Beautiful, quiet, cuddling-in-their-sleep art.

Media: pencils, photoshop

A series of gorgeous paintings illustrating a deancasbigbang 2011 story.

Song: I Sold My Hands For Food So Please Feed me
Artist: Get Well Soon
Summary: "We're in this together - we'll always be".
Length: 4:57
File Size: 131 MB
Links: YouTube | Download 131 MB

Warning: Crude humour. Probably NSFW (PG-13)
Category: Crackity crack! Like whoa!
Length: 4.10 (streaming or 70 MB DivX download)
Summary: Monty Python meets Supernatural

Digital drawing. Hinted at Dean/Castiel.

He’s exactly the kinda guy Mike should hate. With his manicured hands… and his pompous smirks… (Yeah, Mike knows words like ‘pompous’. He scored an 825 on the Harvard LSATs. He’s an idiot who got himself sent to prison for distributing narcotics, but he’s not stupid.)

summary: The way things fall.
music: eternal sorrow. two steps from hell.
size/format/length: 15MB, wmv, 1:40

(Youtube link.)

AU: assassin!Cas, FBI!Dean | Music by Erik Satie. Art by aesc

He put on justice as a breastplate, and a helmet of salvation upon his head. / He put on the garments of vengeance, and was clad with zeal as a cloak.

It should be noted, before events get underway, that Hester Crane didn’t die on the ceiling in a cheap white nightgown. Neither Frasier nor Niles would ever have gotten over the humiliation of knowing that she’d willingly worn polyester.

Description: An apocalyptic noir. If you run, he will chase you, 'cause he is the Lord. Dean/Castiel
Music: Sufjan Stevens "Seven Swans"
Download link: 64.2MB download, or youtube stream

Sam sits quiet beside him, not quite staring out the window, not quite looking at the map, a bundle of nerves and apology hunched down in the seat as if Dean might forget he's there if he's small enough, but that isn't possible; even in his absence, Sam was huge, bigger than everything. There'll never be a way for Dean to explain, and he's never going to try.

For tonight Sam can be the guy who picks up girls in a bar, and she can be the girl who gets picked up, and tomorrow they can each be someone else.

1548x1002 pixels.

TV: smallville, the vampire diaries, ncis, supernatural, v
MOVIES: inglourious basterds, the losers, wanted
MUSIC: little boots

Produced for Porn Battle IX, with the prompt word "tattoo."

Gabriel shrugs. “I’m bored. It’s a stupid idea. Get more than one archangel together in one place and it always turns into really screwed up group therapy. Hi, my name is Gabriel and I was the unloved middle child and ended up acting out in inappropriate ways.”

“Why are you telling me this?” Castiel demands.

“Just thought you should know.” Gabriel says.

Song Artist: WolfParade
Summary: Castiel sleeps under Sam Winchester's bed. It's all terribly romantic. Castiel, Sam/Castiel.
Warning: Spoilers up to and including Season Five.
Video Size: 24mb, DivX

Sam and Dean trapped in The Big Bang Theory.

Title: Holding Out for a Hero
Artist: Bonnie Tyler
Pairing/Rating: Sam/Dean (PG)
Length: 2:56 min
Spoilers: All the way through episode 5.07 (a couple of non-spoilery clips)
Summary: Honestly, who else could be Sam's hero?

Sam still knows two things as absolute facts.

1. Even though Sam was the one who knocked over the milk, Dean was the one who got in trouble for not watching Sam, or for encouraging him, or for setting a bad example. That was just how things worked.

2. Sam’s three-year-old self was not sorry because even then Sam was willing to do anything to make Dean happy, no matter what the price. And even then, no matter how good his intentions were, things always ended up with Dean in trouble.

This isn’t to say that Sam is trying to compare accidentally starting the apocalypse to spilt milk.

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Dean has the angels; Sam has the Trickster.

Sam's not sure who's worse off.

summary: Felt it in my fist, in my feet, in the hollows of my eyelids.
music: blinding. florence + the machine.
size/format/length: 23.60MB, wmv, 1:50

Dean stands in the house that had been Bobby’s, and crosses his arms. “No,” he says. “No way, Jo. It’s too dangerous.”

Jo Harvelle, in scruffy jeans and a t-shirt that’s seen better days, just rolls her eyes at him and carries on pulling her hair into an untidy braid. “You’re kidding me, right? We fight demons and ghosts and werewolves and the frigging devil and now this is too dangerous? Are you high?”

Human | Dean & Castiel. Episodic vidlet for Lucifer Rising (4.22). Can be gen or slash depending on your goggles.
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Monster | Sam & Dean. Episodic vidlet for When The Levee Breaks (4.21) and Lucifer Rising (4.22). Can be gen or slash depending on your goggles.
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"Hey, ma," Jo says. "I'm still alive. Just got rid of a real nasty poltergeist. I think it might've broken my arm, but it might just be sprained, I can't tell yet."

There's a pause. "God damn it, Jo," Ellen says, and hangs up.

Music: Crashed by Daughtry
Stream: youtube
Download: .avi file, 65MB, 2.43.

Dean's been chasing this particular horizon for hours now, miles marked more by the ever-dipping level of the thermos than by county lines and signposts. Forty-eight ounces of bitter-black gas station caffeine guzzled down to dregs while the globe turned itself around, offered the Old World some time in the sun.

Dean stumbles back into the motel room just before dawn, aching all over and still drenched with the scent of flowers, and he can't get the smile off his face.

“Like a fucking pretzel,” he mutters happily, shaking his head as he toes off his shoes and collapses onto the bed. “Awesome.”

Gorgeous Merlin art and Supernatural wallpaper.

music: i love you. the dandy warhols.
size/format/length: 27MB, wmv, 1:20

Music: Various artists
Graphics: by maichan
Category: Movie Montage
Length: 4.10m
Size 34 mb
Summary: Supernatural is not just one genre... (slapstick, slasher, western, noir, action, and drama.)
Links: YouTube, sendspace (.divx), 4shared (.avi)

Gorgeous wallpaper in five sizes (and two colour variations)

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Here’s how the car thing shook down.

Four people in the Impala? Did. Not. Work. There was not a single tolerable configuration. Dean had to be at the helm—Sam, he said, drove like somebody’s grandma, and the one time Dean had let Cas behind the wheel, they’d actually gotten pulled over because the angel was letting too many people pass them. (The only one Dean actually—albeit privately—considered to be a competent driver was Ruby, but he felt he had to refuse her on general principle.) If Sam sat in the back, he whined about his legs cramping up. (“Big baby,” said Dean.) But Ruby and Castiel sharing the backseat proved to be too much of a temptation for her: suddenly, stunts were being pulled that Dean remembered from his own childhood.

A story in 21 parts, featuring an Ancient Greek curse, an unexpected metamorphosis, adventures in pool sharking, numerous shots of tequila, a nun outfit, zombies, angels, demons, kidnappings, startling discoveries about old acquaintances, massage, a game of strip poker, girl-on-girl action, girl-on-boy action, and boy-on-boy action.

Song/Artist: Fall of Man by Matthew Good Band
Duration: 3:17 minutes
Summary: Castiel character, Castiel/Dean. What you don't know won't kill you.
Spoilers: season 4.
Download: AVI version, Xvid, 49.98MB | WMV version, 23.12MB

The archangel Anael, also known as Haniel, also known as The Angel of Pleasure, also known as That Wretched Strumpet Who Fell To Earth, also known as Anna, flexed her firey wings and cast a thoroughly worrying smile in his direction. “Aziraphale,” she said, in a voice strong enough to draw blood from human eardrums and so irresistible as to cause roses to burst into bloom in the middle of a frigid winter. “I need your help.”

You should know, first, that the world didn't end. In case you were wondering.

Music: Carnival of Rust by Poets of the Fall
Watch/download: Youtube, Vimeo or 4shared

Dean looks at her. She has just saved his ass, and Sam's, and not for the first time, or the fifth, or the twentieth. And she's looking down at Sam's unconscious body like a mother hen with only one chick. Still. “I don't trust you,” he says roughly.

"Here." Looking back up again, she sees a crumpled, grease-stained napkin in Dean's fingers. She takes it. Tally's Diner it reads in faded navy blue, and underneath is a phone number written down with a temperamental pen. [4.20 coda]

The thing is, Dean doesn't really do horses. It has to do with a Fourth of July parade and a string of fire crackers and a horse dressed, improbably, like Uncle Sam. Dean doesn't remember a lot of the incident, if he's honest with himself, but he does remember horseshoes striking asphalt so hard and frenzied that they seemed to spark, and the thing's eyes rolled back so they were nothing but whites, and in hindsight, Dean thinks that maybe the thing was possessed.

"Dean?"

"'m okay," Dean said, resigning himself to it. "Don't let my brains leak out, Sam."

Sam snorted. "I'm not sure that would be a noticeable change."

Dean twisted his head, tried to bite at Sam's fingers but Sam was too quick and pulled away, the cloth coming unstuck from Dean's head, peeled off like a band-aid and it wasn't pleasant. It made Dean dizzy, a sloshing sensation in his brain.

The day Dean gets out of hell, the sun is shining and the sky is that postcard shade of blue, like maybe it goes on forever and if it doesn't, at least it goes deep, tight and familiar wire around his heart.

In which Sam learns to take his dad's advice, the accounting equation is abused, and "zapped" is a technical term. Supernaturally speaking.

"Let me go, Sam," and Dean's voice was different, lower and stirring, not screwing around anymore, and Sam let him go at once. And he held his breath, because there was something here, something Sam had half-expected half a million times, this idiotic tension between the two of them that had had him terrified at fifteen and exhilarated at seventeen and morbidly depressed at nineteen, all this stupid potential and it was just like the two of them to have not lived up to it.

Music: Short Skirt/Long Jacket by Cake
Summary: Animated title sequence in the style of Chuck
Length: 0:31
Download: YouTube | HD version on Sendspace (15MB, DivX)

Title: Sex-O-Matic Venus Freak
Artist: Macy Gray
Characters/Pairing: Sam/everyone
Length: 2:51 min
Summary: We just can't keep our hands off him, can we? or: How Sam Winchester Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Ladies

A story in fifteen parts, in which the angel Castiel finds himself put in an untenable position, and consequentially loses his grace. In which he goes on a roadtrip with a demon, discovers the delights of tequila and french fries and pie, plays a starring role in a virgin sacrifice, is deflowered by his favourite Winchester, and then gets some very unpleasant news indeed.

Bonus: gorgeous cover artwork by aesc.

17 Merlin
01 Colin Morgan (in 'Doctor Who')
05 Jackson Rathbone (in 'Twilight' and 'Beautiful People')
15 Supernatural
15 Third Watch

“This isn’t a game, Anna,” Castiel scolds.

“Really? Where have you been for the last five thousand years?”

Pamela is sixteen the first time she sees her own death. She opens that door right up and takes a good long look even though her mama says it can make you crazy knowing a thing like that. “Screw you,” Pamela thinks. “I’ll show you.” She’s never sure later who she means, her mama or Death, but the story ends the same either way.

It's the kind of town where he and Dean stick out like sore thumbs, with their scarred-up hands and their clothes that won't get clean and their tendency to case a room when they walk through the door.

The high school is even worse. When Dean pulls over into the bus zone, they both grimace at the wholesome game of Frisbee going on out front, the girls sitting on the steps killing time by braiding each other's hair. It's like something out of a Norman Rockwell.

"Wow," Dean chuckles, drawing the word out long and slow. He slaps a hand down on Sam's thigh. "Have fun, Sammy."

[The Panabaker 'joke' is distracting, but otherwise it's near perfect - hot and awkward and real. Slightly underage Sam.]

They both occasionally dream of flying.

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summary: Just breathe. Probably NSFW.
music: certainty (remix'd). piano magic.
size/format/length: 31.3MB, wmv, 2:05
watch/download: 4shared | mediafire

It’s about him, his life. If he strikes out and makes something of himself, something real, then he can come back for Sam. He’ll find Sam anywhere. There are floods of blood between them, connecting them, a keepsake of bone.

They are beautiful and eternal, light and dark and grey, grey, grey. They are brothers. That’s just unbreakable. What isn’t unbreakable is Dean’s soul; he can feel it bending, reedy and pale, under the inconsolable strain of hunting, of his father constantly, slyly, making him into something he isn’t. It can’t shatter. Then he knows what will happen. He’ll end up ruined and alone, no use to Sammy or his dad or anyone else in the world.

He’ll end up a dead girl with her hair tied back and a dress in the closet.

Paintshop/Painter, art/wallpaper. 1024 x 768 | 1280 x 960 | 1280 x 800 | 1440 x 900 | 1680 x 1050. Also available in larger versions on deviantArt.

Coloured pencils - beautiful likeness of Dean. Full size is 1500x1048 px.

The man shook his head. "I have to tell you, I'm not one to hand out praise willy-nilly. But I'll give it where it's deserved, and this is some damn good pie." He offered his hand over the counter to shake, and Dean took it. "I know the guy who used to own this place. Your pie is almost as good as his, and that's sayin' something. Damn shame he had to go run off and live happily ever after, but that's a whole other story. Name's Emerson Cod."

There’s a soreness in Sam’s chest as he thinks of yelling at the side of the road, Dean’s face closing tight over his terror, and the memory of rising flame blurs his eyes. Some men are too many parts monster to be saved, and Sam might still be one of them.

Music: Separation (extended version) by Jonathan Elias
Length: 2:24
Watch: YouTube | HQ Download (70MB, DivX) | iPod Download (28MB, m4v)

It would be almost frighteningly easy to step away from a time loop and simply...forget about it for a bit. Not on purpose, of course, but you know how things come up. And while it may only be a little while for the demigod creator, that could be forever in the mind of the only human who doesn't reset.

“A car wash voucher? Yes, you’re right. It’s evil. It must be stopped. Next it’ll want to wax on and wax off.”

“Dude, I’m being serious! Stop making Mr Miyagi jokes.” Dean can hear the pitch of his voice rising, but Sam isn’t hearing him, and they’re obviously in danger, and sometimes being Sam’s older brother is a seriously tough gig, because he’s a moron with no street smarts.

Sam rolls his eyes. “Dean, your paranoia is not even a little bit cute.”

“Yeah, well, don’t come crying to me when a good luck demon attacks you and you’re screaming for help like a girl and I’m too busy saying I told you so to save your sorry ass.”

Picspam tribute to the pretty of Kim Manners - screencaps and notes.

It wasn't a bad day when Sam woke up. Then he discovered Dean had turned into a giant dust bunny, so it was.

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Title: Supernatural (In My Pants)
Artist: The Lonely Island
Length: 2:42 min
Summary: It's perfectly normal, nothing wrong with me, but we're going to need a clean up on Aisle 3.

"All the boys at school wanna fuck you," Sam says. [edit - can now only be viewed by joining the community]

Ella and Ruth were sitting in the rocking chairs on the porch when the boys showed up for the first time. Angeline was sitting on the top step of the porch, sunning her calves, but that was Angeline for you, she always had to make a point of how she was younger and more limber, and even pretended that her hair was really still black, as if anyone would believe that. Ella's hair was a shade of orange never encountered in nature, no pretense there, and Ruth, always the rebel, was growing hers out and had a sort of two-tone effect going, two inches of steel gray around her head and then a fluffy brown halo.

As it turns out, God is kind of an asshole. Yeah, there's that whole creating-the-known-universe thing, which, when you think about it, is pretty cool. And, y'know, humans didn't turn out too bad either for the most part. Butterflies, sort of over the top, but the scorpions are bad-ass and more than make up for those.

There is more to Dean, he believes, than blood and bone and muscle. There's some hidden mystery, beyond simple anatomy, of who he is.

It just happens from time to time--they'll stop somewhere without any doubles, and they'll get the king-sized bed instead of paying for two rooms. Every time, Dean insists on playing rock-paper-scissors for it; every time, he loses.

She has her reasons, but none she’s willing to share. Not now.

“Does it matter?” She smiles as she peers over her shoulder, back toward him. “Just think of me as the little fallen angel on your shoulder.”

It's not real love if it doesn't make you a little crazy.

Dean is not speaking to him this morning. Dean says things, he directs them at Sam, but they're holdovers. They peer through the ice to see what's beneath it without breaking it. 'Bout time we did some laundry, I'm down to my last pair of clean shorts, and Dude, put a comb through your hair or I'm gonna start thinking you're something I gotta hunt.

Artist: it's a secret
Characters: Sam and Dean
Length: 1:30 min
Summary: You really, really don't want to click that link.