Best. Web. Design. Ever.

My electronic badge still opened Apple's doors, so I just kept showing up.

"This paper describes a Perl module that makes it possible to write Perl programs in Latin." Fucking brilliant.

A 76-year-old retired Dutch maths teacher described yesterday how for more than 25 years he was feted by communist leaders around the world as the inspired head of a radical Marxist-Leninist party that never, in fact, existed.