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Living In The Future by Closer (Marvel, Steve/Tony, Clint/Phil, Peter/Pepper, mature, 36,279 words)
Eighteen-year-old Tony Stark is the boy genius who woke Captain America, and now he's stuck with him. That's not a bad thing, but between Steve's wide-eyed wonder at the new world and Tony's little fanboy crush, the awkwardness just keeps happening.
Marvel  The-Avengers  fiction  Steve-Rogers  Tony-Stark  Clint-Barton  Phil-Coulson  Peter-Parker  Pepper-Potts  Steve-Rogers/Tony-Stark  Barton/Coulson  slash  het  crossover 
8 days ago by oxoniensis
untitled by iamjabberwok (Generation Kill/Doctor Who, Nate/Ten, PG, 763 words)
His first words on the Tardis were, “Does she run on gas?” The Tardis liked him immediately. She’s run more smoothly since Nate came on board. They still miss their destination, but it’s by decades and miles rather than centuries and lightyears. [Locked post, but community membership is open and unmoderated.]
Dr-Who  GenerationKill  fiction  Nate-Fick  Ten  crossover  gen  slash 
22 days ago by oxoniensis
Cat's in the Cradle by daasgrrl (House/Sherlock/Fortysomething, Sherlock, House, vid)
In the beginning, there was Sherlock Holmes. And Holmes brought forth the brilliant doctor House, embodied by the lovely Hugh Laurie. Who prior to that in Fortysomething played a slightly less brilliant doctor, Paul Slippery, who begat three sons, the eldest of whom was played by the equally-lovely-if-somewhat-peculiarly-named Benedict Cumberbatch. Who of course grew up to play Sherlock. And the Universe looked upon its work and pronounced it good.
HouseMD  Sherlock  video  Holmes  House  crossover  gen 
12 weeks ago by oxoniensis
The Idle Pleasures of These Days by sabinelagrande (Richard III/The Avengers, Lord Rivers/Tony Stark, explicit 1,481 words)
The resemblance between him and Lord Rivers has been remarked upon more than once, and Tony's still deciding if that's a good or a bad thing. He's pleased by the fact that the tabloids mistake them for each other, when Rivers is fifteen years younger than he is- mixed blessing, though, because sometimes, given grainy tabloid photographs, Obadiah and Pepper don't believe him when he says it's not really him.

And then there was that time in Ibiza; Tony still legitimately doesn't know which one of them that was.
Richard-III-Shakespeare  The-Avengers  IronMan  Marvel  fiction  Tony-Stark  Lord-Rivers  Lord-Rivers/Tony-Stark  slash  crossover  firsttime 
february 2012 by oxoniensis
Synergy by AirgiodSLV (Inception/Criminal Minds, Arthur, Eames, Reid, ensemble, teen, 40,100 words)
There’s only one team member that the Fischer and Rothchild jobs had in common, which means only one person who could theoretically tie the two cases together.

Whatever the FBI knows, Eames wants to know it, too.
Criminal-Minds  Inception  fiction  Eames  Arthur  Spencer-Reid  ensemble  Arthur/Spencer-Reid  casefile  gen  slash  crossover 
december 2011 by oxoniensis
Let It Ride by nevcolleil (Suits/Supernatural, Mike/Harvey, PG-13, 835 words)
He’s exactly the kinda guy Mike should hate. With his manicured hands… and his pompous smirks… (Yeah, Mike knows words like ‘pompous’. He scored an 825 on the Harvard LSATs. He’s an idiot who got himself sent to prison for distributing narcotics, but he’s not stupid.)
Suits  Supernatural  fiction  Mike-Ross  Harvey-Specter  Harvey/Mike  slash  crossover  AU  firsttime 
august 2011 by oxoniensis
I Used to Live Alone Before I Knew You by etothepii (Sherlock, John/Sherlock, Mycroft, PG-13, 11,000 words)
Where Mycroft is an angel, Sherlock is a demon, and John is still John. [Good Omens fusion. American English.]
Sherlock  fiction  Holmes  Watson  Mycroft  Holmes/Watson  crossover  AU  slash  firsttime 
june 2011 by oxoniensis
A Most Exemplary Captain by edoraslass (Inception/Temeraire, ensemble, G, 911 words)
“Oh, that’s lovely,” Mallorie said enviously as she peered at the heavy copper-and-opal collar around Eames’ neck. “It suits you so beautifully.”

Eames puffed out his chest under her admiration. “He has exquisite taste, does he not?” he said proudly, turning to and fro so that the sunlight might catch the opals and set them ablaze like small bursting fires. He knew very well how impressive the effect was against his crimson hide. “He had it made particularly for me; he took one of my scales to the jeweler to make certain the colours were correct.”
Inception  Temeraire-series  fiction  ensemble  Eames  Yusuf  Mallorie  Arthur  gen  crossover 
april 2011 by oxoniensis
A Strange New Story Every Time by gyzym (Veronica Mars, Logan/Veronica, NC-17, 19,295 words)
"Veronica Mars," he says, recovering himself by adopting a terrible southern accent, "as I live and breathe."

Her mouth works soundlessly for a second, and Logan flashes wildly on the thought that she's going to punch him in the face. Which--it's not like she's ever actually done that, not like he's ever been particularly frightened of her physically…but. But there's a difference, he recognizes hazily, between Veronica Mars and The Legend of Veronica Mars, and he's spent rather less time with the former than the latter in recent years.
VM  White-Collar  fiction  Logan/Veronica  Logan  Veronica  Peter-Burke  Neal-Caffrey  het  futurefic  crossover 
february 2011 by oxoniensis
A Lesson in Uselessness by Anon (Beauty and the Beast/Alice In Wonderland, Alice, Belle, G, 1965 words)
Someday perhaps Alice too would be a person who Knew Things, and she and Belle and her sister would sit in the fancy chairs that children must never sit in, and sip watery tea from delicate cups, and talk about how much they knew.

“I know about the history of words,” Alice would say. “ ‘Establishment’ is derived from ‘blishment’, meaning ‘a judgment made by a blish,’ which is a kind of fish. The prefix ‘Est’ is a shortening of ‘estuary,’ which in this word signifies the collection of the blishes into a single body of water, and, symbolically, the collection of their judgments into a single judgmental unit.”
AliceInWonderland  BeautyAndTheBeast  fiction  Belle  Alice  gen  crossover  yuletide 
december 2010 by oxoniensis
A Study in Time by di-br (Sherlock/Doctor Who, Sherlock, Watson, Doctor, vid)
After strange events start happening across London, Sherlock and John soon find out that a certain Time Lord is the key to all of them. But that is just the tip of the iceberg.
Sherlock  video  Sherlock-Holmes  Watson  Doctor  crossover  gen  Dr-Who 
december 2010 by oxoniensis
Someone on Whom by catslash (Doctor Who/Sherlock, Watson, Holmes, Saxon, PG, 2,400 words)
It takes months for the package to reach England from South Africa. Smuggling anything is hard enough as it is under the watchful - and sadistic - gaze of the Toclafane; even something simple, food or cigarettes or a bottle of booze, will get a person killed if they're caught.

Doctor John Watson isn't sure what would happen to someone caught smuggling a lightning-fried Toclafane, but he'd bet it would involve a not-very-pleasant trip to the Valiant to meet Harold Saxon in person.
Sherlock  Dr-Who  fiction  Sherlock-Holmes  Watson  Master  gen  crossover  angst 
november 2010 by oxoniensis
Life During Wartime by Aramley (West Wing/Thick of It, CJ, Malcolm Tucker, ensemble, mature, 3,696 words)
"Thing is, we were wondering if you could maybe tone it down a bit."

She stares at him. "Tone it down."

"Yeah," he says. "See, your guy gets up there and talks about fucking macroeconomic destabilisation or some bollocks and the PM's got to follow by whipping out his wee intellectual cock and waving it about a bit. And nobody wants to see that, darling, it's fucking tragic, understand?"
West-Wing  ThickOfIt  fiction  CJ  Malcolm-Tucker  crossover  gen 
november 2010 by oxoniensis
I Lie, I Cheat, I Steal (and I Just Don't Get Any Respect) by fiercelydreamed (White Collar/Leverage, ensemble, PGish, 7,000 words)
As with so many other things that have gone off the rails in the last year, it starts like this:

"All right," Nate says, and smacks his hands together. "Let's go steal a con artist."
White-Collar  Leverage  fiction  Parker  Hardison  Eliot  Sophie  Neal-Caffrey  Peter-Burke  Elizabeth-Burke  ensemble  Nathan-Ford  gen  crossover 
july 2010 by oxoniensis
Rebuild the Bridges in Your Mind by st_aurafina (X-Men/House, Chase, House, Stryker, PG-13, 25,596 words)
Chase was a student at Xavier's School for Gifted Youngsters. Time and personal differences mean that he's estranged from his former friends, the X-Men. Now he moonlights as a doctor for vigilantes and mutants at a clinic in NYC, but he's juggling so many secrets that his past is sure to catch up with him soon.
HouseMD  X-Men  fiction  Robert-Chase  House  Jason-Stryker  Scott-Summers  AU  gen  crossover  slash 
june 2010 by oxoniensis
The Easy Men by buffyaddict (Band of Brothers/The Book Thief, Toye, Liebgott, Skip, Hoobler, Death, Max, PG-13, 4,000 words)
I disapprove of nicknames, but in this particular story, I will use them. For the sake of brevity, not familiarity, and certainly not out of any misguided feelings of affection.

* * * A FINAL STATEMENT: * * *
In the spirit of honesty, I feel I must tell you the last sentence of the previous paragraph is a lie.
BandofBrothers  TheBookThief  fiction  ensemble  gen  crossover 
april 2010 by oxoniensis
Holmes at Sea by wheres-walnut (Sherlock Holmes, Holmes, Watson, PG, art)
Discoveries at sea, swash buckling, strip poker, and the occasional sea creature. Illustrations cataloging a week at sea for Holmes, Watson and crew.
Sherlock-Holmes  art  Holmes  Watson  Holmes/Watson  AU  crossover  slash  gen 
march 2010 by oxoniensis
Solid Soul by nightanddaze (True Blood/Generation Kill, Godric/Eric, Eric/Nate, Nate/Brad, PG-13, 5,264 words)
The moon is higher now, and there are light footsteps coming around the corner. Godric waits, until he sees Nathaniel Fick pass from the darkness through the light and back into the dark again. He runs the same loop almost every night, at the same time, as precise as a clock.

Godric does not watch him go, but he listens to the gravel scrape under Nate’s shoes as he runs down an alley, still looking at the light.
GenerationKill  True-Blood  fiction  Eric/Nate  Brad/Nate  Eric/Godric  Godric  Nate-Fick  slash  crossover 
march 2010 by oxoniensis
Anything but a boy at the bar by beckaandzac (SPN/Gilmore Girls, Sam & Dean/Rory, NC-17, 1,359 words)
For tonight Sam can be the guy who picks up girls in a bar, and she can be the girl who gets picked up, and tomorrow they can each be someone else.
Supernatural  Gilmore-Girls  fiction  Sam/Dean/Rory  Sam-Winchester  Dean-Winchester  Rory  het  crossover  threesome 
march 2010 by oxoniensis
The Hamlet Effect by normalhumanbein (Merlin/Torchwood, Merlin, Arthur, Jack, ensemble, PG-13, 8,056 words)
And so it came to pass that, on the third day of the second week of the sixth month of his time in Camelot, Jack Harkness came face to face with the Great Dragon for the first time.
Merlin2008  Torchwood  fiction  Arthur/Merlin  Arthur  Merlin  Jack-Harkness  Jack/Ianto  ensemble  crossover  crack  slash  firsttime 
february 2010 by oxoniensis
Eats You Up Inside by nightanddaze (Generation Kill/Day of the Dead (2008), Brad/Bud, NC-17, 1,366 words)
Brad looks up, and he stares. It’s Nate. Or it would be if Nate went back in time a few years, taught himself to give off pussy vibes and then joined the Army.
GenerationKill  DayoftheDead  fiction  Brad-Colbert  Bud-Crain  Ray-Person  slash  crossover  angst  firsttime 
february 2010 by oxoniensis
Kick and Slide by lastwingedthing (Battlestar Galactica/Generation Kill, Brad/Kara, NC-17, 3,172 words)
“You gonna keep staring like that all night, soldier, or are you gonna come over here and do something about it?” She’s grinning as she stares right back at Brad, bright and sharp like a slice of sunlight in the room; arrogant and cocky and a little bit crazy, not to mention gorgeous as hell. Fuck it, Brad has been staring, and he’ll be fucked if he’s gonna back down now.
GenerationKill  BSG  fiction  Brad/Kara  Brad-Colbert  Kara-Thrace  het  PWP  crossover 
february 2010 by oxoniensis
As we know it by noelia_g (Castle/Sarah Connor Chronicles, Alexis/John, PG-13, 351 words)
Alexis Castle is a small redheaded thing; you wouldn’t believe that’s the woman who’s been running the New York Resistance cell for the last two years.

“You’re not at all what I imagined,” John tells her and she smiles wryly, her light blue eyes looking him over, still cold with some degree of suspicion. “You know, the intel that’s been coming in,” he adds and it doesn’t help much, but the corner of her mouth rises slightly. John sighs. “I thought you’d be taller,” he says finally.
SCC  Castle  fiction  John-Connor  Alexis-Castle  John/Alexis  crossover  futurefic  het 
january 2010 by oxoniensis
Ooooops by xenakis (Merlin/surprise, Arthur, Merlin, G, art)
Merlin, when I said 'get us out of this nest of giant spiders', I did not, in fact, mean 'please erase the fabric of reality itself'.
Merlin2008  art  Merlin  Arthur  comic-strip  crossover  humour 
december 2009 by oxoniensis
Accessories by halcyon_shift (White Collar/Leverage, Neal, Hardison, Mozzie, G, 1,440 words)
Neal's so over federal fashion accessories, Hardison's in love and Mozzie's probably raiding the liquor cabinet while no one's looking
White-Collar  Leverage  fiction  Neal-Caffrey  Hardison  crossover  gen  humour 
november 2009 by oxoniensis
Sing Morning Out Of Night by Copperbadge (Torchwood/Dr Who/Sarah Jane Adventures, ensemble, 31,000 words)
A strange deck of Tarot cards, a dying TARDIS, and UNIT's invasion of a coastal Welsh village lead Torchwood to investigate the disappearance of the Doctor, with some help from Sarah Jane and Luke Smith. This is a new incarnation of the Doctor, however, and none of them are prepared for what they find as they unravel the mystery.
Dr-Who  Torchwood  Sarah-Jane-Adventures  fiction  ensemble  Jack-Harkness  Jack/Ianto  Gwen  Ianto  Doctor  crossover  gen  slash  futurefic 
september 2009 by oxoniensis
Artificial by chopsticks (House MD/Stargate Atlantis, House, Weir, PG, 2,016 words)
"So, how come you're not off saving another galaxy right now?" He knows the amused tone will anger her, because there is nothing worse than having someone taunt you for the reality you've created.

"Because I'm dead," she replies easily, jumping her red piece to edge of his side of the board. "King me."
SGA  fiction  HouseMD  Weir  House  crossover  gen 
september 2009 by oxoniensis
Close Your Eyes and Think of England by monimala (Veronica Mars/Casino Royale 2006, Veronica/James, adult, 3,075 words)
"I'm Veronica. Veronica Mars," she replied, copying his tone exactly, down to the smug note of 'you should be impressed.'

"Veronica, you're not marring anything. You're perfect," he growled. And since it was more than three words, she got the full force of a ridiculously sexy British accent. The kind that needed to come with a 'Warning: May cause dizziness' label.

God save her from bored continental playboys. She widened her eyes, pulling out her old stand-by, the bubble headed flirt voice. "So, if I were to return the compliment, would I, like, be making a bondage joke?"
VM  Bond  fiction  Veronica  James-Bond  James/Veronica  het  humour  crossover 
august 2009 by oxoniensis
Bluebird by Basingstoke (Torchwood/Addams Family (movies), Jack/Ianto, Gwen, Rhys, Addams family, teen, 5,475 words)
"It's been not nearly long enough," Ianto said. He held out his hands to the woman and kissed both cheeks. "I could have happily gone years without seeing you again. I may have to kill you all." Gwen blinked and looked at Jack, who had his eyebrows raised.

"Oh, Cousin Ian. Do you remember Wednesday? And these are Pugsley and Pubert; they weren't born when we visited last."

"You stole my pteranodon," the little girl said. There were razor blades in her voice.

"Prove it, maggot," Ianto replied.
Torchwood  Addams-Family  fiction  Jack/Ianto  Ianto  Jack-Harkness  Gwen  Rhys  Wednesday  Morticia  Fester  crossover  crack  slash 
august 2009 by oxoniensis
Can't Stop The Turtle by roga (Firefly/Discworld crossover, ensemble, PG, 4,000 words)
Taking on a job commissioned by an orangutan may seem to veer from Mal's (admittedly abysmal) usual standards, but when it comes down to it, gold is gold, right?
Firefly  Discworld  fiction  Mal  Jayne  Kaylee  River  Vimes  Zoe  Wash  Book  Simon  gen  crossover  crack  humour 
july 2009 by oxoniensis
Just Dessert by tallulah_rasa (Pushing Daisies/SG-1, Ned, Daniel, Sam, Jack, Teal'c, Olive, G, 1,650 words)
"Ow," Daniel said. "Ow, ow, ow." He tried sitting up, looked around in some confusion at the hospital room surrounding him, and sank back to the floor. "Usually it's a Waffle House," he murmured, and then, "Ow" as an afterthought.



"I'm so sorry," said the man standing across the room, nervously glancing at his watch. "This is all my fault. Well, not that you're here, and not in a Waffle House, which – well, I don't know whose fault that is. I don't understand that, to be perfectly honest. But the rest of it, which you don't actually know about, but I assure you is probably more confusing than not being in a Waffle House, is that--"



Daniel looked down at himself, and back up at the man. "Are you Tok'ra?" he broke in.



"No, I'm Ned," Ned said.
Pushing-Daisies  SG-1  fiction  Ned  Olive  Samantha-Carter  Daniel-Jackson  Teal'c  Jack-O'Neill  crossover  humour  gen 
june 2009 by oxoniensis
Cloud City Blues (in Eight Bars) by gnossienne_nr1 (Doctor Who/Star Wars, Donna, Lando Calrissian, Ten, PG, 2,800 words)
The spot where they had parked the TARDIS earlier was suffering from a rather painful lack of time and space ships. Donna stared at the empty spot in front of her and tried to remember how to breathe. He left her. He bloody left her. That skinny, alien bastard.

You're going to love it, Donna, he'd said. A city in the clouds. It's absolutely beautiful!

Oh, it was beautiful, all right. Obviously the prettiness of the place must have gone to her head, otherwise she'd never have let the biggest trouble magnet in the universe out of her sight.
Dr-Who  Star-Wars  fiction  Donna-Noble  Ten  Lando-Calrissian  crossover  gen 
june 2009 by oxoniensis
the waste lands by vanitashaze (Doctor Who/SGA, River Song/The Doctor, PG-13, 5,405 words)
It comes to her in the night, like a lover, a ghost. This dream she's had since childhood. Except that's not right - it doesn't feel like a dream, it never has, but more a blood-memory, a shur, something bad, something wicked. A nightmare. It always starts the same. A forest; trees scratching up the night sky, their shapes dark, sinister and their edges vague, like they're not even sure where they end or begin, their borders or existence. There's a man by her side, pale face lit up like a 'Lantean tower. Crooked nose and full lips. His color bleeds into the landscape, too. She loves him. "Run," she screams. They're running. "Hurry!" And she knows, suddenly, that they're not running. They're being chased.
Dr-Who  SGA  fiction  Doctor  Doctor/River  crossover  gen  het 
june 2009 by oxoniensis
Shore Leave by thedeadparrot (Kings/Star Trek: Reboot, Jack/Kirk, adult, 1,513 words)
Jack's not really sure what he's looking for in some dirty, backwards bar in Iowa of all places, but he's on break from Starfleet Academy, and the last thing he wants to do is visit Gilboa so his father can frown at his grades and tell him they're unacceptable for the future King.
Kings  Star-Trek  fiction  Jack-Benjamin  Kirk  Jack/Kirk  crossover  slash  PWP  firsttime 
june 2009 by oxoniensis
A Friend In Need by Fay (Good Omens/Supernatural, Aziraphale, Anna, Crowley, PG, 3,304 words)
The archangel Anael, also known as Haniel, also known as The Angel of Pleasure, also known as That Wretched Strumpet Who Fell To Earth, also known as Anna, flexed her firey wings and cast a thoroughly worrying smile in his direction. “Aziraphale,” she said, in a voice strong enough to draw blood from human eardrums and so irresistible as to cause roses to burst into bloom in the middle of a frigid winter. “I need your help.”
Supernatural  Good-Omens  fiction  Aziraphale  Crowley  Anna  crossover  gen 
may 2009 by oxoniensis
If It Could Be Held by cerebel (Iron Man/The Mentalist, Tony/Patrick, R, 1,668 words)
“Does your nice house make you feel guilty?”

“No,” says Stark. “Do people hold it against you that you’re so handsome?”

“No,” returns Jane. “Do people hold it against you that you sold weapons to terrorists for most of your adult life?”

“I don’t know,” says Stark, “why don’t you ask them?”

“I would,” says Jane, “but I think they’re afraid of bodyguards in suits.”
slash  crossover  firsttime  IronMan  Tony-Stark  The-Mentalist  Patrick-Jane  Tony/Patrick 
may 2009 by oxoniensis
And I'm Hungry Like The... Thing by Livia (Psych/Due South, Gus, Shawn, Diefenbaker, G, 1,150 words)
"I don't really want the wolf to be my new partner, Shawn. Why would I want a wolf as my new partner?"
fiction  gen  crossover  humour  Psych  Shawn  Due-South  Gus  Diefenbaker 
april 2009 by oxoniensis
untitled by idyll (NCIS/Burn Notice, Tony/Michael, adult, 1,290 words)
Tony goes to the bar then and gets a drink--Coke mixed with locally made rum that's probably illegal but far better than anything found in a liquor store--and watches the clock. When it hits midnight, he tips his glass in a half-toast to a ghost. "Here's thinking of you, Paula," he says under his breath, then downs the drink in one swallow.

He has a tradition for Kate, too, on the anniversary of her death. He thinks he might have one for Jeanne by the end of the year, because even though she's still alive, still breathing, she's still someone he's lost.
fiction  slash  crossover  NCIS  Tony-Dinozzo  Michael  Burn-Notice  Tony/Michael 
march 2009 by oxoniensis
Five children that weren't...and one that was by amand-r (Doctor Who/Torchwood, various, teen, 3,771 words)
"It's not the end of the world," he says softly, more softly than the other Doctor ever did. Rose rather appreciates the tone, despite the candor. "You know, we know a bit about that, right?" He pauses and his mouth presses against the back of Rose's head.

Out in the yard, her mum tackles dad and they roll about in the leaves, rakes forgotten.

"It feels like the end of something," she tells the window before turning away. Tony is at that androgynous age in which his belly laughs could be any child, any child in the world. In the universe.
fiction  slash  gen  Dr-Who  Jack-Harkness  Donna-Noble  angst  het  crossover  Torchwood  Rose  Ianto  Owen  Tosh  Martha  Jenny 
february 2009 by oxoniensis
Coeur d'coeurs by lyra_wing (Supernatural/Pushing Daisies, Dean, Sam, Emerson, PG, 2,900 words)
The man shook his head. "I have to tell you, I'm not one to hand out praise willy-nilly. But I'll give it where it's deserved, and this is some damn good pie." He offered his hand over the counter to shake, and Dean took it. "I know the guy who used to own this place. Your pie is almost as good as his, and that's sayin' something. Damn shame he had to go run off and live happily ever after, but that's a whole other story. Name's Emerson Cod."
gen  fiction  crossover  Supernatural  Dean-Winchester  Sam-Winchester  Pushing-Daisies  Emerson 
february 2009 by oxoniensis
The flexible concept of tomorrow by finisterre (X-Files/Doctor Who, Mulder, Donna, ~PG-13, 11,343 words)
"Ma’am," he calls out. She turns around. She’s older than Scully, with a scowl on her narrow face. She’s muttering under her breath. "Ma’am, I need you to move away from the crash site. It could be dangerous."

"Should’ve known you’d be here, Mulder," she says, in an accent he immediately identifies as from London. "Great big trouble magnet, you are; just like him."

"How do you know my name?" he asks, the hairs on the back of his neck prickling.
gen  fiction  crossover  Dr-Who  Donna-Noble  X-Files  Mulder 
february 2009 by oxoniensis
In Which Hardison Has An Unfortunate Meeting... by sparky77 (Leverage/Ocean's 11, team, PG, 1,278 words)
“Come on, Hardison. It’s Vegas. What criminal doesn’t love Vegas?” Sophie said.

“Me.”

“You’re going, and that’s final,” Nate declared.

“When this all goes to hell, don’t blame me,” Hardison muttered.
gen  fiction  humour  crossover  O11  Leverage  Eliot  Hardison  Parker  Danny-Ocean 
january 2009 by oxoniensis
Begone by anon (Good Omens/Due South, Aziraphale, Crowley, Fraser/RayK, PG, 1,652 words)
"You'll have to excuse him," Aziraphale told their assignment - Fraser - apologetically. "He has the manners of a - well."

Aziraphale waved a hand tellingly at Crowley. Crowley had evidently made very little effort for the sake of appearance; his wings were distinctly lopsided and his tail appeared to be held on with safety pins. The sunglasses had fallen by the wayside - not much point to them, when one was being obvious about these things - he had, however, managed to manufacture some tiny, tiny snakeskin shoes.

At least, one assumed those were shoes.
fiction  slash  firsttime  crossover  humour  romance  Good-Omens  Aziraphale  Crowley  Due-South  RayK/Fraser 
december 2008 by oxoniensis
Interdepartmental Cooperation by resonant (Due South/Chrestomanci, Fraser, Ray, Chrestomanci, G, 1000 words)
"You do not grab the mysterious beans and take them into the storage closet without me, got it? Those are Chicago beans, and Chicago is going to be there when you deal with them."
gen  fiction  crossover  humour  Due-South  Fraser  RayK  Chrestomanci 
december 2008 by oxoniensis
La Plus Ça Change by paperclipbitch (Torchwood/Robin Hood, Guy/Owen, PG-13, 1,000 words)
The Rift is a bastard.

Owen says this aloud to the trees, listing every obscenity he knows and getting himself generally worked-up. The trees remain frustratingly composed, sending pretty trails of dappled light across the forest floor.

Finally, he gives up on being angry at the Rift, and decides to go and find out where he is.
Torchwood  Robin-Hood  fiction  Owen/Guy  crossover  slash  gen  humour 
december 2008 by oxoniensis
pretty maids all in a row by Aria (The Secret Garden/BtVS fusion, Mary, Dickon, Colin, OFC, PG. 5,586 words)
Mary did not ask if Mrs Bathurst thought vampires were real. She did not care what Mrs Bathurst thought on this particular topic. "Should you like to hear one of Baital's stories?" she asked.

"No, Mary, I think we might return to lessons for a time before you go out to the garden," Mrs Bathurst said. And the subject seemed to be closed.
BtVS  The-Secret-Garden  fiction  Mary-Lennox  Dickon  Colin  crossover  gen  AU 
november 2008 by oxoniensis
untitled by Jayne Leitch (Life/In Treatment, Dani, Charlie, Paul, PG, 1,176 words)
He prefaces his question--the first words spoken since they traded spare greetings and introductions when she arrived--with the slight curve of a smile. "Is that your detective stare?"

It earns him a slow blink and a thoroughly disinterested tone. "What?"

"The way you're looking at me. Staring, as if you're prepared to wait all day. Is that the way you look when you interrogate suspects?"

"I wasn't aware I was staring. Sorry if it bothers you." And, yes, she's a professional at this, polite and chilly and just this side of obvious about being on the offensive.
Life  In-Treatment  fiction  Dani-Reese  Charlie  crossover  gen  coda 
november 2008 by oxoniensis
The Royal Society by sam_storyteller (Torchwood/Discworld/Nero Wolfe/Lord Peter/HP/SGA/Jeeves&Wooster/Sherlock Holmes, PG, 2,031 words)
There is a gap in the multiverse. It's mainly unremarked, and it's not very important, but then it serves its purpose. After all, the companions of great men and women must have somewhere to put their feet up as well, at the end of the day.
Torchwood  Discworld  HP  SGA  Jeeves-and-Wooster  fiction  Ianto  McKay  Remus  Jeeves  Vimes  Watson  crossover  humour  gen 
november 2008 by oxoniensis
One Continuous Singular Incident in the Life of Faith Lehane by Ariafic (BtVS/DW, Ten, Faith, PG-13, 4,154 words)
Faith stares. "You're kidding. You got a time machine?"

The Doctor leans against a coral strut and gives her a very serious look. "You'll never have been away. You can come back just a minute after you left."

"Well," says Faith. Her fingers itch and her spine tingles and goddamn, she needs a vacation. She can kick the Doctor's skinny ass if she needs to. Sometimes she hates how the world is so damn small. "What the hell," Faith says. "Why not."

The Doctor beams like the first sunrise after an apocalypse averted. "Welcome aboard, Faith."
Dr-Who  BtVS  fiction  Ten  Faith  crossover  gen 
november 2008 by oxoniensis
High School Musical 4: College Musical by with_a_kay (SPN/High School Musical, Dean/Sam, PG-13, 5,484 words
"Two of the musical kids? Spontaneously combusted. Doesn't say it's got anything to do with the dancing, but seriously. Two plus two."

Sam swallows his sweet and sour pork hard. "Demon?"

"A dancing demon?" asks Dean skeptically.

"Yeah, something isn't right there."
Supernatural  High-School-Musical  fiction  Dean/Sam  Dean-Winchester  Sam-Winchester  crossover  humour  firsttime  slash  incest 
october 2008 by oxoniensis
The Trouble With Harry by azarsuerte (NCIS/Doctor Who, Abby, Ten, Martha, team, PG-13, 26,491 words)
Abby's past and present collide when she and a missing Admiral they're searching for turn out to have a mutual friend--the Doctor.
NCIS  Dr-Who  fiction  Abby  Ten  Martha  Jethro-Gibbs  Tony-DiNozzo  Tim-McGee  Ziva  Ducky  crossover  gen  casefile 
october 2008 by oxoniensis
But What Are Your Thoughts on Yao by Chash (Bones/SPN, Booth, Brennan, Dean/Sam, R, 1,800 words)
"Are you seriously telling me to sleep with my brother?"

"Yes."

"He's my brother."

"He's also your partner and the only person with whom you have significant contact at this point."

"We're related!"

"Many of the cultural taboos associated with incest are related to reproduction," says Dr. Brennan. "Since you and your brother are incapable of reproducing, being related isn't actually a problem."
Supernatural  Bones  fiction  Dean/Sam  Dean-Winchester  Sam-Winchester  Booth  Brennan  crossover  humour  slash  incest  firsttime 
october 2008 by oxoniensis
A disturbing lack of faith by fleshflutter (Supernatural (Star Wars fusion), mild Sam/Dean, PG, 2,700 words)
A tiny white light on the console blinks on and off silently.

On, off… on, off… on, off…

Dean's eyes crack open, fix blearily upon the light. His cheek is flat against the controls of the navigation panel, the keys no doubt imprinting their shapes into his skin. After a moment of continued nothing, he sits up and looks about the cockpit. No one but him. The ship seems to be running itself, albeit without a course set. It's just – just drifting.
Supernatural  Star-Wars  fiction  Dean-Winchester  Sam-Winchester  Ruby  Bobby  AU  slash  gen  crossover 
september 2008 by oxoniensis
Death and the Definitely-Not-A-Maiden by anon (Torchwood/Discworld, Jack Harkness, Death, teen, 3,678 words)
“Since we keep meeting like this, shouldn't we get to know each other?”

Jack woke up, but the conversation was only shortly interrupted as the nice lady from Torchwood killed him again.

I RARELY MEET PEOPLE MORE THAN ONCE.

“Well aren't I the lucky guy then?”

A bucket of water to the face and Jack was back in the land of the living. A bullet in the head and he was back with Death.

“Why do you keep turning up anyway? It's not like I stay dead.”

DUTY.

That was the last he saw of Death for a few days. But Jack rarely stayed out of trouble for long.

IT IS A NICE DAY. THERE IS LITTLE RAIN.

“What?”

I BELIEVE ACQUAINTANCES ARE SUPPOSED TO EXCHANGE PLEASANTRIES.
Torchwood  Discworld  fiction  Jack-Harkness  Ianto  Death  crossover  humour  gen 
september 2008 by oxoniensis
Sympathy for the Devil by lyrstzha (Supernatural/Babylon 5, Garibaldi, Dean, PG, 4,988 words)
Garibaldi’s mouth opens and closes a couple of times before he says, “You’re a demon?” Because whatever he was expecting, it surely wasn’t this.

The demon looks down at himself and shrugs. “You were kinda hoping for horns and a tail, weren’t you? Maybe some hooves? Yeah, I get that a lot. Sorry, man.” He points vaguely over his shoulder. “If it’ll make you feel any better, I could probably rustle up a pitchfork from somewhere.” His lips quirk, and Garibaldi just knows the creature is laughing at him.

And that’s when Garibaldi decides to go with it. “I don’t care what you look like. You can wear a rubber chicken on your head if that’s what floats your boat. A buddy of mine told me you could make deals. That true?”
B5  Supernatural  fiction  Dean-Winchester  Garibaldi  crossover  gen  angst 
august 2008 by oxoniensis
Climbing up the Walls by obsessive24 (SPN/Firefly/Heroes, Dean/Sam, Simon/River, Nathan/Peter, vid)
Fandom: Supernatural, Firefly/Serenity, Heroes Song/Artist: Climbing up the Walls by Radiohead Duration: 4:21 minutes Summary: Siblings. "I am the pick in the ice."
Supernatural  Firefly  Heroes  video  Dean/Sam  Simon/River  Nathan/Peter  Dean-Winchester  Sam-Winchester  incest  crossover  slash  het  angst 
august 2008 by oxoniensis
Ten Synonyms for Sensational by pogrebin (Doctor Who/HP, Ten, Draco, PG, 1,210 words)
“It’s bigger on the inside, eh?” The Doctor said, cheerfully, as the TARDIS crackled to light and life. “Mmm,” Draco agreed, non-commitally. “Impressive. If you’re into tacky Extending Charms.” “The TARDIS exists in multiple dimensions of space that overlap precariously to create the illusion of a fixed point in any given time-stream that we choose to physically manifest into.” Draco listened politely and then raised an eyebrow. “Right. And you choose to-- ah-- physically manifest as a Victorian police-box?” The Doctor grinned again. “Yeah. Tacky.”
Dr-Who  HP  fiction  Ten  Draco  crossover  humour  gen  slash 
august 2008 by oxoniensis
Hell (And Binky) Follows With Him by anon (SPN/Discworld, Dean, Sam, Death, Binky, PG-13, 3,976 words)
There’s been a big mistake here." Sam approximated the size of the mistake with two outstretched arms. "Like, massive mistake." He pointed at Dean. "He dropped his Zippo."
Supernatural  Discworld  fiction  Dean-Winchester  Sam-Winchester  Death  crossover  gen 
august 2008 by oxoniensis
On This End of The Telescope (You're Mostly a Ghost) by anon (Harry Potter/Dr Who, Ten, Donna, the Trio, G, 2,261 words)
'Right then, where to next?'

'You choose.'

'I always choose.'

'Like you mind, bossy. Anyway, works more like you suggest, I agree, and then we end up somewhere entirely different.'

The Doctor manages to look wounded. 'I am perfectly capable of arriving precisely where I'd like to, thank you very much.'
HP  Dr-Who  fiction  Ten  Donna-Noble  Harry  Hermione  Ron  crossover  gen 
august 2008 by oxoniensis
Breaking the Shell by Jayne Leitch (Iron Man/Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles, Tony, Cameron, teen, 1,389 words)
Tony hovers in the dark, a hundred feet off the ground, watching a girl stand in the wreckage of the arc reactor. She doesn't move; after a while, tired of the view of the back of her head, he twitches his left palm and drifts slowly to a position that gi
IronMan  SCC  fiction  Tony-Stark  Cameron  crossover  gen  het 
july 2008 by oxoniensis
I'm your Man by charmax (multifandom, f/f, vid)
Source: Victor/Victoria, Tipping the Velvet, Twelfth Night, Sylvia Scarlett, Star Trek Voyager, Xena, She's The Man, Bound, Thelma & Louise, Buffy, Bionic Woman, Battlestar Galactica, Calamity Jane, Deadwood, DEBS, Women's Murder Club, Hex, The L Word etc
Twelth-Night  BtVS  Bionic-Woman  Lost  BSG  DEBS  Dark-Angel  Alias  QAF-US  video  crossover  femmeslash 
july 2008 by oxoniensis
Five authors who didn't write Stargate Atlantis by rhymer23 (SGA, team and others, PG, 3,000 words)
The inhabitants of Atlantis are emigrants from a mostly harmless planet who happened to step through a giant wormhole, much to the consternation of the giant worms, and spend their days prodding things, saying, "ooh, I wonder what happens if I do that?"
SGA  fiction  McKay  Sheppard  Emmagen  Dex  crossover  crack  humour  gen 
july 2008 by oxoniensis
End of the world on April Fools by caenozoic (X-Files/Supernatural, Dean/Mulder, R, 2,281 words)
So Agent Fox Mulder finds himself sitting in a bar on the side of the road, sitting beside a guy in a leather jacket, drunkenly singing along to Joe Cocker and can't find, for the life of him, a single thing wrong with that.
Supernatural  X-Files  fiction  Dean-Winchester  Mulder  Dean/Mulder  crossover  slash  firsttime 
july 2008 by oxoniensis
5 Characters That Never Were The Slayer by crackers4jenn (BtVS/GG/SPN/VM/The Office/Bridget Jones, various, PG, 3,891 words)
"Are you perhaps nearing a point yet?"

Lorelai started to frown. "My point got smooshed to pieces by your unenthusiasm. It's a sad, smooshy point now."

"How terribly disconcerting."
BtVS  The-Office  VM  Gilmore-Girls  Bridget-Jones-Diary  Supernatural  fiction  Giles  Lorelai  Dwight  Dean-Winchester  Bridget-Jones  Angel  Logan  crossover  gen  humour 
may 2008 by oxoniensis
Counterpoint by anjali_organna (BSG/TWW, ensemble, G, 3,238 words)
"A spaceship."

"It's holding steady," Nancy said, "and hasn't made any movement toward the planet since we first detected it."

"I bet you felt a little ridiculous saying that, didn't you Nancy?"
BSG  West-Wing  fiction  Josh-Lyman  Bartlet  Leo  Roslin  Kara-Thrace  Lee-Adama  crossover  gen 
may 2008 by oxoniensis
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