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sga_kinkmeme: Stargate: Atlantis Kinkmeme -- Post 3!
Like She Owns Him (1/12) John/Sam, bottom!John, AMTDI, dubcon, sexual slavery, obedience, etc.
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Kinks: AMTDI, dubcon, sexual slavery, obedience, trust, body hair removal, assplay, and a whole bunch more

(Takes place during a Season Four-ish AU where Sam Carter is in charge of Atlantis and unattached. And if TPTB can handwave pesky fraternization rules, then so can I.)
sga  het  d/s  slave-john  wackyaliens  aliensmadethemdoit  dubcon  johnsheppard  rodneymckay  samanthacarter  sheppard/carter  dom!carter  length-short 
june 2011 by ratcreature
sga_flashfic: Thank you for flying Church of England, by SomeInstant.
There has never, in the history of Time entire, been a True-False exam that didn't have at least one trick question on it.
sga  length-short  someinstant  gen  team  humor  johnsheppard  offworld  wackyaliens  weird  rodneymckay  teylaemmagan  prison  footnotes  elizabethweir  pov-omniscient  pov-3rd 
december 2009 by ratcreature
SGA Big Bang: "Nice Place To Visit" by sabinelagrande
When an accident leaves John and Rodney stranded on a far-flung planet, Rodney gets a crash course in- among other things- cultural relativity, calligraphy, BDSM, and the care and feeding of heavily drugged Lieutenant Colonels.
sga  bigbang  slash  mckay/sheppard  sabinelagrande  impliedhet  caldwell  weir/caldwell  johnsheppard  rodneymckay  wackyaliens  drugs  drugged-sheppard  kink  d/s  sub!sheppard  dom!rodney  jackoneill  stranded  firsttime  length-novel  ioa  angst  offworld  earthside  gate-malfunction  pov-multiple  pov-3rd  pov-sheppard  pov-rodney 
november 2009 by ratcreature
land of sharp pointy things - "When in Rome," SGA, John/Ronon, NC-17
It's not just that they keep winding up in situations where one of them has to pretend they own the rest of the team; it's that it's starting to seem a little ... kinky.

Notes/warnings: Contains consensual D/s (pretty mild, really). Also, I think I used
sga  slash  ronondex  pov-ronon  pov-3rd  penknife  johnsheppard  sheppard/dex  d/s  pretend-slavery  wackyaliens  rodneymckay  dom!ronon  sub!sheppard  teylaemmagan  offworld  tense-present 
august 2009 by ratcreature
Sheppard's Law
"Weird? You don't know what weird is. Weird is being in a-- with the-- and the crazy alien--" He stopped, incoherent, hands flailing. "And then your best friend is twelve, and you're his piano teacher. That--now, you're talking weird!"
sga  slash  het  ancienttech  cesperanza  mckay/sheppard  afghanistan  earthside  offworld  antarctica  timetravel  messagefromthefuture  sheppard/nancy  sheppard/omc  school  pre-canon  hypothermia  flying  johnsheppard  rodneymckay  music  pianist-rodney  wackyaliens  atagene  neardeath  drunk  drowning  comingout  iraq  humor  cursed-sheppard  badluck  kidnapping  length-long  pov-3rd  pov-sheppard  pov-rodney  pov-multiple  characterstudy  tense-past  firsttime 
march 2009 by ratcreature
ladycat777: Fic: Variations to Consider (McKay/Sheppard, NC-17, 1/1)
The leader of the village stands on the podium, up above John's head. "These travelers have come to us from a far off place. They offer us many gifts, a chance to understand the Wall that keeps us safe and to share the joy of those who shelter under the W
sga  slash  mckay/sheppard  firsttime  bondage  kink  wackyaliens  aliensmadethemdoit  ritual  johnsheppard  rodneymckay  teylaemmagan  ladycat  length-short  tense-present  pov-3rd  pov-rodney  pwp 
march 2009 by ratcreature
propinquitine: fic: Visual Acuity (for artword 016)
"There's not a cloud in the sky, Colonel," Rodney said, and John had just enough time to register Teyla's look of concern, Ronon's frown, and Rodney's suddenly colorless eyes before everything went black.
sga  slash  propinquitine  mckay/sheppard  johnsheppard  rodneymckay  teylaemmagan  color  ronondex  pov-sheppard  pov-3rd  blindness  blind-john  disability-temporary  lorne  artword  puddlejumper  length-short  tense-past  jenniferkeller  drugs  wackyaliens 
march 2009 by ratcreature
sga_flashfic: with their flashlights and their semaphores, text by wintercreek, art by cryptocat (Team Challenge)
"We have found, over the years, that those who would seek to betray us have first betrayed each other - or never formed bonds to begin with." It's the same guy who blindfolded John speaking. "Therefore, before we may trust you as trading partners we must
sga  gen  offworld  team  ritual  wackyaliens  truthserum  trading  johnsheppard  teylaemmagan  ronondex  rodneymckay  pov-sheppard  pov-3rd  length-short  tense-present  wintercreek 
november 2008 by ratcreature
darkhavens - Fic: CB-6000, McKay/Sheppard, R
..So, basically, what you're saying, Teyla, is that we have to sit in front of the whole village for three hours while naked people dance and touch each other and if any of us get an erection the negotiations are terminated...
sga  slash  mckay/sheppard  darkhavens  trading  wackyaliens  orgasmdenial  toys  johnsheppard  rodneymckay  pov-3rd  pov-sheppard  length-short  tense-past  humor 
november 2008 by ratcreature
thisissirius: [fic] sga } the one with the goat } john/rodney } pg
“I insulted the man with the goat and that makes me, what, the new owner?”
because i always lol when i see kid!fic. this is always the first thing i think of :D
sga  slash  goat  weird  wackyaliens  yenta  yenta!goat  mckay/sheppard  firsttime  offworld  pov-rodney  johnsheppard  rodneymckay  length-short  teylaemmagan  ronondex  woolsey  jenniferkeller  animals  thisissirius 
october 2008 by ratcreature
mahoni: SGA story: Wherein could this flea guilty be; Sheppard/Carter, R
In order to save SGA-1 from corporal punishment off-world, Sam claims to be married to Sheppard, Rodney and Ronon. But then she has to prove it.
sga  mahoni  het  sheppard/carter  offworld  aliensmadethemdoit  wackyaliens  awkwardsex  johnsheppard  samanthacarter  rodneymckay  pov-3rd  pov-carter  tense-past  publicsex  pretend-couple  length-short 
september 2008 by ratcreature
Twistedchick's celestial navigation -
This is my effort for the TV Tropes challenge; the tropes I was given were unfunny, hand wave and flashback cut.
sga  gen  offworld  wackyaliens  team  ronondex  rodneymckay  teylaemmagan  johnsheppard  humor  length-short  woolsey  mud  music  twistedchick 
july 2008 by ratcreature
mcshep_match: TEAM HOME: Zero Tolerance, "Unpredictable"
In which Rodney keeps getting everyone arrested, Zelenka has cake-related schemes, Teyla has a saying and John has choices to make…
sga  slash  mcshep_match  mckay/sheppard  johnsheppard  rodneymckay  teylaemmagan  aidenford  elizabethweir  radekzelenka  prison  captive  wackyaliens  trading  drugs  puddlejumper  movienight  hangover  geek!john  episoderelated  firsttime  offworld  homophobia  drunk  dadt 
june 2008 by ratcreature
epiphanyx7 - I should have been studying.
P2R-711 had been so calm, so peaceful, right up until the time the natives had accidentally duplicated Sheppard, handing the results all over to Rodney and apologizing profusely, because even Ronon could count to four and realize that four was three too m
sga  gen  angst  epiphanyx7  transformation  offworld  personalitysplit  johnsheppard  rodneymckay  geek!john  alientech  wackyaliens  friendship  multiplepersonalities 
june 2008 by ratcreature
sga_genficathon: Team, Week 3: The Needs of the Many
"How much is each of you willing to risk?" she asked, looking around. "What are you willing to lose if it means saving your friends?"
sga  gen  creepy  wackyaliens  torture  hallucination  johnsheppard  rodneymckay  teylaemmagan  ronondex  angst 
april 2008 by ratcreature
sardonicsmiley - john kong
John is channeling King Kong. Rodney does his best to resist being shoved into Fay Wray’s role. Wacky hijinks ensue.
sga  slash  sardonicsmiley  mckay/sheppard  offworld  drugs  randomlyviolentnatives  wackyaliens  caveman!sheppard  captive  johnsheppard  rodneymckay  teylaemmagan  ronondex  humor  hunting 
march 2008 by ratcreature
Weddings, Plural, and a Yak
By the eighth time John Sheppard married Rodney McKay, they were old pros at the wedding thing, having weathered not only an Ouishan blood wedding, but also a twelve-hour Avalonian handfasting, a Malanese necklace-exchange, and a Thurtu joining ceremony t
sga  slash  cesperanza  marriage  mckay/sheppard  ritual  humor  wackyaliens  johnsheppard  rodneymckay  offworld  animals  teylaemmagan  ronondex  kidfic  drunk  sparring  daedalus  movienight  randomlyviolentnatives  skateboard  impliedhet  ronon/teyla  captive  firsttime  elizabethweir  carsonbeckett 
february 2008 by ratcreature
Snuff Leupagus - Yeah, I should've done this a week or so ago.
A couple of weeks ago Rodney fell into a ditch on PC9-138, and nobody realized he was gone for about five minutes. John still feels kind of bad about that – also faintly surprised, because he probably should’ve noticed when Rodney had suddenly stopped
sga  slash  leupagus  humor  mckay/sheppard  offworld  camping  team  firsttime  johnsheppard  rodneymckay  ronondex  teylaemmagan  marshmellows  wackyaliens  accident 
january 2008 by ratcreature
coffee is the key to my existence - SGA-fic: John Sheppard and the Big Alien Conspiracy (PG)
When General O’Neill said he thought that people who didn’t want to go through the gate were whacked, John had just nodded and smiled. However, after some time in the Pegasus galaxy, John has come to the conclusion that being crazy is a necessary prer
sga  gen  humor  alienculture  wackyaliens  ritual  johnsheppard  rodneymckay  teylaemmagan  aidenford  elizabethweir  offworld  trading  zinnith  cat  telepathy  team  ancienttech 
january 2008 by ratcreature
semivowel: 70/30
'the glowing green rhomboid I touched on PPT-145 turned me gay'. Includes: gay porn, anonymous sex, two weddings, Jamaican Blue Mountain coffee, an overwrought security protocol, and voluntary homosexuality.
sga  slash  impliedhet  ancienttech  humor  mckay/sheppard  marriage  offworld  wokeupgay  sexualidentitycrisis  johnsheppard  rodneymckay  sheppard/omc  wackyaliens  randomlyviolentnatives  teylaemmagan  ronondex  firsttime  semivowel 
january 2008 by ratcreature
You just might make me believe... - Tied - SGA fic J/R NC-17
A vague attempt at plot, but then Rodney gets down to business and ties up a very willing John...
sga  johnsheppard  rodneymckay  slash  mckay/sheppard  offworld  wackyaliens  bondage  the_cephalopod 
january 2008 by ratcreature

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