If only this was for Nginx.

(Dumping GitHub watches into Pinboard.)

Go memcached client.

(Dumping GitHub watches into Pinboard.)

Experimental branch for prefix-based memcached operations.

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Possibly still-relevant Facebook branch of memcached.

Dump everything that's in memcached. Purely for debugging, it seems, as you wouldn't want to take a server out of the pool more often than shit hits the fan.

I seem to be incapable of remembering this URL despite frequently referencing it.

An L2 cache using remote memory for InnoDB. Maybe instead of manually asking memcached for things before going to the database, one could just ask the database and repurpose the memcached instances already available for WaffleGrid. This definitely introduces some inefficiencies but essentially teaches memcached to speak SQL.

The nuances of libevent being multithreaded (it's not) and being used in a multithreaded environment. This very example may have bitten me in the ass before.

Docs for the better C memcached library.

In ur C code

It scares me but maybe it'll be awesome.

If it's good enough for memcached, it's good enough for me.

Stoopid simple

Someone else did this for me!