"In a lunchtime incident significant enough to warrant you pause, an employee at the fast food Mexican restaurant Chipotle has just dispensed to you a smaller serving of rice than the customer ahead of you."

Great single serving site.

"if you put lipstick on my pig, do you know what the difference will be between that pig and a pit bull? I’ll tell you: a pit bull can easily kill a pig."

Jonah Hill, Paul Rudd, Justin Long, Craig Robinson and Judd Apatow throw down over viral marketing.

Must play this sometime.

Merlin decides to expand his enterprises into humorous podcasts. I, for one, wish he was talking into a Slimmy wallet.

These are hilarious.

The Colbert wiki. Be sure your gut is checked.

"So to anyone who worried that Colbert would wither as a one-note parody, stunted by The Daily Show’s shadow, take heed: He now stands astride the political landscape, his mob of followers at the ready."

"So I say: Misremember the Alamo! I mean, remember it, but maybe not so clearly. There are certain details better left unsaid and misrecalled."

Silly wingnut, satire is for kids.