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SGA Big Bang: "Nice Place To Visit" by sabinelagrande
When an accident leaves John and Rodney stranded on a far-flung planet, Rodney gets a crash course in- among other things- cultural relativity, calligraphy, BDSM, and the care and feeding of heavily drugged Lieutenant Colonels.
sga  bigbang  slash  mckay/sheppard  sabinelagrande  impliedhet  caldwell  weir/caldwell  johnsheppard  rodneymckay  wackyaliens  drugs  drugged-sheppard  kink  d/s  sub!sheppard  dom!rodney  jackoneill  stranded  firsttime  length-novel  ioa  angst  offworld  earthside  gate-malfunction  pov-multiple  pov-3rd  pov-sheppard  pov-rodney 
november 2009 by ratcreature
Sheppard's Law
"Weird? You don't know what weird is. Weird is being in a-- with the-- and the crazy alien--" He stopped, incoherent, hands flailing. "And then your best friend is twelve, and you're his piano teacher. That--now, you're talking weird!"
sga  slash  het  ancienttech  cesperanza  mckay/sheppard  afghanistan  earthside  offworld  antarctica  timetravel  messagefromthefuture  sheppard/nancy  sheppard/omc  school  pre-canon  hypothermia  flying  johnsheppard  rodneymckay  music  pianist-rodney  wackyaliens  atagene  neardeath  drunk  drowning  comingout  iraq  humor  cursed-sheppard  badluck  kidnapping  length-long  pov-3rd  pov-sheppard  pov-rodney  pov-multiple  characterstudy  tense-past  firsttime 
march 2009 by ratcreature
ladycat777: Fic: Variations to Consider (McKay/Sheppard, NC-17, 1/1)
The leader of the village stands on the podium, up above John's head. "These travelers have come to us from a far off place. They offer us many gifts, a chance to understand the Wall that keeps us safe and to share the joy of those who shelter under the W
sga  slash  mckay/sheppard  firsttime  bondage  kink  wackyaliens  aliensmadethemdoit  ritual  johnsheppard  rodneymckay  teylaemmagan  ladycat  length-short  tense-present  pov-3rd  pov-rodney  pwp 
march 2009 by ratcreature
propinquitine: fic: Visual Acuity (for artword 016)
"There's not a cloud in the sky, Colonel," Rodney said, and John had just enough time to register Teyla's look of concern, Ronon's frown, and Rodney's suddenly colorless eyes before everything went black.
sga  slash  propinquitine  mckay/sheppard  johnsheppard  rodneymckay  teylaemmagan  color  ronondex  pov-sheppard  pov-3rd  blindness  blind-john  disability-temporary  lorne  artword  puddlejumper  length-short  tense-past  jenniferkeller  drugs  wackyaliens 
march 2009 by ratcreature
darkhavens - Fic: CB-6000, McKay/Sheppard, R
..So, basically, what you're saying, Teyla, is that we have to sit in front of the whole village for three hours while naked people dance and touch each other and if any of us get an erection the negotiations are terminated...
sga  slash  mckay/sheppard  darkhavens  trading  wackyaliens  orgasmdenial  toys  johnsheppard  rodneymckay  pov-3rd  pov-sheppard  length-short  tense-past  humor 
november 2008 by ratcreature
thisissirius: [fic] sga } the one with the goat } john/rodney } pg
“I insulted the man with the goat and that makes me, what, the new owner?”
because i always lol when i see kid!fic. this is always the first thing i think of :D
sga  slash  goat  weird  wackyaliens  yenta  yenta!goat  mckay/sheppard  firsttime  offworld  pov-rodney  johnsheppard  rodneymckay  length-short  teylaemmagan  ronondex  woolsey  jenniferkeller  animals  thisissirius 
october 2008 by ratcreature
mcshep_match: TEAM HOME: Zero Tolerance, "Unpredictable"
In which Rodney keeps getting everyone arrested, Zelenka has cake-related schemes, Teyla has a saying and John has choices to make…
sga  slash  mcshep_match  mckay/sheppard  johnsheppard  rodneymckay  teylaemmagan  aidenford  elizabethweir  radekzelenka  prison  captive  wackyaliens  trading  drugs  puddlejumper  movienight  hangover  geek!john  episoderelated  firsttime  offworld  homophobia  drunk  dadt 
june 2008 by ratcreature
sardonicsmiley - john kong
John is channeling King Kong. Rodney does his best to resist being shoved into Fay Wray’s role. Wacky hijinks ensue.
sga  slash  sardonicsmiley  mckay/sheppard  offworld  drugs  randomlyviolentnatives  wackyaliens  caveman!sheppard  captive  johnsheppard  rodneymckay  teylaemmagan  ronondex  humor  hunting 
march 2008 by ratcreature
Weddings, Plural, and a Yak
By the eighth time John Sheppard married Rodney McKay, they were old pros at the wedding thing, having weathered not only an Ouishan blood wedding, but also a twelve-hour Avalonian handfasting, a Malanese necklace-exchange, and a Thurtu joining ceremony t
sga  slash  cesperanza  marriage  mckay/sheppard  ritual  humor  wackyaliens  johnsheppard  rodneymckay  offworld  animals  teylaemmagan  ronondex  kidfic  drunk  sparring  daedalus  movienight  randomlyviolentnatives  skateboard  impliedhet  ronon/teyla  captive  firsttime  elizabethweir  carsonbeckett 
february 2008 by ratcreature
Snuff Leupagus - Yeah, I should've done this a week or so ago.
A couple of weeks ago Rodney fell into a ditch on PC9-138, and nobody realized he was gone for about five minutes. John still feels kind of bad about that – also faintly surprised, because he probably should’ve noticed when Rodney had suddenly stopped
sga  slash  leupagus  humor  mckay/sheppard  offworld  camping  team  firsttime  johnsheppard  rodneymckay  ronondex  teylaemmagan  marshmellows  wackyaliens  accident 
january 2008 by ratcreature
semivowel: 70/30
'the glowing green rhomboid I touched on PPT-145 turned me gay'. Includes: gay porn, anonymous sex, two weddings, Jamaican Blue Mountain coffee, an overwrought security protocol, and voluntary homosexuality.
sga  slash  impliedhet  ancienttech  humor  mckay/sheppard  marriage  offworld  wokeupgay  sexualidentitycrisis  johnsheppard  rodneymckay  sheppard/omc  wackyaliens  randomlyviolentnatives  teylaemmagan  ronondex  firsttime  semivowel 
january 2008 by ratcreature
You just might make me believe... - Tied - SGA fic J/R NC-17
A vague attempt at plot, but then Rodney gets down to business and ties up a very willing John...
sga  johnsheppard  rodneymckay  slash  mckay/sheppard  offworld  wackyaliens  bondage  the_cephalopod 
january 2008 by ratcreature

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