The main syntactic problem is to determine whether the fuck is being used as an pleonastic (semantically empty) direct object of shut or as a pre-head modifier of the preposition phrase (PP) headed by up.

I like this Giles Coren chap.

I decided to act like a 7-year-old and feed my favourite curse words to Google Code to see what might be found.

"Wikipedia with peppers looks like this. And it is delicious."

Can a smooth-talking robot initiate good conversation, generate witty responses, and reveal profound thoughts? See what happens when two chatbots speak to each other.

Old Speech Manager document on how to get it to say exactly what you mean.

Stephen Fry on accents, typecasting, and Hollywood.

"I am a fucking steamroller and I'll roll over you or anybody else."

Learn japanese through a podcast. Neat!

"In a post to the Linguist List several years ago, I noted some theoretically-interesting examples of Simpsons language humor, and said that someone should collect more."

Pretty much as advertised, the AV Club delivers.

Love the Fuckometer and the "fucks per minute" measurements.

Bookmarking this solely for the writers in the audience...

As someone who unintentionally does this, the thread gave me a good giggle.

"Miyu provides you the tools for scripting, timing, typesetting, and export - in one compact software package."

Translation fun. [via Joi]

Despite this being a great day for America, the Cornballer is still not legal anywhere.

Catlog of adventure games handling swearing input from user. via Joystiq

Another bright idea by maciej