"Teddy Babes™ Remember when you were a kid and used to cuddle up at night with your favorite teddy bear? Well, now you're all grown up, and a beautiful plush girlfriend is waiting to share your bed!" - eugh.

Fucking nuns.

"Sidore is a homebody, but then, she couldn't leave the comfort of the bed she shares with Davecat even if she wanted to because Sidore is a 100-pound solid silicone Real Doll"

Slash fiction inspired by the Bible. Crikey!

I love these AskMe threads about ultra-specific music themes - I just made a lovely blues playlist of songs gleaned form this one.

Absitinence-Only Coolness For Boys