'I got a note too. Someone knows what we did.' [A psychological thriller AU of the movie.]

Eduardo says Mark's name at the altar, which would be okay except he's not getting married to Mark. Whoops.

“I’m sure we’ll be best friends in no time,” Mark says. “After all, who doesn’t like me?”

He smirks as the panic on his dad’s face ratchets up another level.

[Step-brothers/high school AU.]

The first time is a total accident, Eduardo swears; he's lying on Mark's bed, bored out of his fucking mind, because they agreed on dinner at eight, Mark, is that so hard? but Mark's having some sort of breakthrough or something, and mumbled, "Ten more minutes?" like, an hour ago, and Eduardo knows they're not leaving the dorm any time soon.

The first time Mark meets Eduardo Saverin, he’s not really paying attention. On top of the project proposals he keeps mocking up and Erica keeps shooting down, the red-tape the military keeps mummifying the science department in, and the overwhelming rush of adrenaline that comes from the knowledge that in three weeks, he'll be leaving the Milky Way galaxy, he also has to worry about his underlings staging a mutiny.

In the face of all the things going on in Mark's head, meeting one Air Force major doesn't register, much.

[Pilot of a Social Network/Stargate Atlantis fusion. To be continued.]

Mark wonders if Eduardo left Palo Alto with the overwhelming taste of his own weakness, or just that of Mark’s betrayal.

Mark can safely say he’s never thought about Eduardo that way. And he’s thought about Eduardo a lot.

"Were you always this evil or is it a new development?"

I guess what really makes people uncomfortable is the soul-crushing realisation that their presence on Facebook is mostly about balancing emotional exhibitionism and chronic hypocrisy, but I’ve been advised not to say ‘emotional exhibitionism and chronic hypocrisy’ in public. Which is kind of ironic when you think about it.

(1/?, but reads well as a stand-alone.)