He was going to go down in history as the man who killed John Sheppard

Rodney sounded a little panicky and John grinned. /He must have something on his laptop he doesn’t want me to see./ Porn, no doubt.

"This is so freaking cool," Rodney cried, turning his arms over in front of him and looking down at his chest. "Sheppard?"

"Are we sure we want to go in?" John said, nose wrinkling. "I think it's educational."

The Ancient device keeps showing Rodney things they way they really, really didn't happen. So why does he keep coming back?

John gets tired of waiting for perfection.

Every year, John makes a New Year's resolution regarding his feelings for Rodney. Somehow, it never quite goes as he's planned.

John's lips were icy against Rodney's, but at least he'd remembered to straighten John's head and pinch his nose shut

"It's called a random act of kindness," she said. "You should try it sometime."

"You and your hair are ashamed to be seen with me, just admit it."

Rodney and Jeannie try to iron out a misunderstanding via e-mail.

The Team has to prove that they are suitable potential allies (it must be Tuesday).

Prompt: Secret santa gift exchange.

"I've suddenly got superpowers and all this guy's thinking about is his grandmother's china."

Rodney McKay is the best friend John has ever had, but when John lets his guard down, it turns into something more. [Mostly asexual!John]

Rodney isn't on the marriage market anymore. John notices.

He'd rather be shaved, ears to tail, for a month than listen to more of 'why can't Rodney McKay keep a female'. [Cat!Au]

John hadn't really meant to schedule it. He'd just thought, back when he'd been fighting the crystal entity and Rodney had come sauntering down the gateroom stairs and into John's dream, ready to save the day, he'd just thought to himself, "If I still want to kiss him this much in a thousand days, I'm doing it."

John Sheppard is a man of action. Except when he isn't.

Events on a mission lead to honesty and a surprising result.

There was a day in the lab when John became completely obsessed by Rodney’s arms.

John Sheppard has a huge massive crush on Rodney McKay.

Relationships and perspectives change once Atlantis is back on Earth.

There's a new street musician in town.

Then again, maybe it isn’t so surprising they ended up together.

"Phatic means it doesn't mean anything," Rodney says. "It's just something you do, like asking people how they are when you don't care, or telling people to look you up when they're in town."

The Council approves of sharing. It enriches their culture. The Council’s paparazzi have a background in science and they work on a whole new level. They make it easy for someone to share everything, including things the individual would rather remain private. It’s easier for them if they don’t ask permission. They didn’t ask John Sheppard’s. Besides, no-one’s meant to find out.

When DADT is repealed John and Rodney get their wires crossed as to what the other wants. "I was thinking a...uh...demonstration of some kind might be in order."

The one where Rodney intends to have an Order of Merlin for knowledge before he graduates, Ronon's got a secret and John's the coolest muggleborn in school.

Of course, John's personal favorite nights are the ones where Rodney gets into it, where he takes one song and drags it out for an hour or more. Just playing with the notes and rhythm, building patterns and shapes that John can almost see, making them something original and perfect.

John is seriously fed up with the loud guy with the nice ass taking his table.

He couldn’t keep standing here, watching Rodney. He had to move.

When legendary card counter, Rodney McKay, rolls into Vegas and meets good-natured conman-on-holiday John Sheppard, John seems a natural choice for Rodney's card counting team. As John learns the ropes, the two men foster a friendship and chemistry that could turn into something more if they could ever find time to themselves.

John sends Rodney the wrong message in a staff meeting.

When John got the news that morning, the first thing he did was smile. The second thing he did was make a list of people he needed to talk to.

“I didn’t know you were in love with me. If I’d known—I would have told you.”

Rodney was a genius in all things that mattered. Dressing to impress hadn't been one of them until today.

Rodney never even noticed Sheppard's hair until it was already some kind of bizarre running joke on Atlantis. He certainly never thought he'd care if it changed.

Rodney gets kidnapped and John comes to the rescue, but when they're both back home on Atlantis, it seems that things are only just beginning...

John makes aliens have sex.

John inherits a ranch in Montana from his father. (Not AU.)

Dragonriders, the Lords and Ladies of the Kingdom of Pegasus, were never refused. In the face of the dashing heir apparent and lead Rider who went by the name of John, the mage Rodney Mckay was no exception. Medieval AU.

The one with the eye poking. Yes, that kind of eye-poking.

There are many roads, and most of them are taken, more or less. Sometimes, those roads intersect.

“I need your help,” Sheppard says. “I need you to help me ask Radek out.”

Whipped, Jack thought, totally, totally whipped. (Sequel to Summer House)

He was an idiot. Maybe the biggest idiot of them all.

The unique thing about Event Horizon, and something Rodney was quite proud of, was that the store itself was a physical representation of the mind of its owner. The filing system that had so amused Sheppard served a greater purpose. The problem was that Rodney hadn't yet figured out just what that purpose was. He only knew that he liked things a certain way. If one took a moment to piece the filing system together, they would realize that it told the story of one man, perched behind his counter, trying to fend off the world.

John's really been at this for quite some time.

SG-7, also known as The Magnificent Seven, is reassigned to the Ancient city of Atlantis, currently preparing to return to Pegasus. Following several potentially fatal incidents, Rodney begins to fear for his life. John is not all that concerned at first, but as a courtesy he assigns the newly arrived Major Chris Larabee and his team to investigate. Over the next few days, John, Chris and their teams discover that Rodney may not be so paranoid about these accidents after all.

Rodney's utterly and totally surprised when Sheppard rolls on top of him in the darkness of the yurt.

Welcome to John Sheppard's special hell.

Merman Prince John wants to win Prince Rodney's affections. Prince Rodney wants to find the mysterious stranger who saved his life. Will John succeed in winning Rodney's heart?

John, a downed Hurricane pilot in WWII, is rescued by Rodney who's tracking strange energy readings in the Sahara. And in another life, their story makes another John and Rodney unwilling Atlantis celebrities.

"Now, that's an interesting thought. Speaking of the Major, have you noticed the massive man-crush he has on Dr. McKay?"

Two men. One baby. What could go wrong?

Rodney has a secret admirer.

Atlantis had been parked on Earth for about ten days when people started going stircrazy.

It was 6:30 at night, Earth time, when John dragged Rodney into the rental parked in the SGC lot, tossing their bags in the trunk. "You still haven't told me where we're going."

Some things are more important than appearances.

He's saying things. Things he'd never say if he weren't wearing a blindfold.

"Clarity of mind means clarity of passion, too; this is why a great and clear mind loves ardently and sees distinctly what he loves." --Blaise Pascal (French Mathematician, Philosopher and Physicist, 1623-1662). // The Shrine tag.

Jeannie's husband thinks John and Rodney are more than friends. She isn't so sure. When Rodney and John come to visit they have a chance to find out which of them is right.

The gift of magic carries a death sentence on Earth, and one so accused can be executed on suspicion, for the simple reason that the destructive power of an angry wizard can lay waste to entire countries. When magic awakens in a person just as they leave their teens, whether it is the untamable power of a wizard or the lesser abilities of a mere magician, life becomes a constant struggle to hide it at all costs.

Dr. Rodney McKay, PhD PhD, is a wizard. Incredibly, he has learned to control his power and is one of the few wizards in the world to have survived past his twenties. In order to remain hidden, he has sworn never to use his magic except in the most desperate of circumstances, when lives are at stake. But what will happen in the Pegasus Galaxy, where desperate circumstances are commonplace and chaos threatens to overwhelm the expedition at every turn?

John with a terrible crush on Rodney.

"Oh crap, they took my clothes."

Seventeen hive ships only six weeks away, coming up dark behind a trail of metal-dense asteroids.

John surrenders.

Kissing practice...and a happy ending.

"I do not like that man," Nola said. "I don't like the way he looks, I don't like the way he talks, and I hate every inch of his dirty, disgusting, sexually deviant country."

"Jesus, McKay." A breath punches out of Sheppard, and he lets the controller fall, the car going silent. "What crawled up your ass?"

If necessity is the mother of invention, then rumour is the bastard child of truth.

John introduces Rodney to a new sport, and Rodney introduces John to something else.

When they get the city back to Pegasus, Rodney notices John is acting...weird. And nobody will tell him why.

Sometimes, Rodney realizes, he's an idiot.

"I hope you picked someone really intelligent, otherwise it seems like it would be kind of a waste. Of incubation time, if nothing else."

John attempts to invite Rodney over for dinner. Rodney is clueless for awhile, and then tries to explain to John the flaws in his logic.

True Love's Kiss = Unbelievably Ridiculous Variable of Plan.

Rodney inherits Ronon, and John is so jealous.

She said, "The journey will cost you nothing that you are not ready to give," and blah blah blah, Rodney knew the spiel. Walk through, try not to insult anyone, indulge in a feast of mammoth proportions, try not to get drunk, make nice with the locals, try not to molest Colonel Sheppard. It was all pretty much standard.