Man goes to Burning Man, finds it to be really fucking awful. Silly man - everyone else knew that already.

Proof, if proof be need be, that David Blaine is a total cunt. Also proof that everyone who doesn't think Davod Blaine is a total cunt... is a total cunt.

A generation of Kansas schoolchildren to be taught fairy-tales in the science classroom. Definition of science changed to accomodate this. Good luck going to university, children of Kansas.