New, from Cinco.

A Chocolate Rain remix contest. Now I've seen everything.

I have no idea what is going on here, but this is an awesome chat interface.

Jumping is not a crime. Trying to figure out what's going on here may cause your skull to fragment.

Margaret goes public with the marykate06x situation.

A gentle game for women of a certain age.

Augustus Gloop lives!

Christian dance game gets hip-hop flavored expansion. There goes my head exploding again!

I am unable to tell if this is self-parody or serious. Augh.

Covers both One More Time (yes, by Daft Punk) AND Since U Been Gone. Blackout occurs. And more!

Stuff your turkey with White Castle Slyder stuffing!

Rock Paper Scissors, abstracted to 25 items. Make sure you check out the 300 Outcomes Spoken graphic.

"Microsoft has reached a deal with Demetri Martin, the comic behind the fake news program's periodic "Trendspotting" feature, to star in a marketing campaign for the upcoming Windows Vista."

Race fans, let the couch-jumping begin.

From AmericaBlog: 'The wacky "ex-gay 'therapist'" shows that one way to cure yourself is to take a tennis racket and beat the crap out of a pillow while screaming your mother's name.'

"That's right. The HP ScanJet 4c's SCL (Scanner Control Language) command set includes an unofficial PLAY TUNE command."

The simultaneously greatest and worst AskMe question ever.

A 38-year-old bald &quot

"Yahoo! Inc., one of the first Internet search companies, has capitulated to Google Inc. in the battle for market dominance." Now that's great business strategy.

Keifer gets drunk as shit, breakdances, destroys terrorist christmas tree. Amazing.

"That’s it. The Japanese are done. They can now return to planet Japania, leaving all the people of Earth horribly confused and scarred for life."

"In chessboxing, contestants match moves on the board one round, in the ring the next. Checkmate is as good as a knockout."

Last I checked, he had stopped - but now they're back. Hooray!

via Liliana; much needed humor on a down day.

"When the women visited Vivian Shulman Lieberman's niche in a Houston mausoleum a year ago, they found the cedar chest containing her ashes missing and a can of sour-cream-and-onion potato chips in its place."

This is literally a block from my office; I'm totally going to Famiglia for lunch now.

"An aircraft circles over a crisis zone. War. Drought. People are hungry. This is the virtual world of the Food Force video game."