I have taken massive damage from watching this.

Spanish movie about DDR. YASUUUUUUUUUU~

ARG character confronts cast of show, weird hilarity ensues.

"There I was, waiting at BBC Television Centre, to be interviewed on the BBC’s News 24 TV channel..." The real Guy Kewney's response to the previously-linked snafu.

The simultaneously greatest and worst AskMe question ever.

Really just leaves Jon looking like a sad man talking to his fat cat. (thanks, Aku!)

"In chessboxing, contestants match moves on the board one round, in the ring the next. Checkmate is as good as a knockout."

Just disturbing. [via Screenhead]

I really need to make this for dinner, although I wonder if you're supposed to add the detergent...

"Police continued to search for the relatives of a first-grader who found 40 small bags of crack cocaine in his book bag and allegedly handed it out to his classmates, thinking it was candy."

The most obsessive-compulsive The Price Is Right fan site in history.

"Well, you're mixing colors!" Colin Powell said as he looked into the washing machine, noting that I've already dumped a pair of black jeans in there. "I don't want to waste water!" I explain.