The turducken of cakes.

"No children were harmed in the making nor consumption of this cake."

"It's a hamburger whose bun is TWO GRILLED CHEESE SANDWICHES!"

Do want.

Mmm.

These are so good.

"Yes, more uncooked herb-based pasta condiments, from all over the fucking place."

Sounds pretty good.

Awesome.

How to make puffy tacos.

"Leave it to me to bring popcorn from the healthy to the sublime. And what is the fastest way to do that? By adding bacon of course...everything's better with bacon."

If there was ever a cupcake to make, this is that cupcake.

Man works on replicating Patsy's recipe for *six years*. Success ensues.