Moneyquote: "How dumb do you have to be to get criminally convicted for a fraud you committed while working at a bank deemed too big to fail?"

Great question.

One hell of a story.

Just another example of water seeking its own level.

Why have no executives gone to jail for their roles in the financial crisis? Great question.

Most people are sheep.

Clever. This is done by simply exploiting assumed trust within a particular industry. One old technique I learned about is getting the full address from a phone number by calling the major pizza chains in the city of the number in question.

Clever. But not clever enough.

In life, most things are not black and white.

Scary.

I couldn't help but to think of the exchange in Office Space on laundering money.

Remember, Chicago has some of the most restrictive gun laws in America.

Moneyquote: "In a bold and bizarre attempt to destroy evidence seized during a federal raid, a New York City man grabbed a flash drive and swallowed the data storage device while in the custody of Secret Service agents, records show. Florin Necula ingested the Kingston flash drive shortly after his January 21 arrest outside a bank in Queens, according to U.S. District Court filings."