I want to do it with this McSweeney's post.

One of the many: "There's only one rule that I know of, babies—God damn it, you've got to be kind."

"There’s hot chocolate, and there’s hot chocolate. Or, to be more precise, there’s hot cocoa—that innocuous frothy drink—and then there’s its grown-up counterpart, the dark and mercilessly rich indulgence known as drinking chocolate."

Also includes the best worst names, like "Here Comes Old Vodka Tits".

"These days, just like an e-mail from an "@ aol.com" address has a distinct lack of credibility, an e-mail written in this font makes the sender seem ridiculous and out of touch. "

Nearly every show I loved as a kid is here. With video.

So many good lists lately, I might as well link to them all.

Kyle and Justin round up the hits.

"You don't think there's a killer movie to be found in "Doom" or "Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo"? We'll prove you wrong."

Two of my friends are on this list. One of them is male.

"THINGS I'D PROBABLY SAY IF THE BUSH ADMINISTRATION WERE JUST A WEEKLY TV SHOW AND I WERE A REGULAR VIEWER."

I vote for "Pumpin' The Po-Po"