"My girlfriend has metamorphosed into a kind of polyhedron with many pairs of feelers, membraneous wings, and fanged orifices on stalks. Should I talk to her about this, or keep hoping it’s just a phase? Snapshot enclosed."

BRYAN DAWE: Correct. Why are people selling the European currency and buying the US dollar?
JOHN CLARKE: Because the US economy is so much stronger than the European economy.
BRYAN DAWE: Correct. Why is that Roger?
JOHN CLARKE: Because it's owned by China.

INTERVIEWER: How intelligent are dinosaurs?

DINOSAUR RACER 2: We're probably not going to win any prizes, but if you think about it, neither are you.

$\sqrt{\log n}$ (SLOGN) is a new conference in theoretical computer science, narrowly construed, encouraging difficult arguments, analyses, and algorithms. SLOGN aims to regain and support the interest in works that are heavily technically focused. Its goal is to provide a venue for papers that contain pages and pages of involved calculations, heavy-duty math, extensive case analyses, and a general flavor of "grinding it out". When you're sloggin', SLOGN is the conference for you.

The information you have is not the information you want.
The information you want is not the information you need.
The information you need is not available.

A tale of the Linux memory manager/OOM killer,

October 27, 2005

So fuck you, voice response systems. And fuck you too, companies who use them. Your greed shall be your undoing. We know *exactly* how you feel about us.

Traditionally Outside receives extremely high ratings by those who like to see others play it, and these people are in many cases comfortably ensconced Inside themselves. Outside was released many years ago, it was in fact the first massively multiplaye

Nash: "But god they're funny as shit."