Scala SQL library that loves the factory pattern and dependency injection.

Exactly!

Seemingly non-shit alternative to SQL. Alex Gaynor approved.

All I want for Christmas is a SQL database with no JOINs, secondary indexes, UNIONs, views, character sets or anything else. Just exact and range primary key lookups, GROUP BY, ORDER BY, LIMIT and SQL_CALC_FOUND_ROWS.

Facebook's SQL-to-map/reduce analytics engine.

David's favorite database wrapper

Teh stoopids. Pay close attention to the GET variables in these search results. [Thanks, MikeD]

ON DUPLICATE KEY UPDATE your face