I want to do it with this McSweeney's post.

Having been subjected to too many episodes of Maury, this made me laugh.

What can make a congressional sex scandal even better? Scientology, of course.

Oh, that Earl.

Alan Moore talks about Lost Girls.

Article about a particularly disturbing incident on LambdaMOO back in the day.

Hilarious bitter howto. "Some things are just too important to slip into obscurity, and if that doesn’t include a rape-based action game for the Atari 2600, I don’t know what does."

From AmericaBlog: 'The wacky "ex-gay 'therapist'" shows that one way to cure yourself is to take a tennis racket and beat the crap out of a pillow while screaming your mother's name.'

"Oh my GOD! The best thing EVER just happened!! My best friend let me touch her BOOBS!!! " The WOW forum delivers more comedy gold.

Fantastic article about rocket fuel for winners. [via Mefi]

"I even take the position that sexual orgies eliminate social tensions and ought to be encouraged."

NSFW chess game.

Bluetooth + Horny Commuters = Toothing