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Living In The Future by Closer (Marvel, Steve/Tony, Clint/Phil, Peter/Pepper, mature, 36,279 words)
Eighteen-year-old Tony Stark is the boy genius who woke Captain America, and now he's stuck with him. That's not a bad thing, but between Steve's wide-eyed wonder at the new world and Tony's little fanboy crush, the awkwardness just keeps happening.
Marvel  The-Avengers  fiction  Steve-Rogers  Tony-Stark  Clint-Barton  Phil-Coulson  Peter-Parker  Pepper-Potts  Steve-Rogers/Tony-Stark  Barton/Coulson  slash  het  crossover 
8 days ago by oxoniensis
The Final Frontier by dolimir_k (Calvin and Hobbes, Calvin, Hobbes, 1000 words, G)
“He didn’t want his teddy bear?”

“No. In fact he cried until
I gave him his little stuffed human.”

“I don’t understand. Locke, Kant,
Bentham and Damaris all adore their
Teddy bears.”

“I know, but I suspect that Hobbes is
going to pounce to the beat of
his own drummer.”
Calvin&Hobbes  fiction  Calvin  Hobbes  gen 
9 days ago by oxoniensis
Living Dangerously by penknife (Avengers, Bruce/Tony(/Pepper), R, ~1600 words)
"I was actually thinking maybe sleep before physics," Bruce says, because it's after midnight and he still finds New York exhausting, the knife-edged balancing act that keeps him in control somehow harder here.

"Sensible man," Pepper says.

"I suppose," Tony says. "I suppose we do let guests sleep."

"We do," Pepper says. "If they want to." She and Tony exchange looks that Bruce can't read, except that whatever is being communicated, it ends with both of them smiling at each other in a way that's a little embarrassing to watch. "You're going to owe me, though," Pepper says.
The-Avengers  Marvel  fiction  Bruce-Banner  Tony-Stark  Pepper-Potts  Bruce/Tony  slash  het 
13 days ago by oxoniensis
When a Man Hears the Call of the Sea by fandomfan (GK, Brad/Nate, Walt, adult, 4,906 words)
“Pirates is nowt but pilferers and ark ruffians,” the Bosun likes to say, with his special kind of homely wisdom (though Walt can’t rightly say where he hails from). “We aboard the Bravo, m’boy, are more rightly termed private men of war. Privateers for King and Country. To harry slaving corsairs is our dearest deed.”

Walt’s still a mite confused by the details, but being the sixth of seven on the farm left him few options to better himself until the day the Bravo’s white Lady Athena figurehead nosed into the harbor. Walt ain’t planning to question too hard about words.

Anyway, all’s to say that Cabin Boy to Captain Nathaniel Fick, Scourge of the Barbary Coast, sounds a damn sight better than Assistant Pig Keeper, a title Walt found cause to give himself in his head back home to feel like he was in some wise important.
GenerationKill  fiction  Brad-Colbert  Nate-Fick  Walt-Hasser  ensemble  Brad/Nate  slash  AU 
15 days ago by oxoniensis
Strobelight Serenade by panicandstartariot (The Avengers (2012), ensemble, Tony/Steve, PG, 10,809 words)
The Avengers get shanghaied into chaperoning a high school prom. In Steve's opinion, things go downhill from there, but Tony's determined to save the night. With the Macarena.
The-Avengers  Marvel  fiction  Tony-Stark  Steve-Rogers  Steve-Rogers/Tony-Stark  Thor  Clint-Barton  Natasha  Bruce-Banner  gen  slash  crack  humour 
21 days ago by oxoniensis
untitled by iamjabberwok (Generation Kill/Doctor Who, Nate/Ten, PG, 763 words)
His first words on the Tardis were, “Does she run on gas?” The Tardis liked him immediately. She’s run more smoothly since Nate came on board. They still miss their destination, but it’s by decades and miles rather than centuries and lightyears. [Locked post, but community membership is open and unmoderated.]
Dr-Who  GenerationKill  fiction  Nate-Fick  Ten  crossover  gen  slash 
22 days ago by oxoniensis
Out of the Frying Pan, Into the Fryer by Spatz (The Avengers, Coulson, Barton, PG, 3,774 words)
Getting ambushed at a McDonald’s in downtown New York was not the finest moment of Phil Coulson’s career.
The-Avengers  Marvel  fiction  Clint-Barton  Phil-Coulson  gen 
26 days ago by oxoniensis
The Only Hope For Me Is You by foxxcub (The Avengers, Clint/Phil, mature, 11,650 words)
Of course Phil would get into Harvard; he was the valedictorian, student body president, honor society treasurer—it would’ve been a damn miracle if he hadn’t gotten in. In the meantime, Clint had two years of high school left, and Phil was just going to be...gone.
The-Avengers  fiction  Clint-Barton  Phil-Coulson  Natasha  Barton/Coulson  slash  firsttime  AU 
29 days ago by oxoniensis
Fake Empires by sam_storyteller (DCU, Clark/Bruce, PG-13, 11,847 words)
Bruce Wayne can't possibly be as dumb as he acts, and Clark Kent isn't as ordinary as he appears.
DCU  fiction  Clark  Bruce-Wayne  Bruce/Clark  firsttime  slash 
5 weeks ago by oxoniensis
Just Another Jewellery Store Heist Gone Wrong by BlackEyedGirl (The Unusuals, Shraeger, Walsh, Alvarez, teen, 1,134 words)
"Second squad, this is dispatch. I don’t want to alarm anyone, but I hope you brought your broadswords to work this morning."
The-Unusuals  fiction  Casey-Shraeger  Jason-Walsh  gen  dragons 
7 weeks ago by oxoniensis
Off-side coupling reins, width 3/4 inch by anon (Sherlock Holmes, Holmes, Watson, G, 2,284 words)
“Holmes, you presented the facts of Jameson’s crimes quite clearly, but I am still in the dark on one point.”
Sherlock-Holmes  fiction  Holmes  Watson  gen  remix 
7 weeks ago by oxoniensis
The Tale of X by thehoyden (X-Men: First Class, Charles/Erik, mature, 2,611 words)
He tells his sister he has no taste for politics, that he prefers the quiet of the summer estate for his scholarly pursuits. He does not tell her that he hears whispers in his head, and that the scrolls all say one thing about this.
X-Men  Marvel  fiction  Erik-Lehnsherr  Charles-Xavier  Charles/Erik  AU  slash  firsttime 
8 weeks ago by oxoniensis
the delicate art of partnercare by topaz (The Unusuals, Casey, Walsh, Davis, teen, 1,839 words)
"Wait, wait," Casey says into her cell. "Say what you just said again."

"Come on, Schraeger, keep up here," Walsh answers. "I said, I need you to do me a favor and go by that high-end sex shop over in Soho and buy me a vibrator."
The-Unusuals  fiction  Casey-Shraeger  Jason-Walsh  Davis-Nixon/Casey-Shraeger  Allison-Beaumont/Jason-Walsh  het 
9 weeks ago by oxoniensis
A Sufficient Love by Isis (The Eagle, Marcus/Esca, Marcus/Cottia, explicit, 5,137 words)
One could hide nothing from a red-haired woman of the Iceni. Not even the secrets kept deep in one's heart.
The-Eagle  fiction  Marcus  Cottia  Esca  Marcus/Esca  slash  firsttime 
10 weeks ago by oxoniensis
Homefront by sam_storyteller (Avengers, Steve/Tony, R, 12,939 words)
Steve Rogers is a capable leader, a kind and cheerful man, a good friend, a strong role model, and a loyal soldier. He's also teetering on the edge of suicide.
The-Avengers  IronMan  Captain-America  Marvel  fiction  Steve-Rogers  Tony-Stark  Steve-Rogers/Tony-Stark  Thor  Clint-Barton  Natasha  ensemble  firsttime  slash 
10 weeks ago by oxoniensis
Stays a Secret Between Me and Me by BlackEyedGirl (The Unusuals, Casey/Jason, mature, 1,675 words)
This is a secret that she knows and he doesn’t. Casey gives Walsh a truth with the secret hidden way inside it, which is just the sort of thing that he likes. She says, “That was for not being an asshole in my dream.”
The-Unusuals  fiction  Casey-Shraeger  Jason-Walsh  Casey-Shraeger/Jason-Walsh  het 
11 weeks ago by oxoniensis
Three Simple Rules to Follow by BlackEyedGirl (The Avengers (2012), Tony/Steve, mature, 1,053 words)
Tony shakes his head. “Seriously. All that Twenty Ways to Please Your Man stuff? I mean, a) all the actual women of our acquaintance,” he nods at Natasha, “will tell you that’s it’s sexist bullshit, feeding the male hegemony, denying the importance of female pleasure and seriously, get Pepper even halfway drunk and ask her about this because she has a lecture prepared, I swear to God. Anyway b) sex is not that complicated.”
The-Avengers  Marvel  IronMan  Captain-America  fiction  Steve-Rogers  Tony-Stark  Natasha  Clint-Barton  Steve-Rogers/Tony-Stark  slash  firsttime 
february 2012 by oxoniensis
white-collar crime by paxlux (Inception, Arthur/Eames, teen, 2,724 words)
In Odessa, there’s a black box on the table Arthur’s claimed as his own. It wasn’t there yesterday. Arthur stares at it for a moment. No note. It rests on top of Arthur’s reports on the city’s raions. He lets it sit there through the morning and no one says anything about it.
Inception  fiction  Eames  Arthur  Arthur/Eames  slash  firsttime  romance 
february 2012 by oxoniensis
The Idle Pleasures of These Days by sabinelagrande (Richard III/The Avengers, Lord Rivers/Tony Stark, explicit 1,481 words)
The resemblance between him and Lord Rivers has been remarked upon more than once, and Tony's still deciding if that's a good or a bad thing. He's pleased by the fact that the tabloids mistake them for each other, when Rivers is fifteen years younger than he is- mixed blessing, though, because sometimes, given grainy tabloid photographs, Obadiah and Pepper don't believe him when he says it's not really him.

And then there was that time in Ibiza; Tony still legitimately doesn't know which one of them that was.
Richard-III-Shakespeare  The-Avengers  IronMan  Marvel  fiction  Tony-Stark  Lord-Rivers  Lord-Rivers/Tony-Stark  slash  crossover  firsttime 
february 2012 by oxoniensis
Antimony by jibrailis (Inception, Eames/Arthur, Ariadne, Yusuf, Cobb, explicit, 54,076 words)
Dreamshare goes legal, Arthur goes corporate, Eames goes and (against his better judgement) falls in love.
Inception  fiction  Arthur  Eames  Ariadne  Yusuf  Dom-Cobb  Arthur/Eames  slash  firsttime 
february 2012 by oxoniensis
Arms and the Man by sam_storyteller (Avengers, Tony/Steve, R, 14,661 words)
His best friend keeps cockblocking him, his relationship guru is a computer, and he might be gay. The future is very complicated.
The-Avengers  IronMan  Captain-America  fiction  Tony-Stark  Steve-Rogers  Steve-Rogers/Tony-Stark  Jarvis  slash  firsttime 
february 2012 by oxoniensis
Vest Pocket Kodak by juliandarling (At Swim Two Boys - O'Neill, Anthony MacMurrough/OMC, mature, 854 words)
He took the camera with him to the sea wall, near the Forty Foot, and took photograph after photograph of the white-crested waves, as if Jim Mack might appear, a pale smear of flesh in the hapless sea.
At-Swim-Two-Boys  fiction  Anthony-MacMurrough  Anthony-MacMurrough/OMC  slash 
january 2012 by oxoniensis
Dogwood Winter by meadowlion (Brokeback Mountain, Ennis/Jack, NC-17, 592 words)
It kept warm enough through the night, and they messed around like usual. Jack spread himself wide with hands and a smile, and Ennis thrust into him like a racehorse, panting with the exertion. They made a sweaty pile under the blankets after. No care for the dampness. So when the morning wind cracked through the sparse trees and came at them through the tent walls, they nearly bruised each other, shivering and chattering away so close.
Brokeback-Mountain  fiction  Ennis/Jack  slash  PWP 
january 2012 by oxoniensis
Trouble With Dreams by sparkledark (Inception, Arthur/Eames, NC-17, 40,000 words)
College AU in which Arthur is a cranky senior and Eames is a professor of Dream Psychology.
Inception  fiction  Arthur  Eames  Arthur/Eames  slash  firsttime  AU 
january 2012 by oxoniensis
Late Night Phone Call by sparkledark (Inception, Arthur/Eames, NC-17, 14,639 words)
Arthur usually finds blatant fishing for compliments extremely irritating, but in Eames’ case he is reluctantly charmed. In fact, he writes the phrase “reluctantly charmed” into the Eames notebook the moment the words occur to him because they so perfectly encapsulate his entire situation.
Inception  fiction  Arthur  Eames  Arthur/Eames  slash  AU  firsttime 
january 2012 by oxoniensis
Ten Thousand Paces by Destina (The Eagle, Marcus/Esca, mature, 6,426 words)
Marcus wants Esca to be truly free, no matter what the cost may be for Marcus.
The-Eagle  fiction  Marcus  Esca  Marcus/Esca  slash  firsttime 
january 2012 by oxoniensis
Leave the Signs and the Sirens by out_there (Sherlock, John/Sherlock, PG, 24,575 words)
After John's released and back home at Baker St, Sherlock still feels it. Down the centre of his chest there's an ache like a healing wound. A physical awareness of a body he usually ignores as much as he can. It's psychosomatic, nothing more interesting than that.
Sherlock  fiction  Holmes  Watson  Holmes/Watson  slash  firsttime 
january 2012 by oxoniensis
They Always Said We Were The Lucky Ones by torakowalski (The Avengers, Barton/Coulson, teen, 2,857 words)
Clint’s hands never shake. He can take down an enemy sniper at one hundred feet in driving rain while bleeding out from a bullet wound in the stomach (that’s not theoretical; he’s tried it) but his hands never shake.
The-Avengers  Marvel  fiction  Clint-Barton  Phil-Coulson  Barton/Coulson  ensemble  slash 
january 2012 by oxoniensis
My Master's Secret Mission by David Hines (I Dream of Jeannie, Jeannie, Nelson, Healey, Bellows, G, 4,283 words)
I am THE LUCKIEST GENIE IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD!

My Master has given me a DIARY! He says that now I can write down things that happened, so I will be able to remember them!

I said, but Master, my memory is perfect, genies always remember everything! and my Master said, what about the time Major Healey and I thought your sister might be impersonating you, and we asked you what we had done just the night before, and you didn't remember? and I shrugged, and then he said, and what about all the times I told you to stay home, and you didn't remember I said that? and I shrugged, and then he said, and what about all the times I told you to not use your powers because that only Makes Things Worse, and you didn't remember I said THAT? and I said, but Master, if genies were predictable, we would not be genies! and Major Healey said, ain't that the truth.

I am SO GLAD that Major Healey understands me.
I-Dream-of-Jeannie  fiction  Jeannie  Major-Anthony-Nelson  Major-Roger-Healey  Colonel-Bellows  gen  humour  yuletide 
january 2012 by oxoniensis
seven wonders of the scientific world by Fahye (Luther, Alice, teen, 2,376 words)
Alice has long known that she only has respect for things she can't manipulate; very few people fall into this category, which is mostly populated by constellations and the elusive wavelengths of invisible light.
Luther  fiction  Alice-Morgan  gen  yuletide 
january 2012 by oxoniensis
Spaceman Spiff and the Alien Conspiracy by Froggimus_Rex (Calvin & Hobbes, Calvin, Hobbes, Rosalyn, G, 1,844 words)
"Don't worry, I'm sure he'll be fine."

She dropped her hand to to stare incredulously at the tiger. "Let me repeat," she said, very slowly. "Calvin has a weapon whose power is only limited by his imagination."

"I said he'd be fine, nothing about the rest of us."
Calvin&Hobbes  fiction  Calvin  Hobbes  gen  yuletide 
january 2012 by oxoniensis
My Brother's Keeper by Closer (Suits, Harvey/Mike, Donna, Jessica, mature, 28,233 words)
Donna and Harvey have been looking out for each other since they were kids. It's what family is supposed to do, after all.
Suits  fiction  Mike-Ross  Harvey-Specter  Donna  Jessica-Pearson  Harvey/Mike  slash  AU  firsttime 
january 2012 by oxoniensis
Work Experience by Anon (Better Off Ted, Veronica, Ted, G, 650 words)
The great thing about working at Veridian Dynamics is they’re always full of surprises. Well, no - actually nothing the company does surprises me anymore. But the great thing about working with Veronica is that she always finds a way to make the inevitable interesting.
Better-Off-Ted  fiction  Ted  Veronica  gen  humour  yuletide 
december 2011 by oxoniensis
Better Than A Win by Aria (Good Omens, Aziraphale/Crowley, teen, 1,200 words)
Aziraphale would have missed (or perhaps deliberately ignored) the nuance of together, but Crowley was a man-shaped being of the world, and knew what was being asked. "We've been around since -- for a while," he said. "But it's not like that."
Good-Omens  fiction  Aziraphale  Crowley  Crowley/Aziraphale  slash  gen 
december 2011 by oxoniensis
Winter Garden of Our Crumbled Hearts by Anon (Luther, Alice/John/Mark, explicit, 4,434 words)
He hadn’t known that Alice had even talked to Mark since she came back to London, with her new identity and her stories of places John hadn’t been there to share with her, her descriptions of empty deserts rife with stars as if the firmament had blossomed cold from seeds of dust. He hadn’t known, in that moment when he realized how much he’d truly missed her, when he finally let himself reach for her, that she would want to share this.
Luther  fiction  Alice/John/Mark  Alice-Morgan  John-Luther  Mark-North  threesome  het  slash  yuletide 
december 2011 by oxoniensis
The Captain of the Caledonia by Anonymous (Macbeth - Shakespeare, Macbeth, ensemble, teen, 2,535 words)
Lydia’s voice spoke in his ear, making him jump. “Have you done it yet?”

“In a minute,” he replied distractedly. The gun was in his hand, but he hesitated. He had killed many times in the heat of battle, but never like this. To kill a sleeping old man – An old man who could destroy Caledonia and kill us all, he reminded himself. It had to be done. A single green light blinked on Duncan’s headset like a watching eye. It unnerved him. Feeling foolish, he covered the light with one hand and raised the gun with the other.

Macbeth. In SPAAACE.
Macbeth-Shakespeare  fiction  Macbeth  Lady-Macbeth  Duncan  Banquo  Macduff  gen  yuletide  AU 
december 2011 by oxoniensis
Strong Interactions by Anonymous (Luther, John/Alice, PG, 3,128 words)
Red is the colour of galaxies moving away from each other, of the universe taking a deep breath. And the light does seem redder here, though she can't tell if it's the South American sunlight or the fact that Mexico's full of reds and bright yellows. Her universe is expanding: she's come so far from the blue cast of London, the flashing blue lights of police cars. She's a red blur herself, hair flying behind her: meep meep!
Luther  fiction  Alice-Morgan  John-Luther  John-Luther/Alice-Morgan  het  yuletide 
december 2011 by oxoniensis
A Fine Frenzy by Anonymous (Haven [Archive of Our Own]
"It's...you."

"Me."

"Well, not you you. But...yeah. You."

"Me," she said again.

"And I promise, you'll be glad I handled this one without you."

"Without me."

"Well," Nathan said. "Without you you."

"Now I've got to come," Audrey said, and walked out the door ahead of him.
Haven  fiction  Duke-Crocker/Audrey-Parker/Nathan-Wournos  Audrey-Parker  Duke-Crocker  Nathan-Wournos  humour  casefile  gen  yuletide 
december 2011 by oxoniensis
Always Winter by Anonymous (Tintin/Narnia, Tintin, Snowy, Chang, G, 3,360 words)
“Snow,” he murmurs, almost to himself. “I saw the snow, it was all nothing but snow, everywhere. He was trapped in it. He was calling for me.”
Tintin(media)  fiction  Tintin  Chang  Snowy  gen  yuletide 
december 2011 by oxoniensis
Semaphore by devildoll (Avengers, Steve/Tony, Tony/Pepper, ensembleNC-17, 39,000 words)
As a child, Tony Stark spent a lot of time thinking about how cool it would be to meet Captain America. When it finally (improbably) happens, it doesn’t go at all like he’d imagined.

He’d pictured fewer insults, for one thing.
The-Avengers  Marvel  IronMan  Captain-America  fiction  Steve-Rogers/Tony-Stark  Tony/Pepper  Steve-Rogers  Tony-Stark  Pepper-Potts  Clint-Barton  Thor  ensemble  slash  het  firsttime 
december 2011 by oxoniensis
the morning after by vinylroad (Little Women, Jo/Laurie, teen, 3,800 words)
She is the first to teach Laurie how to catch a horse.

Hand flat. Let her see your palm.

His eyes are full of wonder when the mare steps forward and nuzzles his palm. He listens to Jo's directions, slipping the halter over the mare's head and snapping on the lead shank. The mare - a stout quarter horse - follows him out of the paddock.

Three days later, Jo returns to her room to find a leatherbound copy of The Black Stallion under her pillow.
Little-Women  fiction  Jo-March  Theodore-Laurence  Laurie/Jo  AU  het  angst 
december 2011 by oxoniensis
Synergy by AirgiodSLV (Inception/Criminal Minds, Arthur, Eames, Reid, ensemble, teen, 40,100 words)
There’s only one team member that the Fischer and Rothchild jobs had in common, which means only one person who could theoretically tie the two cases together.

Whatever the FBI knows, Eames wants to know it, too.
Criminal-Minds  Inception  fiction  Eames  Arthur  Spencer-Reid  ensemble  Arthur/Spencer-Reid  casefile  gen  slash  crossover 
december 2011 by oxoniensis
Übermorgen hol ich mir der Königin ihr Kind by waldorph (Once Upon a Time, Rumplestiltskin, OFC, PG, 2,420 words)
Onceuponatime the Daughter of Rumplestiltskin was born (mind the capitalization, because that’s the only way to refer to her--the only real identifier, though it’s not a name, more an epithet. Pardon its usage, can’t be helped).
Once-Upon-A-Time  fiction  Rumplestiltskin  OFC  gen 
december 2011 by oxoniensis
dividing every question 'til the questions are complete by trustingno1 (Modern Family, ensemble, G, 900 words)
Katy. She's a Mathlete, and she plays in the marching band, and she sometimes sits with Alex in AP Physics, and she plays volleyball, which Alex thinks is really cool (she never used to, but lately, she thinks there's something vaguely impressive about it). And one time? One time, she asked Alex what the formula for torque was, even though Alex is, like, 99% sure she already knew it.
Modern-Family  fiction  ensemble  Alex-Dunphy  yuletide  femmeslash  gen 
november 2011 by oxoniensis
Fighter by PlaneJane (The Eagle, Marcus/Esca, explicit, 65,293 words)
Marcus Aquila is an undercover Metropolitan police officer. His assignment is to infiltrate a slave-trafficking organisation which trades in men, bought and sold to fight in cages, sometimes to the death. When he makes the impulsive decision to intervene during a 'kill fight' involving a fierce young fighter called Esca, Marcus inadvertently finds himself the owner of his very own slave. Now Marcus has to find a way to complete his assignment, as well as gaining Esca's trust, without blowing his cover. The question is, can he do it before the secrets and lies catch up with him, and Marcus loses everything?
The-Eagle  fiction  Marcus  Esca  Marcus/Esca  AU  slash  firsttime 
november 2011 by oxoniensis
Freaky (Fifth-Dimensional) Fridayby mithen (DCU, Clark/Bruce, Mxyzptlk, Bat-Mite, ensemble, G, 8,748 words)
"Here's the rules," Mxy said before they could get sidetracked. Bat-Mite was his best buddy but he had a tendency to be scatter-brained. "You've changed bodies for forty-eight hours." He brandished a watch marked, improbably, up to "forty-eight o'clock." "You have to live each others' lives for that long. And if anyone guesses about the switch, the change will be...permanent."
DCU  fiction  Clark  Bruce-Wayne  Bruce/Clark  Mxyzptlk  Bat-Mite  Dick-Grayson  Alfred  ensemble  slash  humour  firsttime 
november 2011 by oxoniensis
The Rest by ristrettoette (X-Men: First Class, Charles/Erik, PG-13, 2,045 words)
He doesn’t speak German anymore, if he can help it. Everything he wants to say, he says in English. He made the decision a long time ago. English is like a second layer of skin, separating him from the force of the words. When he says, “I love you,” in that language, he doesn’t feel like the subject of the sentence.
X-Men  fiction  Erik-Lehnsherr  Charles-Xavier  Charles/Erik  slash 
november 2011 by oxoniensis
A Family Tradition by derryderrydown (Captain America, Iron Man, Tony/Steve, teen, 823 words)
Steve was looking earnest. Which was kind of his default expression but he was looking especially earnest right now. "I've been reading about safe sex," he said, "and all the pamphlets say we need to discuss our previous sexual partners before we do this."
MarvelThe-Avengers  IronMan  Captain-America  Tony-Stark  Steve-Rogers  Steve-Rogers/Tony-Stark  fiction  slash  humour  crack 
november 2011 by oxoniensis
Gnawer of the Moon by vissy (Merlin (BBC), Uther/Catrina (Troll), explicit, 580 words)
Uther's enthusiastic, she'll give him that much. He's fond of holding her down by the arms, which would make her laugh if he weren't so queerly winsome; she could break his bollocks with one careless clench of her thighs, but he's growing on her somehow, like mould on an overripe pear, and she's feeling too fond for her own good.

[Fantastic, beautifully earthy language, but do check the warnings in the header before reading.]
Merlin2008  Uther  fiction  Uther/Catrina  het 
november 2011 by oxoniensis
The New Deal by Closer (Suits, Harvey, Mike, Jessica, Dana, teen, 33,512 words)
Harvey Specter, second year law student at Harvard, was walking home one night when he found a teenaged runaway named Mike freezing to death on his doorstep.
Suits  fiction  Harvey-Specter  Mike-Ross  Jessica-Pearson  Dana-Scott  gen  AU 
november 2011 by oxoniensis
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