12 years later. A Clark/Lex story. With Kryptonite unicorns, mpreg and a kitty baby!

Bad Romance
Song by Lady Gaga
Source: Smallville/DCU/Superman Returns

When mutually assured destruction is not a deterrent.

OR

Lex Luthor does not want to be friends!!

“I can fly,” Clark says.

He is standing in the doorway of Lex’s office, inexplicable and unexpected. Lex calmly sets down his pen. “Don’t you have a Physics exam tomorrow?”

Looking back, Clark recalled the guy showing up at three rescues before Clark consciously noted him.

Photoshop painting.

A Clex version of Gigi, done in screencaps.

This is the story of Clark Kent - a young lad, soon to be a young man.

"After today, Superman will never stop me again!" Lex crowed.

So, maybe there was a reason pretending to be gay wasn't such a stretch.

Clark. Lex. Between the tightrope and the abyss.

Song/Artist: Change (in the house of flies) by Deftones
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Lex/Clark schmoopy manip - not work safe.

Women fawned over the bunny, and loved to stroke it, and sometimes picked it up and pressed it to their breasts, where it looked squashed and uncomfortable. In that respect, Lex reflected, absolutely nothing had changed.

Sleeping Lex and Clark, manip.

Lex thinks that he is making history. He's just repeating it.

"Mostly I was just surprised," Lex said, sounding amused. "It didn't occur to me it would take driving up in a purple car for you to figure out I might not be completely straight," and Clark's mouth was opening with surprise when Lex leaned in and kissed

Lex, don't cha wish your girlfriend was hot like Clark?

Don't Cha - Pussycat Dolls (22 MB wmv)

Years after Lex is presumed dead, Clark meets someone who reminds him of his ex-best friend and arch-nemesis.

It was the top story on the six o'clock news on every channel: poor Superboy, paralyzed hero, no hope of recovery say doctors, confidential sources whispering about temper tantrums.

Clex manip, not work safe.

It took Clark three minutes to get to Lex's apartment. Two minutes and fifty-eight seconds of that had been spent sitting on the floor in a wet puddle and staring blankly at the wall and saying "Oh shit," repeatedly.

Everybody wants to rule the world.

Smallpark comic strip made for Madelyn's Thirteen Challenge.

And he knew then, exactly why he was awake. And for whom. For there was only one man weird enough to park on their drive in the middle of the night in a hundred thousand dollar car.

Sequel to 'Conflicts of Interest' (http://glitterati.illuminatedtext.com/12days/conflictsofinterest.html). In which Metropolis stays weird.

"Yes, well," Lex said rather matter-of-factly. "This is really the closest thing either of us has to a committed relationship, so I thought we should observe the traditions of the day."

The real question, Clark thinks, is how many hints he's missed before this one.

Clark falls in love.

Blank - Lex shows Amnesia!Clark the cave. (Yarka crayon on brown paper with a little PSP enhancement.)

Truly, living forever was not all it was cracked up to be.

Two People. One (hotel) room. One bed.

Lex used a pencil to outline his eyes in black. "So you want me to buy off the Planet," he said, his voice cold, attention on his face.

Clark longs and denies and tangles himself in a net of feelings while everyone watches, some harder than others.

Lex rested his head against the doorframe, squeezing his eyes shut. "Just kill me now." "Isn't that your wife's job? I wouldn't want to step on any toes." Clark sounded unaccountably bitter.

First time, happy college!Clex. “Since when is grown men playing with balls a bad thing, Lex?”

A crackfest blend of Shrek and Smallville: In the highest room of the tallest tower of the magical kingdom of Metropolis, there lived a prince.