Anthropomorphized fruits and vegetables = my new favorite blog.

Laughing so hard at this.

survey data from over 300,000 OKCupid users, analyzed & annotated, with pretty infographics

"Lisa is blonde."

This includes people who think you should say "tweet" when you talk about the activity associated with Twitter and people who think you should just use the word "Twitter." These opinions are equally uninteresting. If you must use the Twitter, or not use the Twitter, just do it (or don't). Let's not bring grammar and logic and giving a shit into this.

mm, Recidivist Brie

A December, 1974 New York Times ad[9] by Saks Fifth Avenue, presumably well-attuned to New York sensibilities, offers an array of holiday merchandise including a "happy bagel" ornament, "painted and preserved with shellac, ready to hang on a Christmas tree, Chanukah bush, or around your neck, 3.50."

The story of man is told in headlines around the world. Eligible headlines must be at least moderately amusing, published online and must start with the word "man."

brilliant.