A second round of MySpace hunt, even better than the first round.

Finding the people who bomb out on Idol, one by one.

Number of times the word "donkey" is used: 7.

Sploid shuts down, much to my chagrin. I was one of the four readers!

After all, it's just a series of tubes. [this is good]

Liliana knocks this one out of the park.

"SCENE: a strip mall Radio Shack with a single Radio Shack EMPLOYEE standing behind the sales counter. CORY DOCTOROW enters."

Hilarious bitter howto. "Some things are just too important to slip into obscurity, and if that doesn’t include a rape-based action game for the Atari 2600, I don’t know what does."

Reality television specializes in exploiting the worst aspects of American society, and My Super Sweet 16 has taken it to a new high/low.

"The "geniuses" at NBC have asked me to write a blog about the show. It's not like I don't have better things to do with my time. Frankly, I'd prefer putting a fork in my own eye rather than waste further energy on any of you"

Pretty much as advertised, the AV Club delivers.

EW busts Miramax Books doctoring their quotes.

"Afghan Food: No way, hoss! Ain't gonna touch it! These colors—and my bowels—don't run!"

"Please tell your government and everyone in your office to go fuck themselves. Tell them twice. If your boss is looking for something to do, you can tell him I suggest he go fuck himself. Baghdad's safer than my hometown and your PM is a sissy. You have

Hilarious.

Wikipedia for the goonish types.

[via Buzz]

Ricky Gervais gets the award for the BIGGEST ZING EVER.

I finally saw it over the weekend; it deserves everything all this snark and more.

If there is any justice in the world, there will be a torrent for this immediately.

I enjoy a good rant as much as the next guy.

"I believe in President George W. Bush. I've always believed him."

May, in fact, be worse than House Of The Dead