Hi Shoaib, Hi Shahid,
Aadab. Jeejus be with you. I, Rakhi Sawant. Naam to suna hi hoga.

I am writing to both of you becoz I am very upset. Very angry. I am very Indian so I cannot tolerate Pakistani insult to the short but the biggest Indian in India. Sachin Tendulkar. He will be our Bharat Ratna when he gets one more century. Mind it.

Both of you are so macho Pakistani bhai, why you do tampering with Sachin? Shoaib bhai, you wrote that Sachin cannot finish a match. How you say that? I have seen cricket matches and they all finish by 5 pm. In day and night, they finish by 10 pm. And then we all go and party. Your writing is all wrong. Please make correction.

And Afridi bhai, I expected better from you. You have been captain of Pakistan, is it not? You say that you saw Sachin’s legs shaking when Shoaib bhai was bowling to him. That is not called shaking, mere handsome bhai. As Ravi Shastri bhai will tell you inside commentary box, that is preparing to dance down the wicket and hoist Shoaib Akhtar over midwicket. I also know cricket. 

You have insulted such a fine leg in Indian cricket. I declare you out leg before wicket. You should say Sorry. Jeejus be with you.

By the way, if you had said legs shake when they see me, that would be correct. As they say in your cricket, leg slip. LOL.

Shoaib bhai, you have called your book `Controversially Yours’. I know what your real intention is. But happy birthday to your book. I pray to Jeejus it is a lovely delivery. You must have bowled everything from your heart into the book, I think. Now that you are totally free, I will ask you to write my autobiography. Rawalpindi Express ghost writes for Rakhi Sawant. ROFL.

Ok bhai log. Bye for now.

With love from India

The one and only Rakhi Sawant

U.S. - Pak 'war on terror' history (and future?) - - or just rinse-n-repeat?

Typically, one of these accidents takes place about 14 times for every 100,000 hours a Predator flies.

The Prime Minister’s Office on Sunday apologised to the nation and ordered an inquiry into the inclusion of the former Pakistan Air Force chief’s photograph in a government advertisement carried by some newspapers to mark the National Girl Child Day.

After inking a deal with the North West Frontier Province (NWFP) government for implementation of Islamic law in the Swat Valley, the Tehreek-e-Nifaz-e-Shariat Muhammadi (TNSM) chief Sufi Muhammad, has expressed his desire of implementation of a similar law over the whole world

Pakistan Foreign Minister Shah Mehmood Qureshi was on Monday quoted as having linked the Samjhauta train blasts near Panipat in 2007 to the Mumbai terror attacks in November last

A Rand Corporation study on the November 26 terrorist attacks on Mumbai [Images] has concluded that India will remain a target of Pakistan-based terrorism

The British Government will air ads on Pakistani television urging terrorists to not attack Britain.

High court rules Abdul Qadeer Khan was not involved in selling nuclear secrets to Iran, North Korea and Libya

"So Pakistan doesn’t need any lectures from the United States. Just the money, equipment, technology and tools. And, of course, Kashmir" [via Acorn]

The unparalleled November 26 to 29 Mumbai terrorist assaults were seen as India's 9/11. They were expected to be a tipping point in India's forbearance with Pakistan-fomented terrorism. However, it is now clear that nothing will change fundamentally.

What to do About Pakistan's Nuclear Arsenal

It is up to the President-elect to let the Pakistanis know that the days of American carelessness are over. It is up to the Pakistanis to make clear that they truly want to be our ally in the struggle against violent Islamic extremism.