Innuendo-laden AskMe thread. Made me LOL.

I like that MetaFilter user Meatbomb has an apology recorded on YouTube for whenever he needs to say sorry.

Disturbingly exhaustive examination of the phrase HURF DURF BUTTER EATER as used on MetaFilter, by cortex. (The fact that total asshat un owen introduced it to the site kind of takes the shine off.)

Tee hee!

The words 'caffeinated donut', when spoken in a Dutch accent, are unreasonably funny.

A beautiful proposal of marriage on Valentine's Day.

The latest MySpaced trend: young men transgressing societal mores regarding sexuality (read: spotty Busted lookalikes pretending to be a bit poofy to look cool).

I don't care what anyone says, the influx of idiots at MetaFilter is no bad thing. Mushrooms are the new pancakes.

This girl bought a 'phone and got Chris Rock's old number.

"Odd to advertise a dating service by acknowledging that people spoutcrap in their power to prevent a terrorist attack. But, quite clearly,they weren't, for whatever reason. Finally, Meacher's a former cabinetmember, privy to the decision making processes