Looks like funny jokes on the BBC will have to be banned.

New news site from Tina Brown. Looks good, reads okay.

Fuckers. I've been watching for as long as I can remember.

Paisley Daily Express brands brainless twat a 'brainless twat'.

The Herald is launching a new digital edition: "A new facsimile edition of The Herald is launching later this month. It will be available anytime, anywhere, giving you on-screen access to all of the printed content every Monday to Saturday from 6am."

Channel 4 News jump on the podcast bandwagon - the first 'cast is a special report by Jon Snow on cannabis and mental health. (Good stuff - my radio-addict ears cannot bear amateur podcasts, so this will join various BBC feeds in iTunes.)

Vote for your fave Daily Mail headline. Quite shocking if the Mail doesn't cross your path - most are only just shy of 'Send the Pakis home!' or 'Gyppos smell of wee!' (peppered with the occasional 'Princess Di was a motherfucking saint: LICK HER CORPSE!'