Ouch. Move to the US, get fat.

The 22-year-old winger is the first player to win both awards in the same season since Andy Gray in 1977.

His Manchester United team-mates unanimously hail him as the best player in the world and his two goals in the 7-1 thrashing of AS Roma in the quarter-finals of the Champions League helped send shockwaves around Europe and draw comparisons with the legend

Fox Soccer Channel highlights from the Brazil Portugal friendly. Simao's goal was pretty incredible.

Footytube is a nice resource for Americans that have access to much video coverage of European football.