Alternate title: "Top 10 Standard Features You Use All The Time (Except #10 and #9 Which Are Useless Gimmicks But Which We Had To Add Because No One Does Top 8s)"

How to kill those fucking annoying Snap link preview popup things that morons insist on adding to their sites!

Does anyone know how to kill these fucking annoying Snap link preview popup things that morons insist on adding to their sites?

Don't ever do this. Annoying.

Robbie Williams self-portraits 'inspired by Warhol'. For £3,500. Hahahahahahahaha.

Stupid, stupid idea. Maybe if readers were applying the tags it could maybe just about perhaps almost have some value, but folk saying "I am a journalist" on their weblog does not make them one (speaking as a journalist with a weblog!)

For crying out loud, just go for a walk, fatty.

'Zopa is a place where creditworthy people who want to borrow money can get together with people who are happy to lend it to them' - are there enough completely insane people on the internet for this to actually get any users?

I use lynx sometimes. Wonder if I'll get arrested too.

Oh, the humanity.