Bruce Wayne can't possibly be as dumb as he acts, and Clark Kent isn't as ordinary as he appears.

"Here's the rules," Mxy said before they could get sidetracked. Bat-Mite was his best buddy but he had a tendency to be scatter-brained. "You've changed bodies for forty-eight hours." He brandished a watch marked, improbably, up to "forty-eight o'clock." "You have to live each others' lives for that long. And if anyone guesses about the switch, the change will be...permanent."

12 years later. A Clark/Lex story. With Kryptonite unicorns, mpreg and a kitty baby!

A murder mystery at Smallville High drives Kon to brush up on his detective skills – and his undercover work. He might need to call in some help. Good thing his best friend is an expert at both.

Bad Romance
Song by Lady Gaga
Source: Smallville/DCU/Superman Returns

When mutually assured destruction is not a deterrent.

OR

Lex Luthor does not want to be friends!!

“I can fly,” Clark says.

He is standing in the doorway of Lex’s office, inexplicable and unexpected. Lex calmly sets down his pen. “Don’t you have a Physics exam tomorrow?”

Vid: I kissed a girl
Artist: Katy Perry
Source: Smallville, up to 8.04
Warnings: bad dancing and PG-rated smut
Description: Clark experiments with heterosexuality
Download: direct download (35.7 MB) or streaming at YouTube

Charcoal on white paper + digital tint.

Superman after battle, re-energizing. Oil pastels.

Mystique can indulge Lex's every fantasy.

They hold up a mirror to his face, and when Clark looks at it he sees a giant bug's head, like an alien invader in an old black and white movie. "Thank God," he says. "Now I'll never have to pretend to be human ever again."

Remarks like that are his inner Luthor coming out.

Alexander hates everything.

Especially his name.

“You could,” says Bruce when he comes over to play after school, “shorten it.”