"As we exit the room 3 members of the Helsinki bomb squad accompanied by a sniffer dog walk in."

Oooh, that's not good.

This makes no sense. Open networks are open, closed are closed. What's a password for?

"Nato Awacs surveillance planes patrolling the skies listening for intelligence chatter..."

"As already reported, helium.ruby-lang.org, which is one of the servers
that provided various services relevant to Ruby development, was cracked
by an unauthorized user. We, the ruby-lang.org administrators, are
reporting our analysis of this intrusio