Times Square subway station + Breakdancers + Children = Disaster.

There's no justice like angry mob justice.

"What follows is the epic saga of a random instant message that came to me from a stranger this weekend, asking whether I wanted to be paid to write a college paper for her."

How the might have fallen - and continue to fall. [via Gothamist]

"Pop superstar Britney Spears has offered some unusual advice to the beleaguered Michael Jackson – he should get drunk and fight someone in a bar."

Ahhh, sweet sweet schadenfreude.

Everything must go, including "APPROXIMATELY 43,000 VIDEO GAME CARTRIDGES and/or DISKS TO BE SOLD IN LARGE WHOLESALE QUANTITIES"

Account is definitely hers. Stupidity is definitely hers as well.

Just in case you needed more remixes and tributes of the meme du jour.

Ann Coulter "nailed"? Creampies? *shudders*

"The worst would be losing to Boston fans because they're such ignorant, bitter people. They're so used to losing, all they have is hate. There's no humility. That's what we want to see. We want to see humility."

Posts like this are why I love the Internet.

Good thing I like my neighbors.

At one moment, for example, he pointed to an expensive bracelet on his wrist and yelled at the lieutenant in charge, "One year, right here. One year, right here," clearly implying that it cost more than the lieutenant's salary.

"...DMX and Hudgins were charged with attempted robbery, criminal impersonation and criminal mischief. A law enforcement source said DMX would also be charged with driving under the influence of drugs or alcohol."

A middle school basketball coach who presented a "Crybaby Award" trophy to a 13-year-old player has been fired from his coaching job, and the board of education wants him out entirely, officials said Wednesday.

Much, much too fast, apparently.