtlechow
Making Light: Open thread 137
Werner Heisenberg, Kurt Gödel, and Noam Chomsky walk into a bar. Heisenberg says, “It’s very odd and improbable that we three are in this bar together. It suggests to me that we’re in a joke, but I can’t be certain.”

Gödel says, “Well, if we were outside the joke we would know, but since we’re inside it, there’s no way we can make that determination.”

And Chomsky says, “Of course this is a joke, but you’re telling it wrong!”
jokes  funny  humor  language  geeky  philosophy 
march 2010 by rtlechow
Gravity train - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
"All straight-line gravity trains on a given planet take exactly the same amount of time to complete a journey (that is, no matter where on the surface the two endpoints of its trajectory are located). For Earth, this time would equal 2530.30 seconds (nearly 42.2 minutes) if it were a perfect sphere. [2]"
articles  funny  geek  interesting  invention  physics  reference  science  space  tech  gravity 
march 2010 by rtlechow
Joke Competition
"Q. Why did the chicken cross the Moebius Strip?
A. To get to the other...er.. umm."
math  humor  funny  science  humour  amusing  jokes  fun  geek 
february 2010 by rtlechow
Sumerians Look On In Confusion As Christian God Creates World | The Onion - America's Finest News Source
"Members of the earth's earliest known civilization, the Sumerians, looked on in shock and confusion some 6,000 years ago as God, the Lord Almighty, created Heaven and Earth.
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According to recently excavated clay tablets inscribed with cuneiform script, thousands of Sumerians—the first humans to establish systems of writing, agriculture, and government—were working on their sophisticated irrigation systems when the Father of All Creation reached down from the ether and blew the divine spirit of life into their thriving civilization."
religion  history  funny  humor  onion  creationism  atheism  comedy 
december 2009 by rtlechow
Slash7 with Amy Hoy - Pages - Help Vampires: A Spotter's Guide
It's so regular you could set your watch by it. The decay of a community is just as predictable as the decay of certain stable nuclear isotopes. As soon as an open source project, language, or what-have-you achieves a certain notoriety—its half-life, if you will—they swarm in, seemingly draining the very life out of the community itself.
community  help  support  humor  funny  irc  blog  rails  vampire 
november 2009 by rtlechow
Typocalypse - a set on Flickr
"subliminal messages these fonts are feeding you"
typography  design  fonts  flickr  humor  funny  font  type 
october 2009 by rtlechow
If Architects Had to Work Like Web Designers
Please design and build me a house. I am not quite sure of what I need, so you should use your discretion. My house should have somewhere between two and forty-five bedrooms. Just make sure the plans are such that the bedrooms can be easily added or deleted. When you bring the blueprints to me, I will make the final decision of what I want. Also, bring me the cost breakdown for each configuration so that I can arbitrarily pick one.
webdesign  funny  humor  design  architecture  web  fun  humour 
september 2009 by rtlechow
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