A series of gorgeous paintings illustrating a deancasbigbang 2011 story.

Warning: Crude humour. Probably NSFW (PG-13)
Category: Crackity crack! Like whoa!
Length: 4.10 (streaming or 70 MB DivX download)
Summary: Monty Python meets Supernatural

(Youtube link.)

AU: assassin!Cas, FBI!Dean | Music by Erik Satie. Art by aesc

He put on justice as a breastplate, and a helmet of salvation upon his head. / He put on the garments of vengeance, and was clad with zeal as a cloak.

Description: An apocalyptic noir. If you run, he will chase you, 'cause he is the Lord. Dean/Castiel
Music: Sufjan Stevens "Seven Swans"
Download link: 64.2MB download, or youtube stream

Produced for Porn Battle IX, with the prompt word "tattoo."

Gabriel shrugs. “I’m bored. It’s a stupid idea. Get more than one archangel together in one place and it always turns into really screwed up group therapy. Hi, my name is Gabriel and I was the unloved middle child and ended up acting out in inappropriate ways.”

“Why are you telling me this?” Castiel demands.

“Just thought you should know.” Gabriel says.

Song Artist: WolfParade
Summary: Castiel sleeps under Sam Winchester's bed. It's all terribly romantic. Castiel, Sam/Castiel.
Warning: Spoilers up to and including Season Five.
Video Size: 24mb, DivX

Sam still knows two things as absolute facts.

1. Even though Sam was the one who knocked over the milk, Dean was the one who got in trouble for not watching Sam, or for encouraging him, or for setting a bad example. That was just how things worked.

2. Sam’s three-year-old self was not sorry because even then Sam was willing to do anything to make Dean happy, no matter what the price. And even then, no matter how good his intentions were, things always ended up with Dean in trouble.

This isn’t to say that Sam is trying to compare accidentally starting the apocalypse to spilt milk.

Human | Dean & Castiel. Episodic vidlet for Lucifer Rising (4.22). Can be gen or slash depending on your goggles.
+ Download (xvid, 19.24mb, 1:25min; mediafire)
+ Stream on BAM

Monster | Sam & Dean. Episodic vidlet for When The Levee Breaks (4.21) and Lucifer Rising (4.22). Can be gen or slash depending on your goggles.
+ Download (xvid, 17.22mb, 1:20min; mediafire)
+ Stream on BAM

Music: Crashed by Daughtry
Stream: youtube
Download: .avi file, 65MB, 2.43.

Dean stumbles back into the motel room just before dawn, aching all over and still drenched with the scent of flowers, and he can't get the smile off his face.

“Like a fucking pretzel,” he mutters happily, shaking his head as he toes off his shoes and collapses onto the bed. “Awesome.”

Gorgeous Merlin art and Supernatural wallpaper.

Here’s how the car thing shook down.

Four people in the Impala? Did. Not. Work. There was not a single tolerable configuration. Dean had to be at the helm—Sam, he said, drove like somebody’s grandma, and the one time Dean had let Cas behind the wheel, they’d actually gotten pulled over because the angel was letting too many people pass them. (The only one Dean actually—albeit privately—considered to be a competent driver was Ruby, but he felt he had to refuse her on general principle.) If Sam sat in the back, he whined about his legs cramping up. (“Big baby,” said Dean.) But Ruby and Castiel sharing the backseat proved to be too much of a temptation for her: suddenly, stunts were being pulled that Dean remembered from his own childhood.

A story in 21 parts, featuring an Ancient Greek curse, an unexpected metamorphosis, adventures in pool sharking, numerous shots of tequila, a nun outfit, zombies, angels, demons, kidnappings, startling discoveries about old acquaintances, massage, a game of strip poker, girl-on-girl action, girl-on-boy action, and boy-on-boy action.

Song/Artist: Fall of Man by Matthew Good Band
Duration: 3:17 minutes
Summary: Castiel character, Castiel/Dean. What you don't know won't kill you.
Spoilers: season 4.
Download: AVI version, Xvid, 49.98MB | WMV version, 23.12MB

Music: Carnival of Rust by Poets of the Fall
Watch/download: Youtube, Vimeo or 4shared

Dean looks at her. She has just saved his ass, and Sam's, and not for the first time, or the fifth, or the twentieth. And she's looking down at Sam's unconscious body like a mother hen with only one chick. Still. “I don't trust you,” he says roughly.

"Here." Looking back up again, she sees a crumpled, grease-stained napkin in Dean's fingers. She takes it. Tally's Diner it reads in faded navy blue, and underneath is a phone number written down with a temperamental pen. [4.20 coda]

The thing is, Dean doesn't really do horses. It has to do with a Fourth of July parade and a string of fire crackers and a horse dressed, improbably, like Uncle Sam. Dean doesn't remember a lot of the incident, if he's honest with himself, but he does remember horseshoes striking asphalt so hard and frenzied that they seemed to spark, and the thing's eyes rolled back so they were nothing but whites, and in hindsight, Dean thinks that maybe the thing was possessed.

Music: Short Skirt/Long Jacket by Cake
Summary: Animated title sequence in the style of Chuck
Length: 0:31
Download: YouTube | HD version on Sendspace (15MB, DivX)

A story in fifteen parts, in which the angel Castiel finds himself put in an untenable position, and consequentially loses his grace. In which he goes on a roadtrip with a demon, discovers the delights of tequila and french fries and pie, plays a starring role in a virgin sacrifice, is deflowered by his favourite Winchester, and then gets some very unpleasant news indeed.

Bonus: gorgeous cover artwork by aesc.

There is more to Dean, he believes, than blood and bone and muscle. There's some hidden mystery, beyond simple anatomy, of who he is.

"Tell me," he says, "how long did my father last?"

Castiel breathes out a white puff of warm air on his face. "Does it matter, Dean?"

Dean steps away, back hitting the side of the car, hands splayed against the glass so he doesn't fall.

"It matters the world," he says.

Sam watched his brother go straight to his own bed, kneel down, and put his hands together in prayer over the coverlet. “Dear God: take your damn angel back. I’ve had it with his bullshit. Amen.”

They go, he and Sam. Dean the blunt instrument and Sam the belief behind it.

Castiel is waiting by the window, waiting for Dean to acknowledge his presence. His hands hang limply at his sides, fingers ever so slightly curled, like Castiel doesn't know what to do with them. His eyes are wide and sincere, the look on his face is so guileless it's almost childlike.