If you liked the Bourne movies — but thought they weren’t xenophobic enough, or sexist enough, or monotonous enough, or just plain ol’ shitty enough — you’ll love “Taken.”

Bruni's first takedown since Ninja. Worth the read.

Recently, The A.V. Club considered taste-testing the KFC "Famous Bowl,"...Then it occurred to us that we should just have Oswalt do our dirty work for us.

Go Gordon.

Gaim got renamed; looks much better than it used to.

Stereotyping games as based on a brainless, violent subset is as fair as dismissing the art of moviemaking based on "Wild Hogs."

"Last Thursday, we found out that Ssam Bar was getting reviewed by Frank Bruni this week. In related news, Quino and I ended our bourbon sabbatical the same day."

Bruni one-stars Ye Waverly with some hilarious writing. Hilarious if you're a restaurant nerd, that is.

Pretty much mirrors my thoughts on the album.

Possibly the awesomest Apple product review ever. Not entirely safe for work.

Looking forward to picking this up tomorrow.

"The Outsider makes a pretty apt title: This album should alienate virtually everyone who's ever been a Shadow fan."

EW busts Miramax Books doctoring their quotes.

1 star reviews of 5 star books. I love the one for The Sound And The Fury. [via buzz]

John goes to Ninja. Something resembling hilarity ensues.

"Come with me on this adventure and let's enter a world of deliciousness and betrayal (except the betrayal)."

By J. Chris Rock And John Leary

I never understood the appeal of Pitchfork's music reviews.

Nice list of changes to 10.4 server.

John Siracusa vs. Tiger. Everyone wins.