oxoniensis + crossover 128
Living In The Future by Closer (Marvel, Steve/Tony, Clint/Phil, Peter/Pepper, mature, 36,279 words)
8 days ago by oxoniensis
Eighteen-year-old Tony Stark is the boy genius who woke Captain America, and now he's stuck with him. That's not a bad thing, but between Steve's wide-eyed wonder at the new world and Tony's little fanboy crush, the awkwardness just keeps happening.
Marvel
The-Avengers
fiction
Steve-Rogers
Tony-Stark
Clint-Barton
Phil-Coulson
Peter-Parker
Pepper-Potts
Steve-Rogers/Tony-Stark
Barton/Coulson
slash
het
crossover
8 days ago by oxoniensis
untitled by iamjabberwok (Generation Kill/Doctor Who, Nate/Ten, PG, 763 words)
22 days ago by oxoniensis
His first words on the Tardis were, “Does she run on gas?” The Tardis liked him immediately. She’s run more smoothly since Nate came on board. They still miss their destination, but it’s by decades and miles rather than centuries and lightyears. [Locked post, but community membership is open and unmoderated.]
Dr-Who
GenerationKill
fiction
Nate-Fick
Ten
crossover
gen
slash
22 days ago by oxoniensis
Cat's in the Cradle by daasgrrl (House/Sherlock/Fortysomething, Sherlock, House, vid)
12 weeks ago by oxoniensis
In the beginning, there was Sherlock Holmes. And Holmes brought forth the brilliant doctor House, embodied by the lovely Hugh Laurie. Who prior to that in Fortysomething played a slightly less brilliant doctor, Paul Slippery, who begat three sons, the eldest of whom was played by the equally-lovely-if-somewhat-peculiarly-named Benedict Cumberbatch. Who of course grew up to play Sherlock. And the Universe looked upon its work and pronounced it good.
HouseMD
Sherlock
video
Holmes
House
crossover
gen
12 weeks ago by oxoniensis
The Idle Pleasures of These Days by sabinelagrande (Richard III/The Avengers, Lord Rivers/Tony Stark, explicit 1,481 words)
february 2012 by oxoniensis
The resemblance between him and Lord Rivers has been remarked upon more than once, and Tony's still deciding if that's a good or a bad thing. He's pleased by the fact that the tabloids mistake them for each other, when Rivers is fifteen years younger than he is- mixed blessing, though, because sometimes, given grainy tabloid photographs, Obadiah and Pepper don't believe him when he says it's not really him.
And then there was that time in Ibiza; Tony still legitimately doesn't know which one of them that was.
Richard-III-Shakespeare
The-Avengers
IronMan
Marvel
fiction
Tony-Stark
Lord-Rivers
Lord-Rivers/Tony-Stark
slash
crossover
firsttime
And then there was that time in Ibiza; Tony still legitimately doesn't know which one of them that was.
february 2012 by oxoniensis
Fatal to Posterity by angevin2 (Richard II - Shakespeare/Richard III - Shakespeare, Richard III, Richard II, teen, 857 words)
february 2012 by oxoniensis
Richard not-yet-III gets a cryptic visitor. Wackiness ensues.
Richard-II-Shakespeare
Richard-III-Shakespeare
fiction
Richard-II
Richard-III
gen
crossover
crack
february 2012 by oxoniensis
Grace Under Pressure (Or Lack Thereof) by Aramley (Sherlock/Thick of It, Mycroft, Malcolm, teen, 1,740 words)
february 2012 by oxoniensis
Malcolm Tucker works for the government. Mycroft Holmes just happens to be it.
Sherlock
Thick-Of-It
fiction
Mycroft
Malcolm-Tucker
crossover
humour
gen
february 2012 by oxoniensis
A Method of Soul-Talking by antistar-e (The Demon's Lexicon/His Dark Materials, Alan, Nick, Mae, Jamie, PGish, 5,400 words)
january 2012 by oxoniensis
Demons don't have daemons. Daemons are everything a demon is not: soul, light, language.
His-Dark-Materials
Demon's-Lexicon
fiction
Nick-Ryves
Alan-Ryves
Nick/Alan
Mae
Jamie
gen
slash
crossover
january 2012 by oxoniensis
Synergy by AirgiodSLV (Inception/Criminal Minds, Arthur, Eames, Reid, ensemble, teen, 40,100 words)
december 2011 by oxoniensis
There’s only one team member that the Fischer and Rothchild jobs had in common, which means only one person who could theoretically tie the two cases together.
Whatever the FBI knows, Eames wants to know it, too.
Criminal-Minds
Inception
fiction
Eames
Arthur
Spencer-Reid
ensemble
Arthur/Spencer-Reid
casefile
gen
slash
crossover
Whatever the FBI knows, Eames wants to know it, too.
december 2011 by oxoniensis
Dropping By by ana_grrl (Torchwood/Firefly, ensemble, Jack/various, PG-13, 3,300 words)
august 2011 by oxoniensis
Jayne’s used to dead bodies, but he ain’t used to them falling out of the sky and then waking up.
Firefly
Torchwood
fiction
Jack-Harkness
Kaylee
Jayne
Mal
Jack-Harkness/Kaylee
Jack-Harkness/Jayne/Kaylee
slash
het
threesome
humour
crossover
august 2011 by oxoniensis
Let It Ride by nevcolleil (Suits/Supernatural, Mike/Harvey, PG-13, 835 words)
august 2011 by oxoniensis
He’s exactly the kinda guy Mike should hate. With his manicured hands… and his pompous smirks… (Yeah, Mike knows words like ‘pompous’. He scored an 825 on the Harvard LSATs. He’s an idiot who got himself sent to prison for distributing narcotics, but he’s not stupid.)
Suits
Supernatural
fiction
Mike-Ross
Harvey-Specter
Harvey/Mike
slash
crossover
AU
firsttime
august 2011 by oxoniensis
Hands Away by chaila and beccatoria (Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles/Fringe, Sarah/Olivia, vid)
june 2011 by oxoniensis
Music: Interpol
Summary: I can't reach you.
Notes: Stream (Blip) | Download (Mediafire, ~55mb, .avi).
Fringe
SCC
video
Sarah-Connor
Olivia-Dunham
Sarah-Connor/Olivia-Dunham
crossover
femmeslash
Summary: I can't reach you.
Notes: Stream (Blip) | Download (Mediafire, ~55mb, .avi).
june 2011 by oxoniensis
I Used to Live Alone Before I Knew You by etothepii (Sherlock, John/Sherlock, Mycroft, PG-13, 11,000 words)
june 2011 by oxoniensis
Where Mycroft is an angel, Sherlock is a demon, and John is still John. [Good Omens fusion. American English.]
Sherlock
fiction
Holmes
Watson
Mycroft
Holmes/Watson
crossover
AU
slash
firsttime
june 2011 by oxoniensis
A Most Exemplary Captain by edoraslass (Inception/Temeraire, ensemble, G, 911 words)
april 2011 by oxoniensis
“Oh, that’s lovely,” Mallorie said enviously as she peered at the heavy copper-and-opal collar around Eames’ neck. “It suits you so beautifully.”
Eames puffed out his chest under her admiration. “He has exquisite taste, does he not?” he said proudly, turning to and fro so that the sunlight might catch the opals and set them ablaze like small bursting fires. He knew very well how impressive the effect was against his crimson hide. “He had it made particularly for me; he took one of my scales to the jeweler to make certain the colours were correct.”
Inception
Temeraire-series
fiction
ensemble
Eames
Yusuf
Mallorie
Arthur
gen
crossover
Eames puffed out his chest under her admiration. “He has exquisite taste, does he not?” he said proudly, turning to and fro so that the sunlight might catch the opals and set them ablaze like small bursting fires. He knew very well how impressive the effect was against his crimson hide. “He had it made particularly for me; he took one of my scales to the jeweler to make certain the colours were correct.”
april 2011 by oxoniensis
A Strange New Story Every Time by gyzym (Veronica Mars, Logan/Veronica, NC-17, 19,295 words)
february 2011 by oxoniensis
"Veronica Mars," he says, recovering himself by adopting a terrible southern accent, "as I live and breathe."
Her mouth works soundlessly for a second, and Logan flashes wildly on the thought that she's going to punch him in the face. Which--it's not like she's ever actually done that, not like he's ever been particularly frightened of her physically…but. But there's a difference, he recognizes hazily, between Veronica Mars and The Legend of Veronica Mars, and he's spent rather less time with the former than the latter in recent years.
VM
White-Collar
fiction
Logan/Veronica
Logan
Veronica
Peter-Burke
Neal-Caffrey
het
futurefic
crossover
Her mouth works soundlessly for a second, and Logan flashes wildly on the thought that she's going to punch him in the face. Which--it's not like she's ever actually done that, not like he's ever been particularly frightened of her physically…but. But there's a difference, he recognizes hazily, between Veronica Mars and The Legend of Veronica Mars, and he's spent rather less time with the former than the latter in recent years.
february 2011 by oxoniensis
A Lesson in Uselessness by Anon (Beauty and the Beast/Alice In Wonderland, Alice, Belle, G, 1965 words)
december 2010 by oxoniensis
Someday perhaps Alice too would be a person who Knew Things, and she and Belle and her sister would sit in the fancy chairs that children must never sit in, and sip watery tea from delicate cups, and talk about how much they knew.
“I know about the history of words,” Alice would say. “ ‘Establishment’ is derived from ‘blishment’, meaning ‘a judgment made by a blish,’ which is a kind of fish. The prefix ‘Est’ is a shortening of ‘estuary,’ which in this word signifies the collection of the blishes into a single body of water, and, symbolically, the collection of their judgments into a single judgmental unit.”
AliceInWonderland
BeautyAndTheBeast
fiction
Belle
Alice
gen
crossover
yuletide
“I know about the history of words,” Alice would say. “ ‘Establishment’ is derived from ‘blishment’, meaning ‘a judgment made by a blish,’ which is a kind of fish. The prefix ‘Est’ is a shortening of ‘estuary,’ which in this word signifies the collection of the blishes into a single body of water, and, symbolically, the collection of their judgments into a single judgmental unit.”
december 2010 by oxoniensis
A Study in Time by di-br (Sherlock/Doctor Who, Sherlock, Watson, Doctor, vid)
december 2010 by oxoniensis
After strange events start happening across London, Sherlock and John soon find out that a certain Time Lord is the key to all of them. But that is just the tip of the iceberg.
Sherlock
video
Sherlock-Holmes
Watson
Doctor
crossover
gen
Dr-Who
december 2010 by oxoniensis
Someone on Whom by catslash (Doctor Who/Sherlock, Watson, Holmes, Saxon, PG, 2,400 words)
november 2010 by oxoniensis
It takes months for the package to reach England from South Africa. Smuggling anything is hard enough as it is under the watchful - and sadistic - gaze of the Toclafane; even something simple, food or cigarettes or a bottle of booze, will get a person killed if they're caught.
Doctor John Watson isn't sure what would happen to someone caught smuggling a lightning-fried Toclafane, but he'd bet it would involve a not-very-pleasant trip to the Valiant to meet Harold Saxon in person.
Sherlock
Dr-Who
fiction
Sherlock-Holmes
Watson
Master
gen
crossover
angst
Doctor John Watson isn't sure what would happen to someone caught smuggling a lightning-fried Toclafane, but he'd bet it would involve a not-very-pleasant trip to the Valiant to meet Harold Saxon in person.
november 2010 by oxoniensis
Life During Wartime by Aramley (West Wing/Thick of It, CJ, Malcolm Tucker, ensemble, mature, 3,696 words)
november 2010 by oxoniensis
"Thing is, we were wondering if you could maybe tone it down a bit."
She stares at him. "Tone it down."
"Yeah," he says. "See, your guy gets up there and talks about fucking macroeconomic destabilisation or some bollocks and the PM's got to follow by whipping out his wee intellectual cock and waving it about a bit. And nobody wants to see that, darling, it's fucking tragic, understand?"
West-Wing
ThickOfIt
fiction
CJ
Malcolm-Tucker
crossover
gen
She stares at him. "Tone it down."
"Yeah," he says. "See, your guy gets up there and talks about fucking macroeconomic destabilisation or some bollocks and the PM's got to follow by whipping out his wee intellectual cock and waving it about a bit. And nobody wants to see that, darling, it's fucking tragic, understand?"
november 2010 by oxoniensis
Skybird by windswept_fic (Inception/White Collar, Neal, Arthur/Eames, PG-13, 34,000 words)
november 2010 by oxoniensis
Arthur and Eames adopt a kid and raise that kid into Neal Caffrey.
Inception
White-Collar
fiction
Neal-Caffrey
Arthur
Arthur/Eames
Eames
slash
crossover
november 2010 by oxoniensis
I Lie, I Cheat, I Steal (and I Just Don't Get Any Respect) by fiercelydreamed (White Collar/Leverage, ensemble, PGish, 7,000 words)
july 2010 by oxoniensis
As with so many other things that have gone off the rails in the last year, it starts like this:
"All right," Nate says, and smacks his hands together. "Let's go steal a con artist."
White-Collar
Leverage
fiction
Parker
Hardison
Eliot
Sophie
Neal-Caffrey
Peter-Burke
Elizabeth-Burke
ensemble
Nathan-Ford
gen
crossover
"All right," Nate says, and smacks his hands together. "Let's go steal a con artist."
july 2010 by oxoniensis
Rebuild the Bridges in Your Mind by st_aurafina (X-Men/House, Chase, House, Stryker, PG-13, 25,596 words)
june 2010 by oxoniensis
Chase was a student at Xavier's School for Gifted Youngsters. Time and personal differences mean that he's estranged from his former friends, the X-Men. Now he moonlights as a doctor for vigilantes and mutants at a clinic in NYC, but he's juggling so many secrets that his past is sure to catch up with him soon.
HouseMD
X-Men
fiction
Robert-Chase
House
Jason-Stryker
Scott-Summers
AU
gen
crossover
slash
june 2010 by oxoniensis
The Easy Men by buffyaddict (Band of Brothers/The Book Thief, Toye, Liebgott, Skip, Hoobler, Death, Max, PG-13, 4,000 words)
april 2010 by oxoniensis
I disapprove of nicknames, but in this particular story, I will use them. For the sake of brevity, not familiarity, and certainly not out of any misguided feelings of affection.
* * * A FINAL STATEMENT: * * *
In the spirit of honesty, I feel I must tell you the last sentence of the previous paragraph is a lie.
BandofBrothers
TheBookThief
fiction
ensemble
gen
crossover
* * * A FINAL STATEMENT: * * *
In the spirit of honesty, I feel I must tell you the last sentence of the previous paragraph is a lie.
april 2010 by oxoniensis
Holmes at Sea by wheres-walnut (Sherlock Holmes, Holmes, Watson, PG, art)
march 2010 by oxoniensis
Discoveries at sea, swash buckling, strip poker, and the occasional sea creature. Illustrations cataloging a week at sea for Holmes, Watson and crew.
Sherlock-Holmes
art
Holmes
Watson
Holmes/Watson
AU
crossover
slash
gen
march 2010 by oxoniensis
Solid Soul by nightanddaze (True Blood/Generation Kill, Godric/Eric, Eric/Nate, Nate/Brad, PG-13, 5,264 words)
march 2010 by oxoniensis
The moon is higher now, and there are light footsteps coming around the corner. Godric waits, until he sees Nathaniel Fick pass from the darkness through the light and back into the dark again. He runs the same loop almost every night, at the same time, as precise as a clock.
Godric does not watch him go, but he listens to the gravel scrape under Nate’s shoes as he runs down an alley, still looking at the light.
GenerationKill
True-Blood
fiction
Eric/Nate
Brad/Nate
Eric/Godric
Godric
Nate-Fick
slash
crossover
Godric does not watch him go, but he listens to the gravel scrape under Nate’s shoes as he runs down an alley, still looking at the light.
march 2010 by oxoniensis
Anything but a boy at the bar by beckaandzac (SPN/Gilmore Girls, Sam & Dean/Rory, NC-17, 1,359 words)
march 2010 by oxoniensis
For tonight Sam can be the guy who picks up girls in a bar, and she can be the girl who gets picked up, and tomorrow they can each be someone else.
Supernatural
Gilmore-Girls
fiction
Sam/Dean/Rory
Sam-Winchester
Dean-Winchester
Rory
het
crossover
threesome
march 2010 by oxoniensis
The Hamlet Effect by normalhumanbein (Merlin/Torchwood, Merlin, Arthur, Jack, ensemble, PG-13, 8,056 words)
february 2010 by oxoniensis
And so it came to pass that, on the third day of the second week of the sixth month of his time in Camelot, Jack Harkness came face to face with the Great Dragon for the first time.
Merlin2008
Torchwood
fiction
Arthur/Merlin
Arthur
Merlin
Jack-Harkness
Jack/Ianto
ensemble
crossover
crack
slash
firsttime
february 2010 by oxoniensis
Eats You Up Inside by nightanddaze (Generation Kill/Day of the Dead (2008), Brad/Bud, NC-17, 1,366 words)
february 2010 by oxoniensis
Brad looks up, and he stares. It’s Nate. Or it would be if Nate went back in time a few years, taught himself to give off pussy vibes and then joined the Army.
GenerationKill
DayoftheDead
fiction
Brad-Colbert
Bud-Crain
Ray-Person
slash
crossover
angst
firsttime
february 2010 by oxoniensis
Kick and Slide by lastwingedthing (Battlestar Galactica/Generation Kill, Brad/Kara, NC-17, 3,172 words)
february 2010 by oxoniensis
“You gonna keep staring like that all night, soldier, or are you gonna come over here and do something about it?” She’s grinning as she stares right back at Brad, bright and sharp like a slice of sunlight in the room; arrogant and cocky and a little bit crazy, not to mention gorgeous as hell. Fuck it, Brad has been staring, and he’ll be fucked if he’s gonna back down now.
GenerationKill
BSG
fiction
Brad/Kara
Brad-Colbert
Kara-Thrace
het
PWP
crossover
february 2010 by oxoniensis
As we know it by noelia_g (Castle/Sarah Connor Chronicles, Alexis/John, PG-13, 351 words)
january 2010 by oxoniensis
Alexis Castle is a small redheaded thing; you wouldn’t believe that’s the woman who’s been running the New York Resistance cell for the last two years.
“You’re not at all what I imagined,” John tells her and she smiles wryly, her light blue eyes looking him over, still cold with some degree of suspicion. “You know, the intel that’s been coming in,” he adds and it doesn’t help much, but the corner of her mouth rises slightly. John sighs. “I thought you’d be taller,” he says finally.
SCC
Castle
fiction
John-Connor
Alexis-Castle
John/Alexis
crossover
futurefic
het
“You’re not at all what I imagined,” John tells her and she smiles wryly, her light blue eyes looking him over, still cold with some degree of suspicion. “You know, the intel that’s been coming in,” he adds and it doesn’t help much, but the corner of her mouth rises slightly. John sighs. “I thought you’d be taller,” he says finally.
january 2010 by oxoniensis
This Is How The Universe Ends by perryvic &shewhoguards (Torchwood/Discworld, Death/Jack Harkness/Universe, teen, 3,828 words)
january 2010 by oxoniensis
EXCUSE ME, he said, not impolitely. BUT YOU ARE HOLDING UP THE END OF THE UNIVERSE.
Torchwood
Discworld
fiction
Jack-Harkness
Death
gen
humour
angst
crossover
january 2010 by oxoniensis
Ooooops by xenakis (Merlin/surprise, Arthur, Merlin, G, art)
december 2009 by oxoniensis
Merlin, when I said 'get us out of this nest of giant spiders', I did not, in fact, mean 'please erase the fabric of reality itself'.
Merlin2008
art
Merlin
Arthur
comic-strip
crossover
humour
december 2009 by oxoniensis
The War in the Books by anon (Generation Kill/Bones, Brad/Nate, Walt, Ray, Bones ensemble, R, 9,600 words)
december 2009 by oxoniensis
"This is not a typical recon Marine operation," Nate says, serenely, refusing to take Ray's bait.
GenerationKill
Bones
fiction
Brad/Nate
Brad-Colbert
Nate-Fick
Walt-Hasser
Ray-Person
ensemble
slash
firsttime
crossover
december 2009 by oxoniensis
The Supernatural Theory by Trolleys (Supernatural, Big Bang Theory, Sam, Dean, Sheldon, G, art)
november 2009 by oxoniensis
Sam and Dean trapped in The Big Bang Theory.
Supernatural
Big-Bang-Theory
art
Dean-Winchester
Sam-Winchester
Sheldon
crossover
humour
november 2009 by oxoniensis
five and a half people that james t kirk never succeeded in seducing by fahye (Star Trek, Avatar, Naruto, Merlin, etc, Kirk/Spock, teen, 2,533 words)
november 2009 by oxoniensis
five and a half people that james t kirk never succeeded in seducing
& one he did
(sort of)
(mostly)
(whatever, it counted)
Star-Trek
Avatar
Naruto
Merlin2008
The-Road-to-El-Dorado
St-Trinians
fiction
Kirk/Spock
crossover
humour
crack
slash
firsttime
& one he did
(sort of)
(mostly)
(whatever, it counted)
november 2009 by oxoniensis
Accessories by halcyon_shift (White Collar/Leverage, Neal, Hardison, Mozzie, G, 1,440 words)
november 2009 by oxoniensis
Neal's so over federal fashion accessories, Hardison's in love and Mozzie's probably raiding the liquor cabinet while no one's looking
White-Collar
Leverage
fiction
Neal-Caffrey
Hardison
crossover
gen
humour
november 2009 by oxoniensis
Sing Morning Out Of Night by Copperbadge (Torchwood/Dr Who/Sarah Jane Adventures, ensemble, 31,000 words)
september 2009 by oxoniensis
A strange deck of Tarot cards, a dying TARDIS, and UNIT's invasion of a coastal Welsh village lead Torchwood to investigate the disappearance of the Doctor, with some help from Sarah Jane and Luke Smith. This is a new incarnation of the Doctor, however, and none of them are prepared for what they find as they unravel the mystery.
Dr-Who
Torchwood
Sarah-Jane-Adventures
fiction
ensemble
Jack-Harkness
Jack/Ianto
Gwen
Ianto
Doctor
crossover
gen
slash
futurefic
september 2009 by oxoniensis
Artificial by chopsticks (House MD/Stargate Atlantis, House, Weir, PG, 2,016 words)
september 2009 by oxoniensis
"So, how come you're not off saving another galaxy right now?" He knows the amused tone will anger her, because there is nothing worse than having someone taunt you for the reality you've created.
"Because I'm dead," she replies easily, jumping her red piece to edge of his side of the board. "King me."
SGA
fiction
HouseMD
Weir
House
crossover
gen
"Because I'm dead," she replies easily, jumping her red piece to edge of his side of the board. "King me."
september 2009 by oxoniensis
Close Your Eyes and Think of England by monimala (Veronica Mars/Casino Royale 2006, Veronica/James, adult, 3,075 words)
august 2009 by oxoniensis
"I'm Veronica. Veronica Mars," she replied, copying his tone exactly, down to the smug note of 'you should be impressed.'
"Veronica, you're not marring anything. You're perfect," he growled. And since it was more than three words, she got the full force of a ridiculously sexy British accent. The kind that needed to come with a 'Warning: May cause dizziness' label.
God save her from bored continental playboys. She widened her eyes, pulling out her old stand-by, the bubble headed flirt voice. "So, if I were to return the compliment, would I, like, be making a bondage joke?"
VM
Bond
fiction
Veronica
James-Bond
James/Veronica
het
humour
crossover
"Veronica, you're not marring anything. You're perfect," he growled. And since it was more than three words, she got the full force of a ridiculously sexy British accent. The kind that needed to come with a 'Warning: May cause dizziness' label.
God save her from bored continental playboys. She widened her eyes, pulling out her old stand-by, the bubble headed flirt voice. "So, if I were to return the compliment, would I, like, be making a bondage joke?"
august 2009 by oxoniensis
Bluebird by Basingstoke (Torchwood/Addams Family (movies), Jack/Ianto, Gwen, Rhys, Addams family, teen, 5,475 words)
august 2009 by oxoniensis
"It's been not nearly long enough," Ianto said. He held out his hands to the woman and kissed both cheeks. "I could have happily gone years without seeing you again. I may have to kill you all." Gwen blinked and looked at Jack, who had his eyebrows raised.
"Oh, Cousin Ian. Do you remember Wednesday? And these are Pugsley and Pubert; they weren't born when we visited last."
"You stole my pteranodon," the little girl said. There were razor blades in her voice.
"Prove it, maggot," Ianto replied.
Torchwood
Addams-Family
fiction
Jack/Ianto
Ianto
Jack-Harkness
Gwen
Rhys
Wednesday
Morticia
Fester
crossover
crack
slash
"Oh, Cousin Ian. Do you remember Wednesday? And these are Pugsley and Pubert; they weren't born when we visited last."
"You stole my pteranodon," the little girl said. There were razor blades in her voice.
"Prove it, maggot," Ianto replied.
august 2009 by oxoniensis
Can't Stop The Turtle by roga (Firefly/Discworld crossover, ensemble, PG, 4,000 words)
july 2009 by oxoniensis
Taking on a job commissioned by an orangutan may seem to veer from Mal's (admittedly abysmal) usual standards, but when it comes down to it, gold is gold, right?
Firefly
Discworld
fiction
Mal
Jayne
Kaylee
River
Vimes
Zoe
Wash
Book
Simon
gen
crossover
crack
humour
july 2009 by oxoniensis
Congrats, You've Met Your Match (The Space Captain Remix) by anon (Star Trek XI/SGA, Kirk/Sheppard, R, 3000 words)
july 2009 by oxoniensis
Point is, Sheppard means trouble. And Trouble is James T. Kirk's middle name. Give or take a few letters.
Star-Trek
SGA
fiction
Kirk
Sheppard
McCoy
Kirk/Sheppard
crossover
slash
humour
firsttime
july 2009 by oxoniensis
Just Dessert by tallulah_rasa (Pushing Daisies/SG-1, Ned, Daniel, Sam, Jack, Teal'c, Olive, G, 1,650 words)
june 2009 by oxoniensis
"Ow," Daniel said. "Ow, ow, ow." He tried sitting up, looked around in some confusion at the hospital room surrounding him, and sank back to the floor. "Usually it's a Waffle House," he murmured, and then, "Ow" as an afterthought.
"I'm so sorry," said the man standing across the room, nervously glancing at his watch. "This is all my fault. Well, not that you're here, and not in a Waffle House, which – well, I don't know whose fault that is. I don't understand that, to be perfectly honest. But the rest of it, which you don't actually know about, but I assure you is probably more confusing than not being in a Waffle House, is that--"
Daniel looked down at himself, and back up at the man. "Are you Tok'ra?" he broke in.
"No, I'm Ned," Ned said.
Pushing-Daisies
SG-1
fiction
Ned
Olive
Samantha-Carter
Daniel-Jackson
Teal'c
Jack-O'Neill
crossover
humour
gen
"I'm so sorry," said the man standing across the room, nervously glancing at his watch. "This is all my fault. Well, not that you're here, and not in a Waffle House, which – well, I don't know whose fault that is. I don't understand that, to be perfectly honest. But the rest of it, which you don't actually know about, but I assure you is probably more confusing than not being in a Waffle House, is that--"
Daniel looked down at himself, and back up at the man. "Are you Tok'ra?" he broke in.
"No, I'm Ned," Ned said.
june 2009 by oxoniensis
Cloud City Blues (in Eight Bars) by gnossienne_nr1 (Doctor Who/Star Wars, Donna, Lando Calrissian, Ten, PG, 2,800 words)
june 2009 by oxoniensis
The spot where they had parked the TARDIS earlier was suffering from a rather painful lack of time and space ships. Donna stared at the empty spot in front of her and tried to remember how to breathe. He left her. He bloody left her. That skinny, alien bastard.
You're going to love it, Donna, he'd said. A city in the clouds. It's absolutely beautiful!
Oh, it was beautiful, all right. Obviously the prettiness of the place must have gone to her head, otherwise she'd never have let the biggest trouble magnet in the universe out of her sight.
Dr-Who
Star-Wars
fiction
Donna-Noble
Ten
Lando-Calrissian
crossover
gen
You're going to love it, Donna, he'd said. A city in the clouds. It's absolutely beautiful!
Oh, it was beautiful, all right. Obviously the prettiness of the place must have gone to her head, otherwise she'd never have let the biggest trouble magnet in the universe out of her sight.
june 2009 by oxoniensis
the waste lands by vanitashaze (Doctor Who/SGA, River Song/The Doctor, PG-13, 5,405 words)
june 2009 by oxoniensis
It comes to her in the night, like a lover, a ghost. This dream she's had since childhood. Except that's not right - it doesn't feel like a dream, it never has, but more a blood-memory, a shur, something bad, something wicked. A nightmare. It always starts the same. A forest; trees scratching up the night sky, their shapes dark, sinister and their edges vague, like they're not even sure where they end or begin, their borders or existence. There's a man by her side, pale face lit up like a 'Lantean tower. Crooked nose and full lips. His color bleeds into the landscape, too. She loves him. "Run," she screams. They're running. "Hurry!" And she knows, suddenly, that they're not running. They're being chased.
Dr-Who
SGA
fiction
Doctor
Doctor/River
crossover
gen
het
june 2009 by oxoniensis
Shore Leave by thedeadparrot (Kings/Star Trek: Reboot, Jack/Kirk, adult, 1,513 words)
june 2009 by oxoniensis
Jack's not really sure what he's looking for in some dirty, backwards bar in Iowa of all places, but he's on break from Starfleet Academy, and the last thing he wants to do is visit Gilboa so his father can frown at his grades and tell him they're unacceptable for the future King.
Kings
Star-Trek
fiction
Jack-Benjamin
Kirk
Jack/Kirk
crossover
slash
PWP
firsttime
june 2009 by oxoniensis
Vala's Favourite Party Game 1/5 by Leyna (NCIS/Stargate SG-1, Ziva David/Vala Mal Doran, art)
june 2009 by oxoniensis
Steamy painting, probably NSFW.
NCIS
SG-1
art
Ziva
Vala
Ziva/Vala
femmeslash
crossover
june 2009 by oxoniensis
A Friend In Need by Fay (Good Omens/Supernatural, Aziraphale, Anna, Crowley, PG, 3,304 words)
may 2009 by oxoniensis
The archangel Anael, also known as Haniel, also known as The Angel of Pleasure, also known as That Wretched Strumpet Who Fell To Earth, also known as Anna, flexed her firey wings and cast a thoroughly worrying smile in his direction. “Aziraphale,” she said, in a voice strong enough to draw blood from human eardrums and so irresistible as to cause roses to burst into bloom in the middle of a frigid winter. “I need your help.”
Supernatural
Good-Omens
fiction
Aziraphale
Crowley
Anna
crossover
gen
may 2009 by oxoniensis
If It Could Be Held by cerebel (Iron Man/The Mentalist, Tony/Patrick, R, 1,668 words)
may 2009 by oxoniensis
“Does your nice house make you feel guilty?”
“No,” says Stark. “Do people hold it against you that you’re so handsome?”
“No,” returns Jane. “Do people hold it against you that you sold weapons to terrorists for most of your adult life?”
“I don’t know,” says Stark, “why don’t you ask them?”
“I would,” says Jane, “but I think they’re afraid of bodyguards in suits.”
slash
crossover
firsttime
IronMan
Tony-Stark
The-Mentalist
Patrick-Jane
Tony/Patrick
“No,” says Stark. “Do people hold it against you that you’re so handsome?”
“No,” returns Jane. “Do people hold it against you that you sold weapons to terrorists for most of your adult life?”
“I don’t know,” says Stark, “why don’t you ask them?”
“I would,” says Jane, “but I think they’re afraid of bodyguards in suits.”
may 2009 by oxoniensis
And I'm Hungry Like The... Thing by Livia (Psych/Due South, Gus, Shawn, Diefenbaker, G, 1,150 words)
april 2009 by oxoniensis
"I don't really want the wolf to be my new partner, Shawn. Why would I want a wolf as my new partner?"
fiction
gen
crossover
humour
Psych
Shawn
Due-South
Gus
Diefenbaker
april 2009 by oxoniensis
The You And Whose Army Job by liviapenn (Leverage/Stargate Atlantis, Eliot, Teyla, PG, 3,450 words)
april 2009 by oxoniensis
"This is how you talk to women?" says Hardison from the peanut gallery. "Really?"
fiction
gen
crossover
Leverage
Eliot
Hardison
Parker
SGA
Emmagan
april 2009 by oxoniensis
untitled by idyll (NCIS/Burn Notice, Tony/Michael, adult, 1,290 words)
march 2009 by oxoniensis
Tony goes to the bar then and gets a drink--Coke mixed with locally made rum that's probably illegal but far better than anything found in a liquor store--and watches the clock. When it hits midnight, he tips his glass in a half-toast to a ghost. "Here's thinking of you, Paula," he says under his breath, then downs the drink in one swallow.
He has a tradition for Kate, too, on the anniversary of her death. He thinks he might have one for Jeanne by the end of the year, because even though she's still alive, still breathing, she's still someone he's lost.
fiction
slash
crossover
NCIS
Tony-Dinozzo
Michael
Burn-Notice
Tony/Michael
He has a tradition for Kate, too, on the anniversary of her death. He thinks he might have one for Jeanne by the end of the year, because even though she's still alive, still breathing, she's still someone he's lost.
march 2009 by oxoniensis
Five children that weren't...and one that was by amand-r (Doctor Who/Torchwood, various, teen, 3,771 words)
february 2009 by oxoniensis
"It's not the end of the world," he says softly, more softly than the other Doctor ever did. Rose rather appreciates the tone, despite the candor. "You know, we know a bit about that, right?" He pauses and his mouth presses against the back of Rose's head.
Out in the yard, her mum tackles dad and they roll about in the leaves, rakes forgotten.
"It feels like the end of something," she tells the window before turning away. Tony is at that androgynous age in which his belly laughs could be any child, any child in the world. In the universe.
fiction
slash
gen
Dr-Who
Jack-Harkness
Donna-Noble
angst
het
crossover
Torchwood
Rose
Ianto
Owen
Tosh
Martha
Jenny
Out in the yard, her mum tackles dad and they roll about in the leaves, rakes forgotten.
"It feels like the end of something," she tells the window before turning away. Tony is at that androgynous age in which his belly laughs could be any child, any child in the world. In the universe.
february 2009 by oxoniensis
Coeur d'coeurs by lyra_wing (Supernatural/Pushing Daisies, Dean, Sam, Emerson, PG, 2,900 words)
february 2009 by oxoniensis
The man shook his head. "I have to tell you, I'm not one to hand out praise willy-nilly. But I'll give it where it's deserved, and this is some damn good pie." He offered his hand over the counter to shake, and Dean took it. "I know the guy who used to own this place. Your pie is almost as good as his, and that's sayin' something. Damn shame he had to go run off and live happily ever after, but that's a whole other story. Name's Emerson Cod."
gen
fiction
crossover
Supernatural
Dean-Winchester
Sam-Winchester
Pushing-Daisies
Emerson
february 2009 by oxoniensis
The flexible concept of tomorrow by finisterre (X-Files/Doctor Who, Mulder, Donna, ~PG-13, 11,343 words)
february 2009 by oxoniensis
"Ma’am," he calls out. She turns around. She’s older than Scully, with a scowl on her narrow face. She’s muttering under her breath. "Ma’am, I need you to move away from the crash site. It could be dangerous."
"Should’ve known you’d be here, Mulder," she says, in an accent he immediately identifies as from London. "Great big trouble magnet, you are; just like him."
"How do you know my name?" he asks, the hairs on the back of his neck prickling.
gen
fiction
crossover
Dr-Who
Donna-Noble
X-Files
Mulder
"Should’ve known you’d be here, Mulder," she says, in an accent he immediately identifies as from London. "Great big trouble magnet, you are; just like him."
"How do you know my name?" he asks, the hairs on the back of his neck prickling.
february 2009 by oxoniensis
In Which Hardison Has An Unfortunate Meeting... by sparky77 (Leverage/Ocean's 11, team, PG, 1,278 words)
january 2009 by oxoniensis
“Come on, Hardison. It’s Vegas. What criminal doesn’t love Vegas?” Sophie said.
“Me.”
“You’re going, and that’s final,” Nate declared.
“When this all goes to hell, don’t blame me,” Hardison muttered.
gen
fiction
humour
crossover
O11
Leverage
Eliot
Hardison
Parker
Danny-Ocean
“Me.”
“You’re going, and that’s final,” Nate declared.
“When this all goes to hell, don’t blame me,” Hardison muttered.
january 2009 by oxoniensis
Begone by anon (Good Omens/Due South, Aziraphale, Crowley, Fraser/RayK, PG, 1,652 words)
december 2008 by oxoniensis
"You'll have to excuse him," Aziraphale told their assignment - Fraser - apologetically. "He has the manners of a - well."
Aziraphale waved a hand tellingly at Crowley. Crowley had evidently made very little effort for the sake of appearance; his wings were distinctly lopsided and his tail appeared to be held on with safety pins. The sunglasses had fallen by the wayside - not much point to them, when one was being obvious about these things - he had, however, managed to manufacture some tiny, tiny snakeskin shoes.
At least, one assumed those were shoes.
fiction
slash
firsttime
crossover
humour
romance
Good-Omens
Aziraphale
Crowley
Due-South
RayK/Fraser
Aziraphale waved a hand tellingly at Crowley. Crowley had evidently made very little effort for the sake of appearance; his wings were distinctly lopsided and his tail appeared to be held on with safety pins. The sunglasses had fallen by the wayside - not much point to them, when one was being obvious about these things - he had, however, managed to manufacture some tiny, tiny snakeskin shoes.
At least, one assumed those were shoes.
december 2008 by oxoniensis
Interdepartmental Cooperation by resonant (Due South/Chrestomanci, Fraser, Ray, Chrestomanci, G, 1000 words)
december 2008 by oxoniensis
"You do not grab the mysterious beans and take them into the storage closet without me, got it? Those are Chicago beans, and Chicago is going to be there when you deal with them."
gen
fiction
crossover
humour
Due-South
Fraser
RayK
Chrestomanci
december 2008 by oxoniensis
La Plus Ça Change by paperclipbitch (Torchwood/Robin Hood, Guy/Owen, PG-13, 1,000 words)
december 2008 by oxoniensis
The Rift is a bastard.
Owen says this aloud to the trees, listing every obscenity he knows and getting himself generally worked-up. The trees remain frustratingly composed, sending pretty trails of dappled light across the forest floor.
Finally, he gives up on being angry at the Rift, and decides to go and find out where he is.
Torchwood
Robin-Hood
fiction
Owen/Guy
crossover
slash
gen
humour
Owen says this aloud to the trees, listing every obscenity he knows and getting himself generally worked-up. The trees remain frustratingly composed, sending pretty trails of dappled light across the forest floor.
Finally, he gives up on being angry at the Rift, and decides to go and find out where he is.
december 2008 by oxoniensis
pretty maids all in a row by Aria (The Secret Garden/BtVS fusion, Mary, Dickon, Colin, OFC, PG. 5,586 words)
november 2008 by oxoniensis
Mary did not ask if Mrs Bathurst thought vampires were real. She did not care what Mrs Bathurst thought on this particular topic. "Should you like to hear one of Baital's stories?" she asked.
"No, Mary, I think we might return to lessons for a time before you go out to the garden," Mrs Bathurst said. And the subject seemed to be closed.
BtVS
The-Secret-Garden
fiction
Mary-Lennox
Dickon
Colin
crossover
gen
AU
"No, Mary, I think we might return to lessons for a time before you go out to the garden," Mrs Bathurst said. And the subject seemed to be closed.
november 2008 by oxoniensis
untitled by Jayne Leitch (Life/In Treatment, Dani, Charlie, Paul, PG, 1,176 words)
november 2008 by oxoniensis
He prefaces his question--the first words spoken since they traded spare greetings and introductions when she arrived--with the slight curve of a smile. "Is that your detective stare?"
It earns him a slow blink and a thoroughly disinterested tone. "What?"
"The way you're looking at me. Staring, as if you're prepared to wait all day. Is that the way you look when you interrogate suspects?"
"I wasn't aware I was staring. Sorry if it bothers you." And, yes, she's a professional at this, polite and chilly and just this side of obvious about being on the offensive.
Life
In-Treatment
fiction
Dani-Reese
Charlie
crossover
gen
coda
It earns him a slow blink and a thoroughly disinterested tone. "What?"
"The way you're looking at me. Staring, as if you're prepared to wait all day. Is that the way you look when you interrogate suspects?"
"I wasn't aware I was staring. Sorry if it bothers you." And, yes, she's a professional at this, polite and chilly and just this side of obvious about being on the offensive.
november 2008 by oxoniensis
The Royal Society by sam_storyteller (Torchwood/Discworld/Nero Wolfe/Lord Peter/HP/SGA/Jeeves&Wooster/Sherlock Holmes, PG, 2,031 words)
november 2008 by oxoniensis
There is a gap in the multiverse. It's mainly unremarked, and it's not very important, but then it serves its purpose. After all, the companions of great men and women must have somewhere to put their feet up as well, at the end of the day.
Torchwood
Discworld
HP
SGA
Jeeves-and-Wooster
fiction
Ianto
McKay
Remus
Jeeves
Vimes
Watson
crossover
humour
gen
november 2008 by oxoniensis
One Continuous Singular Incident in the Life of Faith Lehane by Ariafic (BtVS/DW, Ten, Faith, PG-13, 4,154 words)
november 2008 by oxoniensis
Faith stares. "You're kidding. You got a time machine?"
The Doctor leans against a coral strut and gives her a very serious look. "You'll never have been away. You can come back just a minute after you left."
"Well," says Faith. Her fingers itch and her spine tingles and goddamn, she needs a vacation. She can kick the Doctor's skinny ass if she needs to. Sometimes she hates how the world is so damn small. "What the hell," Faith says. "Why not."
The Doctor beams like the first sunrise after an apocalypse averted. "Welcome aboard, Faith."
Dr-Who
BtVS
fiction
Ten
Faith
crossover
gen
The Doctor leans against a coral strut and gives her a very serious look. "You'll never have been away. You can come back just a minute after you left."
"Well," says Faith. Her fingers itch and her spine tingles and goddamn, she needs a vacation. She can kick the Doctor's skinny ass if she needs to. Sometimes she hates how the world is so damn small. "What the hell," Faith says. "Why not."
The Doctor beams like the first sunrise after an apocalypse averted. "Welcome aboard, Faith."
november 2008 by oxoniensis
High School Musical 4: College Musical by with_a_kay (SPN/High School Musical, Dean/Sam, PG-13, 5,484 words
october 2008 by oxoniensis
"Two of the musical kids? Spontaneously combusted. Doesn't say it's got anything to do with the dancing, but seriously. Two plus two."
Sam swallows his sweet and sour pork hard. "Demon?"
"A dancing demon?" asks Dean skeptically.
"Yeah, something isn't right there."
Supernatural
High-School-Musical
fiction
Dean/Sam
Dean-Winchester
Sam-Winchester
crossover
humour
firsttime
slash
incest
Sam swallows his sweet and sour pork hard. "Demon?"
"A dancing demon?" asks Dean skeptically.
"Yeah, something isn't right there."
october 2008 by oxoniensis
The Trouble With Harry by azarsuerte (NCIS/Doctor Who, Abby, Ten, Martha, team, PG-13, 26,491 words)
october 2008 by oxoniensis
Abby's past and present collide when she and a missing Admiral they're searching for turn out to have a mutual friend--the Doctor.
NCIS
Dr-Who
fiction
Abby
Ten
Martha
Jethro-Gibbs
Tony-DiNozzo
Tim-McGee
Ziva
Ducky
crossover
gen
casefile
october 2008 by oxoniensis
But What Are Your Thoughts on Yao by Chash (Bones/SPN, Booth, Brennan, Dean/Sam, R, 1,800 words)
october 2008 by oxoniensis
"Are you seriously telling me to sleep with my brother?"
"Yes."
"He's my brother."
"He's also your partner and the only person with whom you have significant contact at this point."
"We're related!"
"Many of the cultural taboos associated with incest are related to reproduction," says Dr. Brennan. "Since you and your brother are incapable of reproducing, being related isn't actually a problem."
Supernatural
Bones
fiction
Dean/Sam
Dean-Winchester
Sam-Winchester
Booth
Brennan
crossover
humour
slash
incest
firsttime
"Yes."
"He's my brother."
"He's also your partner and the only person with whom you have significant contact at this point."
"We're related!"
"Many of the cultural taboos associated with incest are related to reproduction," says Dr. Brennan. "Since you and your brother are incapable of reproducing, being related isn't actually a problem."
october 2008 by oxoniensis
A disturbing lack of faith by fleshflutter (Supernatural (Star Wars fusion), mild Sam/Dean, PG, 2,700 words)
september 2008 by oxoniensis
A tiny white light on the console blinks on and off silently.
On, off… on, off… on, off…
Dean's eyes crack open, fix blearily upon the light. His cheek is flat against the controls of the navigation panel, the keys no doubt imprinting their shapes into his skin. After a moment of continued nothing, he sits up and looks about the cockpit. No one but him. The ship seems to be running itself, albeit without a course set. It's just – just drifting.
Supernatural
Star-Wars
fiction
Dean-Winchester
Sam-Winchester
Ruby
Bobby
AU
slash
gen
crossover
On, off… on, off… on, off…
Dean's eyes crack open, fix blearily upon the light. His cheek is flat against the controls of the navigation panel, the keys no doubt imprinting their shapes into his skin. After a moment of continued nothing, he sits up and looks about the cockpit. No one but him. The ship seems to be running itself, albeit without a course set. It's just – just drifting.
september 2008 by oxoniensis
Death and the Definitely-Not-A-Maiden by anon (Torchwood/Discworld, Jack Harkness, Death, teen, 3,678 words)
september 2008 by oxoniensis
“Since we keep meeting like this, shouldn't we get to know each other?”
Jack woke up, but the conversation was only shortly interrupted as the nice lady from Torchwood killed him again.
I RARELY MEET PEOPLE MORE THAN ONCE.
“Well aren't I the lucky guy then?”
A bucket of water to the face and Jack was back in the land of the living. A bullet in the head and he was back with Death.
“Why do you keep turning up anyway? It's not like I stay dead.”
DUTY.
That was the last he saw of Death for a few days. But Jack rarely stayed out of trouble for long.
IT IS A NICE DAY. THERE IS LITTLE RAIN.
“What?”
I BELIEVE ACQUAINTANCES ARE SUPPOSED TO EXCHANGE PLEASANTRIES.
Torchwood
Discworld
fiction
Jack-Harkness
Ianto
Death
crossover
humour
gen
Jack woke up, but the conversation was only shortly interrupted as the nice lady from Torchwood killed him again.
I RARELY MEET PEOPLE MORE THAN ONCE.
“Well aren't I the lucky guy then?”
A bucket of water to the face and Jack was back in the land of the living. A bullet in the head and he was back with Death.
“Why do you keep turning up anyway? It's not like I stay dead.”
DUTY.
That was the last he saw of Death for a few days. But Jack rarely stayed out of trouble for long.
IT IS A NICE DAY. THERE IS LITTLE RAIN.
“What?”
I BELIEVE ACQUAINTANCES ARE SUPPOSED TO EXCHANGE PLEASANTRIES.
september 2008 by oxoniensis
Sympathy for the Devil by lyrstzha (Supernatural/Babylon 5, Garibaldi, Dean, PG, 4,988 words)
august 2008 by oxoniensis
Garibaldi’s mouth opens and closes a couple of times before he says, “You’re a demon?” Because whatever he was expecting, it surely wasn’t this.
The demon looks down at himself and shrugs. “You were kinda hoping for horns and a tail, weren’t you? Maybe some hooves? Yeah, I get that a lot. Sorry, man.” He points vaguely over his shoulder. “If it’ll make you feel any better, I could probably rustle up a pitchfork from somewhere.” His lips quirk, and Garibaldi just knows the creature is laughing at him.
And that’s when Garibaldi decides to go with it. “I don’t care what you look like. You can wear a rubber chicken on your head if that’s what floats your boat. A buddy of mine told me you could make deals. That true?”
B5
Supernatural
fiction
Dean-Winchester
Garibaldi
crossover
gen
angst
The demon looks down at himself and shrugs. “You were kinda hoping for horns and a tail, weren’t you? Maybe some hooves? Yeah, I get that a lot. Sorry, man.” He points vaguely over his shoulder. “If it’ll make you feel any better, I could probably rustle up a pitchfork from somewhere.” His lips quirk, and Garibaldi just knows the creature is laughing at him.
And that’s when Garibaldi decides to go with it. “I don’t care what you look like. You can wear a rubber chicken on your head if that’s what floats your boat. A buddy of mine told me you could make deals. That true?”
august 2008 by oxoniensis
Climbing up the Walls by obsessive24 (SPN/Firefly/Heroes, Dean/Sam, Simon/River, Nathan/Peter, vid)
august 2008 by oxoniensis
Fandom: Supernatural, Firefly/Serenity, Heroes Song/Artist: Climbing up the Walls by Radiohead Duration: 4:21 minutes Summary: Siblings. "I am the pick in the ice."
Supernatural
Firefly
Heroes
video
Dean/Sam
Simon/River
Nathan/Peter
Dean-Winchester
Sam-Winchester
incest
crossover
slash
het
angst
august 2008 by oxoniensis
Ten Synonyms for Sensational by pogrebin (Doctor Who/HP, Ten, Draco, PG, 1,210 words)
august 2008 by oxoniensis
“It’s bigger on the inside, eh?” The Doctor said, cheerfully, as the TARDIS crackled to light and life. “Mmm,” Draco agreed, non-commitally. “Impressive. If you’re into tacky Extending Charms.” “The TARDIS exists in multiple dimensions of space that overlap precariously to create the illusion of a fixed point in any given time-stream that we choose to physically manifest into.” Draco listened politely and then raised an eyebrow. “Right. And you choose to-- ah-- physically manifest as a Victorian police-box?” The Doctor grinned again. “Yeah. Tacky.”
Dr-Who
HP
fiction
Ten
Draco
crossover
humour
gen
slash
august 2008 by oxoniensis
Hell (And Binky) Follows With Him by anon (SPN/Discworld, Dean, Sam, Death, Binky, PG-13, 3,976 words)
august 2008 by oxoniensis
There’s been a big mistake here." Sam approximated the size of the mistake with two outstretched arms. "Like, massive mistake." He pointed at Dean. "He dropped his Zippo."
Supernatural
Discworld
fiction
Dean-Winchester
Sam-Winchester
Death
crossover
gen
august 2008 by oxoniensis
On This End of The Telescope (You're Mostly a Ghost) by anon (Harry Potter/Dr Who, Ten, Donna, the Trio, G, 2,261 words)
august 2008 by oxoniensis
'Right then, where to next?'
'You choose.'
'I always choose.'
'Like you mind, bossy. Anyway, works more like you suggest, I agree, and then we end up somewhere entirely different.'
The Doctor manages to look wounded. 'I am perfectly capable of arriving precisely where I'd like to, thank you very much.'
HP
Dr-Who
fiction
Ten
Donna-Noble
Harry
Hermione
Ron
crossover
gen
'You choose.'
'I always choose.'
'Like you mind, bossy. Anyway, works more like you suggest, I agree, and then we end up somewhere entirely different.'
The Doctor manages to look wounded. 'I am perfectly capable of arriving precisely where I'd like to, thank you very much.'
august 2008 by oxoniensis
Breaking the Shell by Jayne Leitch (Iron Man/Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles, Tony, Cameron, teen, 1,389 words)
july 2008 by oxoniensis
Tony hovers in the dark, a hundred feet off the ground, watching a girl stand in the wreckage of the arc reactor. She doesn't move; after a while, tired of the view of the back of her head, he twitches his left palm and drifts slowly to a position that gi
IronMan
SCC
fiction
Tony-Stark
Cameron
crossover
gen
het
july 2008 by oxoniensis
I'm your Man by charmax (multifandom, f/f, vid)
july 2008 by oxoniensis
Source: Victor/Victoria, Tipping the Velvet, Twelfth Night, Sylvia Scarlett, Star Trek Voyager, Xena, She's The Man, Bound, Thelma & Louise, Buffy, Bionic Woman, Battlestar Galactica, Calamity Jane, Deadwood, DEBS, Women's Murder Club, Hex, The L Word etc
Twelth-Night
BtVS
Bionic-Woman
Lost
BSG
DEBS
Dark-Angel
Alias
QAF-US
video
crossover
femmeslash
july 2008 by oxoniensis
Five authors who didn't write Stargate Atlantis by rhymer23 (SGA, team and others, PG, 3,000 words)
july 2008 by oxoniensis
The inhabitants of Atlantis are emigrants from a mostly harmless planet who happened to step through a giant wormhole, much to the consternation of the giant worms, and spend their days prodding things, saying, "ooh, I wonder what happens if I do that?"
SGA
fiction
McKay
Sheppard
Emmagen
Dex
crossover
crack
humour
gen
july 2008 by oxoniensis
End of the world on April Fools by caenozoic (X-Files/Supernatural, Dean/Mulder, R, 2,281 words)
july 2008 by oxoniensis
So Agent Fox Mulder finds himself sitting in a bar on the side of the road, sitting beside a guy in a leather jacket, drunkenly singing along to Joe Cocker and can't find, for the life of him, a single thing wrong with that.
Supernatural
X-Files
fiction
Dean-Winchester
Mulder
Dean/Mulder
crossover
slash
firsttime
july 2008 by oxoniensis
And All But He Departed by kellifer_fic (SPN/Discworld, Sam, Dean, Death, Albert, PG, 5,822 words)
june 2008 by oxoniensis
I'VE HEARD ABOUT THIS NEW FANGLED CONCEPT. IT'S CALLED JOB SHARING.
Supernatural
Discworld
fiction
Dean-Winchester
Sam-Winchester
Death
Alfred
crossover
gen
humour
june 2008 by oxoniensis
5 Characters That Never Were The Slayer by crackers4jenn (BtVS/GG/SPN/VM/The Office/Bridget Jones, various, PG, 3,891 words)
may 2008 by oxoniensis
"Are you perhaps nearing a point yet?"
Lorelai started to frown. "My point got smooshed to pieces by your unenthusiasm. It's a sad, smooshy point now."
"How terribly disconcerting."
BtVS
The-Office
VM
Gilmore-Girls
Bridget-Jones-Diary
Supernatural
fiction
Giles
Lorelai
Dwight
Dean-Winchester
Bridget-Jones
Angel
Logan
crossover
gen
humour
Lorelai started to frown. "My point got smooshed to pieces by your unenthusiasm. It's a sad, smooshy point now."
"How terribly disconcerting."
may 2008 by oxoniensis
Counterpoint by anjali_organna (BSG/TWW, ensemble, G, 3,238 words)
may 2008 by oxoniensis
"A spaceship."
"It's holding steady," Nancy said, "and hasn't made any movement toward the planet since we first detected it."
"I bet you felt a little ridiculous saying that, didn't you Nancy?"
BSG
West-Wing
fiction
Josh-Lyman
Bartlet
Leo
Roslin
Kara-Thrace
Lee-Adama
crossover
gen
"It's holding steady," Nancy said, "and hasn't made any movement toward the planet since we first detected it."
"I bet you felt a little ridiculous saying that, didn't you Nancy?"
may 2008 by oxoniensis
Attack of the Five Foot Ten Woman (The Slip Your Skin Remix) by anon (SN/SPN, ensemble, PG, 4,395 words)
april 2008 by oxoniensis
You probably won't believe it either, but I swear everything I'm about to tell you is true.
SN
Supernatural
fiction
Jeremy
Dana
Dan
Casey
Isaac
Sally
Dean-Winchester
Sam-Winchester
crossover
humour
gen
april 2008 by oxoniensis
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