Dent has been absorbed by Big Brother - her old BB column on the Radio Times website was always much more fun than actually watching the show. (I have a bit of a crush on Dent, I must admit.)

'Saying that, I am particularly bongo-phobic. I once had to be physically restrained at The Hacienda from mounting the stage and hammering Shovel from M People to death with a kitten heel.' - heh, my hatred of Shovel remains undimmed. What a cock.